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Look at his face!

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How are you getting on everybody?

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How the bloody hell is you doing tonight?

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It's a late one! It's a late little groover! It's a nice little mover! It's a stop, shake, look, have a little wink, and then be on your way, kinda quick, blast your fae! Nine zone! It's a nine zone scream!

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But we're not gonna start at nine, we're starting at 11pm!

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We're probably gonna start before then, in fact, would you believe it? Could you believe it? Did you ever dare to dream it?

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We've already started the stream!

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And look at that lady's hair! It's a crazy, crazy, crazy world!

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Hey, boy.

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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.

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Bum, bum, ba-da-ba-da-ba-bum.

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Okay, be on now and just give us a sec now.

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Just give us a sec to get started here.

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We're just getting things sorted.

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Sorry about that.

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Captain Zack, thank you very much.

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Tobes, thanking you very much.

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Hope you're getting on well, guys.

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And that you're not wearing a disguise.

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Although it wouldn't matter if even if you were, that's fine.

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Wear what you like when you're watching this.

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I don't care.

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Just don't be telling me about it.

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I don't want to know.

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But thanks very much anyway.

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The Dodos, any buzzing.

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Captain Zack, Tobes, 33, 32.

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Just enjoying a bit of sparkling water there.

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Right, let me just get a banana and a mini can.

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I'm on the mini guineas.

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No glass.

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Just pure can.

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Mini guineas style.

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I've been down that way before.

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I'll talk to you all about it in a moment.

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I'll talk to you all about it.

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I'll talk to you all about it.

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I'll talk to you all about it.

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I'll talk to you all about it.

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I'll talk to you all about it.

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I'll talk to you all about it.

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I'll talk to you all about it.

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I'll talk to you all about it.

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I'll talk to you all about it.

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I'll talk to you all about it.

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Bye.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yo, friends, what's up? It's your boy, Scope Talk.

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I run a gaming clip channel, which deals primarily montages of epic gameplay, clutch kills, team wipes, epic killstreaks, insane kill-death ratios.

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I just want to say on behalf of the TikTok community how much you've inspired every person out there who is playing not just Warzone, but playing the game of life, buddy.

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Clutch kills.

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Scope Talk.

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Clutch kills.

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Mobile Ozel, yeni technology. Rocky P Spas in yours, Colorado.

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Here in here in here.

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Uli, Uli, 30 TL. 1000 TL, %100. Turkey, Ninglik. Mobile Bahis. Sebedin. Mobile Bahis.

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Francis Higgins, made possible in part by Hewlett-Packard, working with industry leaders to ensure compatibility across the board and across the network.

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HBPC, you're looking at partnership in a whole new light. Well, if the proof is in the pudding, the pudding, the power is really in the applications.

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I'm a Windows kind of guy. I'm a Windows kind of guy. All right. I'm a Windows kind of guy. I don't lie.

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You have something called soft windows that lets me do both?

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That's right. Soft windows, which does exactly that.

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It lets you run Windows and DOS applications on your Power Macintosh.

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I'm a Windows kind of guy.

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It's a pure piece of software. You don't need to plug in any cards or anything like that.

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It's like a normal app. So let me show you.

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Here we have the soft windows icon. I'm a Windows kind of guy.

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You just double click on it and it will start up.

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All right.

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The first thing it will do is go into a DOS screen, DOS screen, DOS screen, DOS screen.

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So we're loading DOS in our Power Mac.

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Indeed we are.

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All right.

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And a lot of people still run DOS programs.

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And I want to demonstrate DOS except to the extent that you can see it running on the screen there.

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All right.

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I'll just type win, which is the usual way to start Windows.

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And you can see the official Microsoft logo there.

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There's Windows on a Power Mac.

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There it is indeed.

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All right.

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What happens?

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Let me ask you now. Has Windows taken over my Mac or can I still use my Macintosh applications?

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Okay. Windows is not taken over your Mac by any stretch of the imagination.

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I'm a Windows kind of guy.

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Your Macintosh applications can still be running at the same time.

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All that's happened is that the menu bar has been taken away to give you as much screen area as possible.

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But the menu is just a keystroke away.

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So I can see we're still in Sacramento.

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All right.

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And as you can see I'm running a number of Macintosh applications at the same time.

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All right. Exactly.

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Let me ask you that about applications.

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I mean it's only really useful to me if I can use applications in both environments.

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Can I use a Windows app?

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I'm a Windows guy.

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Can I use a Macintosh application at the same time?

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I'm a Windows guy.

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Absolutely. In fact, let me ask you.

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Sorry about that.

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I completely didn't realize that we'd actually got to the end of that clip there.

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I'm a Windows kind of guy myself.

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So I was really happy to see that situation with the Shafé man and Podolsky as well.

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Mr. Podolsky, the guy who was teaching him how to install Windows on a fucking Mac or something.

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Vice versa. I'm not sure about that anyway.

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But I am sure about it.

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It's another one of those nights.

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It's a late night affair.

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I didn't want to get up or get on to the fucking stream this late.

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I get up. I get up on.

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Get on the stream like a stream machine.

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But I didn't want to do it this late because I'm running on the Sigma Steve Sigma Mail Time Clock.

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Thanks very much for the tip there Sigma Steve.

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And Sean Ciernan, thank you very much.

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Ivan the Terrible, thanks.

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Leg Fend and Enny Buzzen and the Dodos.

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I thought, do you know what?

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Just do it anyway because there's probably people that might still be awake who wouldn't mind just a little bit of late night Shaféing.

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Do you know? And I can do that at any time, any given moment.

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This is a possibility as well.

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But more of that later on.

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When we need it, I suppose.

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When it's necessary.

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To break down the walls of Babylon.

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Right now we need to break down the walls and worlds of Computer Chronicles.

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And so we'll just try and move that picture off the screen there if we can.

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And then move on to another Computer Chronicles screen if we have that.

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I've redone the background here.

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I thought you might be of interest.

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It might be of interest to you.

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It's a brand new Computer Chronicles.

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Big fans.

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Big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big

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That's just as worse

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It's worse

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Thanks very much there for the tip there

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That came through Sigma Steve clone named Gibso

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And Ante as well

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And thank you for the post pub stream Francisine

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Oh you were down the pub was it?

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Huh? How was that?

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Rubbish was it?

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Vaccines and fucking masks and stuff is it?

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Can't rub shoulders anymore is it?

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Yeah not the same no

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When's it gonna be the same though?

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They let a load of people into Croke Park today

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Just bring it back to normal

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Bring everything back to normal

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It's as easy as that

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Who are we paying to make the decisions up there?

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In the Rocky Horror Picture House

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Cause it's a joke

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Thank you very much there

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Tim Reedy

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Dane Moriarty

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Thank you very much

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Why do bad things happen to good people?

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I'm a Windows kind of guy

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I'm a Windows kind of guy

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Does that

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Is that a saying in the song?

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Why do good things happen to bad people?

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Did I

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Did I not hear that?

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I want to be Graham Taylor with that one

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Did I not hear that?

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I can't remember whether or not that was in the cut

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Thanks very much

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General Gandolfini

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I want to be here to be a good thing to do with that one?

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I want to be here to be a good thing to do with that one?

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I want to be here to be a good thing to do with that one?

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I want to be here to be a good thing to do with that one

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I want to be here to be a good thing to do with that one

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I want to be here to be a good thing to do with that one

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I want to be here to be a good thing to do with that one

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Pop the Computer Chronicles onto the fucking main screen, main frame.

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And then we'll just roll at the punches, I suppose.

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Do you know?

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Just want the GAA vote so they couldn't give a rat's ass about the arts.

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Yeah, yeah, fair enough, fair enough, yeah.

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Fair enough, fair enough, fair enough, yeah.

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Fair enough, fair enough, fair enough, yeah.

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Fair enough, fair enough, fair enough, yeah.

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Fair enough, fair enough, fair enough, yeah.

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Fair enough, fair enough, fair enough, yeah.

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Bit excited, folks.

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Bit excited.

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Because this is a virtual reality episode.

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And as we know, virtual reality has come on leaps and bounds now that you can get the headset.

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And it's marginally, well, fucking probably significantly bigger and better than the original VR headsets that you see back in the early 90s,

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which used to just be kind of weird block graphics.

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You weren't really immersed in the world, but the technology and the rendering of worlds has become so much better

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that you can feel like you're in the middle of it.

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And there's all that fucking madness when you're on a roller coaster and you try it and then you feel sick afterwards.

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Hilarious stuff.

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Loads of hilarious videos of people online watching and doing that.

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Let's have a look at this, though.

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We're not interested in modern day stuff.

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We're interested in this day stuff.

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1992, Computer Chronicles, episode, virtual reality.

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Thank you very much there.

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Johnny Tackle.

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Sorry about your uncle, you say.

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Hope he's okay.

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Yeah, we'll have more on him another day.

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Not tonight.

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This is just about Stu.

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This is all about Stu at the moment.

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Bobo Steamboats.

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Thank you very much.

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Let's see what we've got going on here, guys.

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Beautiful.

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Beautiful.

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That's exactly what I said.

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That's exactly what I said was going to go on.

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Imagine putting it on a headset and seeing that.

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Well, it's not that shit anymore.

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As you can see here, this is a virtual reality game called Continuum, and I can actually move inside that space and turn around and see it from all kinds of different angles.

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Now, if you think this stuff is just for fun and games, you are wrong.

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There are some important and serious applications using this new technology, as we'll find out today when we focus on virtual reality on this edition of the Computer Chronicles.

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What an intro.

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That's the best one I've ever seen.

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And he was pretending to have fun as well.

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Stuart's great at pretending to have fun.

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Anguish Panda, thank you very much.

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And into the West.

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Loving the stream, you see, says Anguish Panda.

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Well, we've only just started.

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And I tell you what, that was so good, that intro.

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I need to see it again.

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It was some real, real good acting.

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Stone cold banger of an intro.

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He really had fun.

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You're right, has he?

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The head weaving sold it.

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The limerick of classic hurling.

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Not related, Alan C, but well done anyway to limerick.

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Reptilian peas, pies, chips, curry, rice.

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Again, let's see.

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It looked as though it was, you know, not great for him, but he pretended that he was.

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Do you know when people are acting in films they've never played video games and then they've got the controller and they go,

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And they oversell it to the max.

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I'm really having fun.

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I'm really having fun.

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And they oversell it to the max.

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Just goes to show that they didn't do the Stanislavski method acting fucking program out in Moscow.

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Because you would have had to have spent time playing games to realize you don't do that.

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Saying that though, I do lean forward with a knife.

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When I've got a knife, when you go to knife someone in Call of Duty.

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Strange how that happens.

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Right, let's have a look.

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...reality, which allows me to...

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...creates reality.

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There's no real map, man.

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Wow. There's no real map here, folks.

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Thank you very much there, Pineapple and Silky Lemon for the tip.

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Have a gander at Chafez's other show, Net Cafe.

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I will do. I'll get on that.

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We might get on it tonight, maybe.

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That is a form of artificial reality.

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There's no real map behind me.

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It's just a plain blue screen.

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A computer creates that illusion.

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Well, the next step is virtual reality,

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which allows me to interact with that artificial environment behind me.

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And as you can see here, this is a virtual reality game called Continuum.

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And I can actually move inside that space.

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Whoa.

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Turn around and switch from all kinds of different angles.

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Yeah.

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Now, if you think this stuff is just for fun and games, you are wrong.

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There are some important and serious applications using this new technology.

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Is there fun?

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We'll find out today when we focus on virtual reality

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on this edition of The Computer Chronicles.

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There's no need for it.

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There's no need for it.

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He's trying too hard.

336
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There's no need for it.

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Why is he doing that?

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Computer Chronicles has been made possible in part by PC Connection and Mac Connection.

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Mail order software and hardware peripherals for the PC and the Macintosh.

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And the Software Publishers Association.

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Providers of education...

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Brooklyn Lukey.

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Brooklyn Lukey.

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Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bom.

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Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

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Yeah.

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Fucking love that intro.

348
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Beat that floppy.

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Bah.

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Thanks very much, Brooklyn Lukey.

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And Eden the Average.

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Thank you very much.

353
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Bah.

354
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Don't ba-da-ba-da-boom.

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Floppy.

356
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Bah.

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Don't.

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Don't copy that floppy.

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Bah.

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Don't copy that floppy.

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Bah.

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Welcome to the Computer Chronicles.

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I'm Stuart Shaffey and with me this week is Jim Kramer, president of Virtual Technologies.

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Jim, when we read about virtual reality these days, it tends to be about arcade games.

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You pay a certain amount of money and you put these goggles on your head and you shoot down aliens in three dimensions and so on.

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Gameboy.

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You are developing a virtual reality application using your cyber glove, which you call a talking glove.

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Computer game.

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It's far more.

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Oh my god, this is going to be class.

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A cyber glove.

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Sorry, I need to crack open the mini guinea for this.

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It sounds like it's going to be an absolute legendary Shaffey moment.

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I can feel it.

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Sometimes you can, you know the anticipation is bubbling.

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You hear that there's a bit of technology coming up.

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It's going to be rubbish.

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Ah.

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Ah.

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Computer games.

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Computer games.

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Computer games.

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Computer games.

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Computer games.

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Computer games.

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Computer games.

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Right, here we go.

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Cyber glove, guys.

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More serious.

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In your cyber glove, you're a president of Virtual Technologies.

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00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:56,080
Jim, when we read about virtual reality these days, it tends to be about arcade games.

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You pay a certain amount of money and you put these goggles on your head and you shoot down aliens in three dimensions and so on.

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You are developing a virtual reality application using your cyber glove, which you call the talking glove, that's far more important and far more serious.

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Tell us how it works.

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Well, the talking glove uses the gesture recognition capabilities of the cyber glove.

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Here I'm fingerspelling as the American fingerspelling alphabet.

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00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:23,680
And as I'm spelling, those letters are being spoken and being displayed for ourselves.

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00:19:23,740 --> 00:19:25,940
So, could you actually do words besides just the letters?

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Being recognition capable.

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And far more serious.

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Tell us how it works.

402
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:34,680
Well, the talking glove uses the gesture recognition capabilities of the sniper glove.

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E.

404
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C.

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C.

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C.

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C.

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C.

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C.

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Sorry, I can't see the fucking volume selection yoke on this.

411
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Oh, turn it up a little bit there.

412
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,820
I'm not sure you're getting the full blast of this, guys.

413
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:49,740
Can you hear that glove?

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The glove is saying stuff.

415
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:54,820
Can everybody hear that glove?

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Dallas, thank you very much.

417
00:19:58,020 --> 00:19:59,900
Happy birthday to Donkey D. Rogers.

418
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Sun Man for the women, you say.

419
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:04,280
But the old Sputnik got the better of him lately.

420
00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:04,840
That's a shame.

421
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:06,640
Big Tripod, thanks for the tip.

422
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,660
Keen, thank you very much.

423
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,120
Aidan the Average, thank you very much.

424
00:20:10,220 --> 00:20:11,520
And Leonard's Bar.

425
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:13,640
Leonard's Bar.

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Loud and clear.

427
00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:15,500
Could you hear it?

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It was a real...

429
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:18,400
Whatchamacallit?

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Stephen Hawkins' voice.

431
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The...

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The...

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The...

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The...

435
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Universe.

436
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The...

437
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Universe is...

438
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The...

439
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See...

440
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The bit rate...

441
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The bit rate of the glove...

442
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Is so low...

443
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That you can...

444
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The diction is impossible.

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A...

446
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B...

447
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C...

448
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D...

449
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E...

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F...

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G...

452
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:53,400
H...

453
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Thanks for the tip.

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I...

455
00:20:55,820 --> 00:20:56,400
J...

456
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K...

457
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,340
L...

458
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:04,540
The glove is manky as...

459
00:21:04,540 --> 00:21:04,940
As...

460
00:21:04,940 --> 00:21:05,980
F...

461
00:21:05,980 --> 00:21:06,580
Says Patrick.

462
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Elite impression.

463
00:21:08,140 --> 00:21:08,900
Thanks very much, Keen.

464
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:09,920
Uh...

465
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Kill...

466
00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:11,680
No, I won't say that, Moonpie.

467
00:21:11,780 --> 00:21:15,420
We don't want to encourage any killing of anyone out there in the chat.

468
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Matt Burgess.

469
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,800
Thank you very much for your amazing comment, which says amazing.

470
00:21:20,260 --> 00:21:21,080
And, uh...

471
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Let's move on.

472
00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:22,860
At pace here.

473
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,440
Leonard's Bar and Captain Watchhorn.

474
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:25,060
Thank you very much.

475
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,220
This is a crazy bit of gloveness.

476
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,700
Fingerspelling as the American...

477
00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:32,800
Of the cyber glove.

478
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:37,000
Here I'm fingerspelling as the American fingerspelling alphabet.

479
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:37,560
Fingerspelling!

480
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:40,900
And as I'm spelling, those letters are being spoken.

481
00:21:41,380 --> 00:21:43,040
Are you doing a bit of fingerspelling, were you?

482
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,820
You should actually do words besides just the letters.

483
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:45,480
Sure.

484
00:21:46,020 --> 00:21:46,280
Hello.

485
00:21:49,340 --> 00:21:49,820
Stuart.

486
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:51,400
How.

487
00:21:52,460 --> 00:21:52,900
Are.

488
00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:54,720
You.

489
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:55,640
That's all right.

490
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:57,600
Today.

491
00:21:57,740 --> 00:21:58,460
That's fantastic.

492
00:21:58,640 --> 00:21:59,240
That is great.

493
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I can't understand sign language.

494
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,240
I know what you're telling me because you translated it for me.

495
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:03,560
Right.

496
00:22:04,060 --> 00:22:05,920
You translated it for me.

497
00:22:06,140 --> 00:22:07,400
Thank you very much, Sirisnick.

498
00:22:07,900 --> 00:22:08,760
And, uh...

499
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,840
Stuart Shafee just really...

500
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:14,260
Breaks everything down for the people at home, just in case you didn't understand that.

501
00:22:16,260 --> 00:22:16,840
You...

502
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Today.

503
00:22:19,580 --> 00:22:20,280
That's fantastic.

504
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:24,120
So even though I can't understand sign language, I know what you're telling me because you've

505
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:25,080
translated it for me.

506
00:22:25,180 --> 00:22:25,400
Right.

507
00:22:25,540 --> 00:22:27,000
The talking glove allows...

508
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,820
You translated it for me.

509
00:22:29,020 --> 00:22:30,320
Thank you very much, Sirisnick.

510
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:33,580
I'm speaking deaf or deaf, blind person to communicate with a hearing person.

511
00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:35,760
Jim, what you're doing there, I guess, would be called gesture recognition.

512
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:36,820
James Kramer.

513
00:22:36,820 --> 00:22:40,860
What other kinds of applications would there be for gesture recognition in a cyber glove?

514
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:45,960
Well, you can use the same gesture recognition routines to control a graphic interface.

515
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:47,940
And we'll see some of that later in the program.

516
00:22:47,940 --> 00:22:47,940
Yes.

517
00:22:47,940 --> 00:22:48,680
All right.

518
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:54,300
Indeed, we'll see several virtual reality applications today, including the virtual hand, the data glove,

519
00:22:54,660 --> 00:22:56,340
the cyber glove, and cyber cad.

520
00:22:57,300 --> 00:22:58,620
Cyber cad.

521
00:22:59,220 --> 00:23:00,320
Virtual glove?

522
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:04,300
You know a product category is maturing when it gets its own trade show.

523
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:09,440
Well, at the recent software development conference in Santa Clara, California, there it was, the

524
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:10,820
virtual reality show.

525
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:17,480
It's not quite Comdex yet, but it was the computer industry's first virtual reality...

526
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:18,560
That's the one I'm on about.

527
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:24,060
You can buy these in shops now called PlayStation VR, or there might be one for the Xbox.

528
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:24,780
I'm not sure.

529
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:31,980
You can get the Oculus Rift, Oculus Drift, Oculus Doculus, Dr. Oculus.

530
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,980
Dr. Oculus' mad emporium of oculi.

531
00:23:37,380 --> 00:23:45,240
You can buy the Oculus Shift, the Oculus X9 7, that's available in October, fall 2021.

532
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,060
And you can buy...

533
00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:54,020
You can't buy an Oculus D. That's not available, but you can buy an Oculus A, B, and C.

534
00:23:54,020 --> 00:23:57,020
Oculus 420 is going to be out soon enough.

535
00:23:57,180 --> 00:23:58,640
That's a cheeky meme version.

536
00:23:59,260 --> 00:24:02,640
Oculus Copula Shift is the adult version.

537
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:09,520
Oculus Mift is one that you wear when you're feeling a little bit annoyed with things going on.

538
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:12,540
You stick that on and see how, you know, things begin to progress then.

539
00:24:12,940 --> 00:24:14,620
Mainly because it's just a black screen.

540
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:17,700
Blacks out all the thoughts and the visuals you're having.

541
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:24,320
Oculus Prime is a robot now that you buy and he assembles in your gaff when you put him on your head.

542
00:24:24,940 --> 00:24:26,040
I don't know why I was looking over there.

543
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:29,160
I might as well look to you and direct these Oculus puns at you.

544
00:24:30,020 --> 00:24:33,020
Oculus Prime assembles in your gaff and does stuff.

545
00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:40,600
Oculus Stift is basically every Oculus machine you buy because it's too expensive.

546
00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:44,760
Topulous Shift, I'm not sure what that is.

547
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:50,880
Oculus Kip is the one you put on and it just simulates an absolute fucking kip.

548
00:24:51,380 --> 00:24:52,320
The place is a mess.

549
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:53,680
No one's cleaned up.

550
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:57,160
There's shit everywhere and you've paid 400 quid for the privilege.

551
00:24:58,420 --> 00:25:08,620
Oculus Grift is one that you put on if you want to go online and then, you know, try and garner an audience or a confrere of like-minded people.

552
00:25:08,620 --> 00:25:14,880
Maybe a political persuasion in a way, or maybe you might even pretend to be like far right or far left,

553
00:25:15,020 --> 00:25:21,080
just for the purposes of building some kind of audience that you can, you know, fucking use.

554
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:22,620
So real.

555
00:25:22,740 --> 00:25:23,820
Thanks very much, Sarah.

556
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:25,900
Conor O'Reilly, Oculus Spliff.

557
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:27,400
We know what that is.

558
00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:30,780
It's a cheeky bit of business is what it is.

559
00:25:31,220 --> 00:25:37,280
Shockulous Drift is one that you start putting on and you get shocked out by it because everything just starts going,

560
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:43,180
And that's it really at the moment.

561
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:51,420
Also, Too Fast, Too Furious F9, F10 is going to be out soon and it's going to be Oculus Tokyo Drift.

562
00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:54,960
Thanks very much guys.

563
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:55,940
Let's see what's going on here.

564
00:25:56,820 --> 00:26:04,440
AI Expert magazine hosted the show, which included six VR vendors and products that were still clearly in the development stage.

565
00:26:04,620 --> 00:26:06,380
We're looking at the Model T Fords.

566
00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:06,840
Ah!

567
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,300
Of virtual reality.

568
00:26:11,460 --> 00:26:12,620
AI Expert.

569
00:26:13,580 --> 00:26:17,520
It's a bit of a, is that a bit of a fucking cheeky dig at Alan Zajic.

570
00:26:17,740 --> 00:26:18,020
Is it?

571
00:26:18,100 --> 00:26:19,180
Or Alan Zajic.

572
00:26:19,780 --> 00:26:21,720
He got this treatment.

573
00:26:22,460 --> 00:26:25,380
Maybe they, maybe they had drinks afterwards, the crew and Alan.

574
00:26:25,860 --> 00:26:28,360
And Alan got a little bit too naughty.

575
00:26:28,780 --> 00:26:31,960
And there, they had to still use the fucking footage they had of him.

576
00:26:32,220 --> 00:26:37,460
But they weren't going to give him the credence of giving him a title without a cheeky little dig in the ribs.

577
00:26:38,260 --> 00:26:41,760
So they employed the use of quotation marks there.

578
00:26:41,820 --> 00:26:43,240
Let's see what this guy has to say.

579
00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:44,180
I'm not really convinced.

580
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:46,520
Six VR vendors and products.

581
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:47,360
I missed that as well.

582
00:26:47,420 --> 00:26:47,540
Look.

583
00:26:47,700 --> 00:26:49,780
I missed, look at the state of that.

584
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,240
I'm pointing, it's brilliant this.

585
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,200
I can point at the screen as well.

586
00:26:52,780 --> 00:26:53,980
Look at the state of that.

587
00:26:54,620 --> 00:26:59,200
It's a crazy, crazy, that used to be $400 probably.

588
00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:04,120
And now, now, now we've got loads of blades of grass.

589
00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:07,340
We've got great sky textures, real time ray tracing.

590
00:27:08,620 --> 00:27:11,400
There's a guy actually around town ray tracing.

591
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:14,260
And he drinks very heavily.

592
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:20,640
But he's, he's a shining beam of light on most dark days.

593
00:27:21,020 --> 00:27:22,860
I love, love hanging out with ray tracing.

594
00:27:22,860 --> 00:27:23,700
He's a good guy.

595
00:27:23,780 --> 00:27:24,320
Look at that.

596
00:27:24,660 --> 00:27:25,740
What is that, a game of golf?

597
00:27:26,620 --> 00:27:27,400
It's a game of rubbish.

598
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:28,160
Sophistics.

599
00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:29,780
Thank you very much for the tip.

600
00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:30,640
Tevye and Fox.

601
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:31,440
Rebecca S.

602
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:40,260
We're looking at the model T-4s.

603
00:27:40,260 --> 00:27:41,120
We'll land the hill.

604
00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:41,580
Thank you.

605
00:27:41,580 --> 00:27:43,080
Of virtual reality.

606
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:44,900
Resolution is low.

607
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:45,420
Thank you.

608
00:27:45,420 --> 00:27:46,200
The headgear is uncomfortable.

609
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:50,500
But what's exciting about this showcase is the promise of the technology.

610
00:27:50,900 --> 00:27:53,360
Crystal River technology was one of the exhibitors.

611
00:27:53,900 --> 00:28:00,520
While everyone else seems to be focusing on the visual aspects of virtual reality, their approach is to work on virtual audio.

612
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:06,860
Since the visual systems that we're working with today are not very good, it's very difficult to build a very precise.

613
00:28:07,460 --> 00:28:08,520
What is that?

614
00:28:09,100 --> 00:28:16,700
Yeah, we want like a computer, a motherboard as a base layer, as something you want, the ground.

615
00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:21,520
And what we want are the four walls to be each an individual deck of card symbol.

616
00:28:21,860 --> 00:28:23,400
So we got a spade.

617
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:24,200
You're looking another way.

618
00:28:24,220 --> 00:28:25,060
You got a diamond.

619
00:28:25,460 --> 00:28:26,220
What's that behind you?

620
00:28:26,220 --> 00:28:26,680
You got it.

621
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:27,360
It's a heart.

622
00:28:27,980 --> 00:28:40,900
And then what we want inside that, really, if I'm being honest with you, Joe, Alan, if I'm being honest with you, I want a little bi-wing plane inside that shit.

623
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:45,080
Can you rustle this up for next Tuesday, weekday, and fortnight?

624
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:47,760
We got the CES show coming.

625
00:28:47,860 --> 00:28:49,000
I don't want to fuck this up.

626
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,000
Material imagery.

627
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:53,240
The promise of the technology.

628
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,140
Crystal River technology was one of the exhibitors.

629
00:28:56,640 --> 00:29:00,600
While everyone else seems to be focusing on the visual aspects of virtual reality.

630
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:01,480
Was there a ponytail?

631
00:29:01,780 --> 00:29:03,540
Was there a liquid ponytail there?

632
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:04,580
Let's have a look.

633
00:29:04,740 --> 00:29:09,920
These guys back in the early 90s were big into their dodgy hair scenarios.

634
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:10,720
And I can talk.

635
00:29:12,220 --> 00:29:19,340
You know, and it takes someone who has lived that life with the dodgy hair to be able to be able to fucking say what is and what isn't.

636
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:20,100
Owen H.

637
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:20,960
Thanks very much.

638
00:29:21,100 --> 00:29:21,680
Will on the hill.

639
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:22,480
Thanks very much.

640
00:29:22,900 --> 00:29:23,460
How are you, Francis?

641
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,120
I seen you the other day with the dog.

642
00:29:26,220 --> 00:29:28,660
I was going to come over and say hello, but I didn't want to annoy you.

643
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:29,440
All right.

644
00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:30,640
Well, fucking fair enough, man.

645
00:29:31,260 --> 00:29:32,760
If you want to say hello, say hello.

646
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:33,540
If you don't, you don't.

647
00:29:33,620 --> 00:29:34,960
But thanks very much for watching anyway.

648
00:29:36,380 --> 00:29:43,260
While everyone else seems to be focusing on the visual aspects of virtual reality, their approach is to work on virtual audio.

649
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:52,140
Since the visual systems that we're working with today are not very good, it's very difficult to build a very precise stereo imagery system.

650
00:29:52,420 --> 00:29:56,060
But we can build a very precise audio.

651
00:29:56,260 --> 00:29:59,280
It's a strong, dense beard for Foster.

652
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:00,640
And we're close.

653
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,240
And he's got, look, no quotation marks on the name.

654
00:30:03,300 --> 00:30:04,280
He's been taken seriously.

655
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,860
The other guy, absolutely rinsed.

656
00:30:08,300 --> 00:30:12,240
And build a very precise audio imagery system.

657
00:30:12,540 --> 00:30:15,620
And we're closer to closing the loop all the way to perfection.

658
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:19,840
That is, building systems that are almost mistakable for real life.

659
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:24,040
You may think you need expensive equipment to experiment with virtual reality.

660
00:30:24,540 --> 00:30:31,060
But one company here claims to have an inexpensive system that lets you turn CAD drawings into virtual reality environments.

661
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:40,420
We provide full virtual reality functionality, working on a standard IBM compatible PC, all being done with no programming required by the...

662
00:30:40,420 --> 00:30:42,980
Eddie Lahoud from Vreem.

663
00:30:42,980 --> 00:30:47,720
And that's a new word portmanteau of virtual and dream.

664
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:50,260
We've created Vreem.

665
00:30:51,300 --> 00:30:53,720
And now let's have a little C there.

666
00:30:53,840 --> 00:31:00,980
Can we just get a little look there at the scenario and the shenanigans and the dealings of Mr. Lahoud?

667
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:04,020
And what's going on there at the back?

668
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:11,240
That was the Vreem backdrop that they had employed for the CES or whatever this fucking thing is.

669
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:13,340
It's a lovely, lovely scenario.

670
00:31:14,100 --> 00:31:15,160
It's a great scenario.

671
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:16,140
It's a classic.

672
00:31:16,260 --> 00:31:17,160
It's a classic look.

673
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:22,540
So complete, easy to use.

674
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:26,300
And I don't want to forget affordable virtual reality system that people can actually load.

675
00:31:26,460 --> 00:31:29,720
And there's a cheeky bit of business going on in the background.

676
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,160
Darren, thank you very much.

677
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:32,000
I hope you're doing well.

678
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,860
I met your colleague Tommy outside Monroe's in Galway.

679
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:36,080
The last day you say.

680
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:38,420
Pure sound lad.

681
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:40,100
Well, thank you very much, Darren.

682
00:31:40,220 --> 00:31:41,320
I hope you're getting on and on.

683
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:42,060
It's great, isn't it?

684
00:31:42,060 --> 00:31:43,880
People who are out and about.

685
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,040
They're witnessing things.

686
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:47,700
Although I don't think Tommy was outside Monroe's at all.

687
00:31:47,780 --> 00:31:50,820
I think he's been in Kabul.

688
00:31:51,540 --> 00:31:52,540
Who's this guy look?

689
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:56,980
And I don't want to forget affordable virtual reality system that people can actually load on a stock.

690
00:31:57,020 --> 00:31:59,260
Does he work for Vreem?

691
00:31:59,260 --> 00:32:07,000
What an absolute nightmare that would be.

692
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:10,020
It's a real vaporwave scenario.

693
00:32:10,220 --> 00:32:11,980
Do you know that fucking...

694
00:32:11,980 --> 00:32:16,860
Apparently it's a genre, but it's just like people take fucking windows images and put like...

695
00:32:18,860 --> 00:32:26,320
It's rubbish.

696
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:28,620
Lenny Henry's living the Vreem.

697
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:29,480
Thank you very much.

698
00:32:29,620 --> 00:32:31,400
CES is like a giant PC world.

699
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:35,620
You go around looking at computers and trying different...

700
00:32:37,620 --> 00:32:38,780
Screensavers.

701
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,280
Yeah, I remember the days when putting on a screensaver.

702
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:44,720
Much like one of these things was what you did.

703
00:32:44,820 --> 00:32:46,400
But I mean, I don't know if you do that anymore.

704
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:48,720
If you go into a computer shop now, you can...

705
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,900
You've got a lot more tools at your disposal.

706
00:32:51,060 --> 00:32:53,420
If you're not, you can just fucking piss about on the internet.

707
00:32:54,260 --> 00:32:55,400
You can like...

708
00:32:55,960 --> 00:33:02,060
You can bring a USB in or something and put some stuff on the computer and then have fun.

709
00:33:02,180 --> 00:33:09,400
Another great tip for people who like to be assholes in shops for their own amusement is...

710
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:10,720
Bluetooth.

711
00:33:11,140 --> 00:33:13,580
They go mad if you fuck with their Bluetooth speakers.

712
00:33:13,580 --> 00:33:21,480
So bring your Bluetooth device in and then start playing some very funny stuff in the Bluetooth thing.

713
00:33:21,540 --> 00:33:22,580
But don't tell them...

714
00:33:22,580 --> 00:33:23,420
Thanks for the tip.

715
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:24,360
...that you're doing it.

716
00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:27,080
And definitely don't tell them that I told you that.

717
00:33:27,860 --> 00:33:30,040
Anaconda G, thank you very much.

718
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:32,360
Another application...

719
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:35,180
People can actually load on a stock PC.

720
00:33:35,700 --> 00:33:37,480
But what can you actually do with this stuff?

721
00:33:37,740 --> 00:33:41,940
At Straylight Corporation, they're already planning the virtual shopping mall.

722
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:47,440
Another application is marketing research where people are planning out store shelf plans.

723
00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:49,360
Tony asks.

724
00:33:49,360 --> 00:34:03,300
He's a polo kind of guy.

725
00:34:03,300 --> 00:34:04,740
I'm Maria Gabriel.

726
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,880
Could she not say her own name properly?

727
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:08,700
It's just Gabriel.

728
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,580
I'm Maria Gabriel.

729
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:14,720
Beth Higgins, thank you very much for the tip there.

730
00:34:14,900 --> 00:34:16,360
And then Teddy Dongsworth.

731
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:17,240
And Beg.

732
00:34:17,860 --> 00:34:19,340
A tipping from San Fran.

733
00:34:19,620 --> 00:34:20,740
The land of the Shafé.

734
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:21,600
I can't believe this.

735
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:23,700
He actually live in his hometown.

736
00:34:24,420 --> 00:34:25,500
Maybe you get to see Shafé.

737
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:26,620
Maybe you've seen him walk around.

738
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:27,180
Do you know him?

739
00:34:27,260 --> 00:34:27,800
Have you seen him?

740
00:34:27,860 --> 00:34:28,840
Do you know anything about him?

741
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:30,860
He's a good guy.

742
00:34:31,860 --> 00:34:32,580
He's a good guy.

743
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:39,600
And I can't believe that he's made all of these available to the internet on archive.org.

744
00:34:39,820 --> 00:34:41,060
Crazy, crazy world.

745
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:45,700
And a top man, if ever there was one.

746
00:34:47,780 --> 00:34:51,100
A lot of people could take a leaf out of his book.

747
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:54,380
A lot of big companies could take the leaf out of his book.

748
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:55,740
And they don't have to make...

749
00:34:55,740 --> 00:34:59,140
I'm going tracking back on old stuff I've gone over before.

750
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:01,580
But I mean, they don't have to make everything available.

751
00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:03,760
Just a lot of good stuff, maybe.

752
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:04,840
A lot of the good stuff.

753
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:06,840
If you're talking about what?

754
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:07,680
Because fucking...

755
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:09,580
You can't put a Mel Gibson clip online.

756
00:35:09,660 --> 00:35:11,480
Because then he's going to want residuals.

757
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:12,960
Just fucking blur his face.

758
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:13,680
Change his voice.

759
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:15,800
Make a comedy fucking thing out of it.

760
00:35:16,860 --> 00:35:19,440
Like they used to do on the BBC.

761
00:35:19,660 --> 00:35:22,520
When they weren't allowed to put Jerry Adams' real voice on.

762
00:35:22,580 --> 00:35:24,040
They'd just have someone voice over him.

763
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,380
Shafé at an old country buffet.

764
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:27,460
Thank you very much.

765
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,460
And hopefully you're getting on well there, lads.

766
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:32,700
Listen to the way she says her own name now.

767
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:33,500
This is a bit suspect.

768
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:34,660
Her own name.

769
00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:40,900
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Maria Gabriel.

770
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:48,620
I mean, it'd be interesting to see whether or not at the credits at the end, does it...

771
00:35:48,620 --> 00:35:49,300
Is her name spelled?

772
00:35:50,380 --> 00:35:51,280
G-A...

773
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:56,320
G-A-Y and then a hyphen or a dash and then Brielle.

774
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:58,120
Maybe it's...

775
00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:01,780
Gay is her middle name and then Brielle is the surname.

776
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:03,160
Michael Cummins, Midwest.

777
00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:03,940
Thank you very much.

778
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:08,900
Any chance of getting your analysis on Steve Ballmer going crazy on stage at Microsoft Video?

779
00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:11,200
I've been asked that question a lot of times.

780
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,020
I might even show the clip later on and see.

781
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:17,220
Apparently, they're all doing some stupid dancing on stage.

782
00:36:17,740 --> 00:36:19,320
And it's very, very entertaining.

783
00:36:19,860 --> 00:36:22,100
I think it's a Windows 95 launch.

784
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:23,060
I could be wrong.

785
00:36:23,140 --> 00:36:23,740
I could be right.

786
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:24,840
You change lives.

787
00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:26,620
Thank you very much for the tip as well.

788
00:36:26,620 --> 00:36:28,600
Let's look at that pool game there.

789
00:36:29,540 --> 00:36:30,020
Cyberspace.

790
00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:32,360
Coming up next on Computer Chronicles.

791
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:33,880
Cyberspace.

792
00:36:34,100 --> 00:36:35,640
And that cyberspace there, look.

793
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:37,760
A virtual pool table.

794
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:45,380
They didn't have enough RAM to be able to animate the wooden sides of the table.

795
00:36:45,660 --> 00:36:46,240
The pockets.

796
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:47,840
It's just a fucking...

797
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,780
Maybe that is the space, is it?

798
00:36:50,260 --> 00:36:52,140
Maybe the balls just go off into space then.

799
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:52,580
Thanks for the tip.

800
00:36:52,940 --> 00:36:54,140
Silage, thank you very much.

801
00:36:54,140 --> 00:36:55,180
and Laura McNamara.

802
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:56,440
I hope you're getting on well.

803
00:36:59,940 --> 00:37:00,680
Game Boy.

804
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:02,620
Computer games.

805
00:37:04,980 --> 00:37:06,280
I can't tell gaming devices.

806
00:37:07,020 --> 00:37:07,660
You gotta kill them.

807
00:37:07,780 --> 00:37:08,060
No, I'm not.

808
00:37:08,060 --> 00:37:10,180
In these early days of virtual reality,

809
00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:12,940
we tend to think of it in a game or adventure environment.

810
00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:16,020
But virtual reality is also an important design tool.

811
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:18,700
Here to show us some examples are Chris Alice,

812
00:37:19,140 --> 00:37:21,200
cyberspace missionary with Autodesk.

813
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:21,300
Wow.

814
00:37:21,300 --> 00:37:23,740
And also Linda Jacobson, who is a...

815
00:37:23,740 --> 00:37:26,520
Cyberspace missionary, guys.

816
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:28,040
Cyberspace missionary.

817
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:28,600
A missionary.

818
00:37:29,100 --> 00:37:32,020
Someone like Jesus or a fucking religious preacher,

819
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:33,120
but a cyber...

820
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,960
One who operates purely in the cyber realm.

821
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:41,240
It's phantasmagorical.

822
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:43,940
What is that box that they've got there?

823
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:45,320
Let's have a look at that and zoom in.

824
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:46,660
Look at this block mouse.

825
00:37:46,660 --> 00:37:47,660
Thanks for the tip.

826
00:37:48,340 --> 00:37:50,280
Block mouse 92.

827
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:53,820
And then you've got this briefcase,

828
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:56,320
like metal lined briefcase solid,

829
00:37:56,460 --> 00:37:58,020
so the hardware doesn't get fucking,

830
00:37:58,260 --> 00:37:59,480
you know,

831
00:37:59,580 --> 00:38:01,660
destroyed when you're leaving it down

832
00:38:01,660 --> 00:38:03,680
or you're on a train or something like that.

833
00:38:03,900 --> 00:38:07,780
And then we've got this guy's cyberspace missionaries.

834
00:38:07,780 --> 00:38:10,140
And we do need, at this stage,

835
00:38:10,260 --> 00:38:14,360
some kind of dronistic music to underscore

836
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:20,500
what I can only describe as an ambience of fear.

837
00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:22,620
Let's have a little look here.

838
00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:24,560
Have we got any ambience of fear?

839
00:38:24,940 --> 00:38:26,840
No, I'm on the wrong fucking keyboard.

840
00:38:28,260 --> 00:38:29,200
Thanks for the tip.

841
00:38:31,380 --> 00:38:33,340
I should have had this prepped, guys.

842
00:38:33,460 --> 00:38:33,700
Sorry.

843
00:38:33,860 --> 00:38:36,560
Again, it's a bad, bad mistake for me.

844
00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:44,120
Into the darkness, though.

845
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:44,740
Maybe this works.

846
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:54,800
Yes.

847
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:56,500
It's perfect.

848
00:38:57,060 --> 00:38:58,500
It's getting, it's getting loud, though.

849
00:39:11,700 --> 00:39:14,760
It's a sloppy bit of business for me so far.

850
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:44,740
It's a bad, bad mistake for me so far.

851
00:39:44,740 --> 00:39:46,740
It's a bad, bad mistake for me so far.

852
00:39:46,740 --> 00:39:48,740
It's a bad mistake for me so far.

853
00:39:48,740 --> 00:39:49,740
It's a bad mistake for me so far.

854
00:39:49,740 --> 00:39:50,740
It's a bad mistake for me so far.

855
00:39:50,740 --> 00:39:51,740
It's a bad mistake for me so far.

856
00:39:51,740 --> 00:39:52,740
It's a bad mistake for me so far.

857
00:39:52,740 --> 00:39:53,740
It's a bad mistake for me so far.

858
00:39:53,740 --> 00:39:54,740
It's a bad mistake for me so far.

859
00:39:54,740 --> 00:39:55,740
It's a bad mistake for me so far.

860
00:39:55,740 --> 00:39:56,740
It's a bad mistake for me so far.

861
00:39:56,740 --> 00:39:57,740
It's a bad mistake for me so far.

862
00:39:57,740 --> 00:39:58,740
It's a bad mistake for me so far.

863
00:39:58,740 --> 00:39:59,740
It's a bad mistake for me so far.

864
00:39:59,740 --> 00:40:00,740
It's a bad mistake for me so far.

865
00:40:00,740 --> 00:40:01,740
It's a bad mistake for me so far.

866
00:40:01,740 --> 00:40:02,740
It's a bad mistake for me so far.

867
00:40:02,740 --> 00:40:03,740
It's a bad mistake for me so far.

868
00:40:03,740 --> 00:40:04,740
It's a bad mistake for me so far.

869
00:40:04,740 --> 00:40:06,740
*mimicking sounds*

870
00:40:06,740 --> 00:40:08,740
Okay, here we go, here we go

871
00:40:10,740 --> 00:40:13,740
Stuart Shafey, a man, a myth.

872
00:40:13,740 --> 00:40:17,740
What is the state of the art right now? What is virtual reality? What- what is the- where's the technology?

873
00:40:17,740 --> 00:40:19,740
*mimicking sounds*

874
00:40:19,740 --> 00:40:25,740
So we had that, it was a real strange Michael Jackson fingerless digital glove.

875
00:40:25,740 --> 00:40:31,740
Imagine Wacko Jacko, uh, wearing that back in the day.

876
00:40:31,740 --> 00:40:47,740
And doing his noises like *mimicking sounds*

877
00:40:47,740 --> 00:40:50,740
Uh, I'm trying to think of what else he would say.

878
00:40:50,740 --> 00:40:51,740
*mimicking sounds*

879
00:40:51,740 --> 00:40:59,740
Billy Jude is not my son. He's just a kid. The girl said I am the one.

880
00:40:59,740 --> 00:41:02,940
But the kid is not my son.

881
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:04,300
Shaboom.

882
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:05,940
Uh, hee hee hee.

883
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:07,280
Shaboom.

884
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:11,260
Just beat it.

885
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:12,980
Just beat it.

886
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:14,840
I said beat it.

887
00:41:15,220 --> 00:41:15,760
Beat it.

888
00:41:15,980 --> 00:41:16,440
Beat it.

889
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:17,240
Beat it.

890
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:18,160
Beat it.

891
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,380
No one wants to beat it.

892
00:41:20,500 --> 00:41:20,920
Beat it.

893
00:41:22,300 --> 00:41:24,000
You get the impression.

894
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:24,840
You get the picture.

895
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:29,520
Let's have a little look here and see what these guys are flogging on their absolute

896
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,460
mad machine of tricks.

897
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:33,040
Jerry Adams, Cyberglove.

898
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:33,660
Thank you very much.

899
00:41:33,740 --> 00:41:34,620
Heron, thank you very much.

900
00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:35,700
Hooler, thank you very much.

901
00:41:36,540 --> 00:41:38,200
Laura McNamara, thank you very much.

902
00:41:40,620 --> 00:41:45,460
Game or adventure environment, but virtual reality is also an important design tool.

903
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:50,800
Here to show us some examples are Chris Alice, cyberspace missionary with Autodesk,

904
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:57,060
and also Linda Jacobson, who is a computer writer and editor and specialist in the area of virtual reality

905
00:41:57,060 --> 00:42:00,060
and who put together this handy dandy guide to virtual reality.

906
00:42:03,580 --> 00:42:04,900
Handy dandy guide.

907
00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:08,040
So much hype about virtual reality and so much confusion about.

908
00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:10,140
Autodesk.

909
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:13,300
Together this handy dandy guide to virtual reality.

910
00:42:13,740 --> 00:42:15,000
Look at his face.

911
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:17,880
Look at his face when he says handy dandy guide.

912
00:42:18,220 --> 00:42:20,720
He's like handy dandy guide.

913
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:24,420
I just want to do that again.

914
00:42:24,900 --> 00:42:27,740
About virtual reality and so much confusion about it.

915
00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:29,960
What is the state of the art right now?

916
00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:30,980
What is virtual reality?

917
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:32,800
What is the where's the technology at?

918
00:42:33,500 --> 00:42:34,100
Oh, we missed it.

919
00:42:34,180 --> 00:42:34,800
We missed it.

920
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:35,220
We missed it.

921
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:35,720
We missed it.

922
00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:35,800
We missed it.

923
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:36,720
We missed it.

924
00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:37,340
We missed it.

925
00:42:37,340 --> 00:42:37,980
Autodesk.

926
00:42:38,380 --> 00:42:39,260
Virtual reality.

927
00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:40,520
Here we go.

928
00:42:40,580 --> 00:42:40,880
Here we go.

929
00:42:41,700 --> 00:42:42,800
Thank you very much.

930
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:43,920
Pound of sausages.

931
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:44,780
Thanks very much.

932
00:42:44,860 --> 00:42:45,420
Look at this.

933
00:42:46,140 --> 00:42:48,660
Jaron Lanier.

934
00:42:49,140 --> 00:42:50,340
Saving lives.

935
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:52,660
Virtual reality.

936
00:42:52,740 --> 00:42:56,980
Floppy.

937
00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:57,520
Floppy.

938
00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:57,920
Floppy.

939
00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:57,920
Floppy.

940
00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:58,420
Floppy.

941
00:42:58,420 --> 00:42:58,580
Floppy.

942
00:42:58,580 --> 00:42:58,580
Floppy.

943
00:42:58,580 --> 00:42:58,580
Floppy.

944
00:42:58,580 --> 00:42:58,580
Floppy.

945
00:42:58,580 --> 00:42:58,740
Floppy.

946
00:42:58,740 --> 00:42:58,740
Floppy.

947
00:42:58,740 --> 00:42:59,100
Floppy.

948
00:42:59,100 --> 00:42:59,580
Floppy.

949
00:42:59,580 --> 00:42:59,700
Floppy.

950
00:42:59,700 --> 00:42:59,700
Floppy.

951
00:42:59,700 --> 00:43:01,020
What the hell does that even say?

952
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:01,280
Look.

953
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:05,320
Direction of a computer.

954
00:43:05,700 --> 00:43:06,000
Fucking.

955
00:43:06,660 --> 00:43:07,020
Something.

956
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:07,560
I don't know.

957
00:43:08,700 --> 00:43:10,060
Saving lives.

958
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:13,980
Wow.

959
00:43:14,420 --> 00:43:14,660
Okay.

960
00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:17,100
Watch the way he says this little line here.

961
00:43:17,180 --> 00:43:20,340
I thought it was funny when he goes handy dandy guide.

962
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:24,660
Dandy guide to virtual reality from the people who make AI.

963
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:25,640
Thanks for that tip.

964
00:43:25,660 --> 00:43:31,040
And who put together this handy dandy guide to virtual reality from the people who make AI expert magazine.

965
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:31,700
Linda.

966
00:43:33,060 --> 00:43:35,420
He's going like handy dandy guide.

967
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:36,920
And he's like happy enough.

968
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:38,680
And then he puts the magazine down.

969
00:43:38,780 --> 00:43:39,840
Watch the shift change.

970
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:41,000
The mood change.

971
00:43:41,060 --> 00:43:41,520
Thanks for that tip.

972
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:45,180
From happy go lucky handy dandy to Linda.

973
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:46,340
Linda tell me.

974
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:48,280
It goes really fucking like.

975
00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:49,720
I should have the.

976
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:54,080
I need to get the drone music on a sound board.

977
00:43:54,580 --> 00:43:55,300
That's what I need.

978
00:43:55,380 --> 00:43:56,860
But these things are a learning process.

979
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:57,640
Thanks for that tip.

980
00:43:57,700 --> 00:43:58,920
Think I would have learned by now.

981
00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:00,840
Rich beef sausages.

982
00:44:00,980 --> 00:44:01,580
Thank you very much.

983
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:03,360
A clone named Gibso.

984
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:04,120
Thank you very much.

985
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:06,920
Cyberspace missionary is Shafé's favorite position you say.

986
00:44:07,260 --> 00:44:07,640
Cheeky.

987
00:44:07,980 --> 00:44:09,880
No work tomorrow says Jumbo Breakfast.

988
00:44:10,300 --> 00:44:10,600
Woohoo.

989
00:44:10,900 --> 00:44:13,020
None of the lads are on Discord though.

990
00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:15,260
So thanks for keeping me entertained.

991
00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:17,040
I hope you're getting on well there.

992
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:18,320
And Cyberslag.

993
00:44:18,780 --> 00:44:22,840
Francis your link to the stream lads isn't pointable for mobile users.

994
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:25,340
Want to supply money for a cyber glove.

995
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:27,080
Well thank you very much Cyberslag.

996
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:30,640
And look we'll try and sort that something out there as well.

997
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:32,940
Let's see what's going on here.

998
00:44:33,700 --> 00:44:34,680
Let me ask you.

999
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:35,900
It's the mood change.

1000
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:38,960
It's the shift in tonality that I'm interested in here.

1001
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:41,460
...in the area of virtual reality.

1002
00:44:41,860 --> 00:44:47,180
And who put together this handy dandy guide to virtual reality from the people who make AI Expert magazine.

1003
00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:49,180
Linda let me ask you.

1004
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,120
There's so much hype about virtual reality.

1005
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:51,580
Hype.

1006
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:54,420
Linda let me ask you.

1007
00:44:54,500 --> 00:44:55,480
There's so much hype about.

1008
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:58,200
And that's another classic Shafaeism.

1009
00:44:58,400 --> 00:44:59,340
It's the H-H-H.

1010
00:44:59,340 --> 00:45:00,240
It's the triple H.

1011
00:45:00,340 --> 00:45:00,980
Not the wrestler.

1012
00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:06,380
It's how he starts a word that begins with H.

1013
00:45:07,180 --> 00:45:08,240
Much in the same way.

1014
00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:09,260
Handheld console.

1015
00:45:09,460 --> 00:45:09,560
Listen.

1016
00:45:10,020 --> 00:45:11,160
Handheld gaming devices.

1017
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:13,300
Handheld gaming devices.

1018
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:14,680
Handheld gaming devices.

1019
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:16,400
Virtual reality.

1020
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:17,800
Expert magazine.

1021
00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:19,840
Linda let me ask you.

1022
00:45:19,900 --> 00:45:21,740
There's so much hype about virtual reality.

1023
00:45:21,860 --> 00:45:23,320
And so much confusion about it.

1024
00:45:23,740 --> 00:45:25,520
What is the state of the art right now?

1025
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:26,560
What is virtual reality?

1026
00:45:26,700 --> 00:45:27,320
What is the...

1027
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:28,360
Where is the technology at?

1028
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:31,320
It's coming out of the labs and into our laps.

1029
00:45:31,460 --> 00:45:31,740
Almost.

1030
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:32,640
Almost.

1031
00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:34,900
Out of the lebs and into the laps.

1032
00:45:34,980 --> 00:45:35,540
What's the leb?

1033
00:45:36,260 --> 00:45:36,980
What's the leb?

1034
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:38,360
Lebanon, is it?

1035
00:45:40,260 --> 00:45:41,400
Out of the lebs.

1036
00:45:41,660 --> 00:45:42,600
Have I got that right?

1037
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,240
What is the state of the art right now?

1038
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:47,280
What is virtual reality?

1039
00:45:47,420 --> 00:45:48,020
What is the...

1040
00:45:48,020 --> 00:45:49,100
Where is the technology at?

1041
00:45:49,660 --> 00:45:52,040
It's coming out of the labs and into our laps.

1042
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:53,060
Oh, the labs.

1043
00:45:53,180 --> 00:45:53,480
The labs.

1044
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:57,720
The technology that's called virtual reality has been around in the 40s

1045
00:45:57,720 --> 00:46:00,360
and was mostly found in huge research institutions,

1046
00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:03,260
mostly government-related, military-related.

1047
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:07,400
Then moved into the giant educational institutions

1048
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:13,420
and is now moving down into the labs and offices of private businesses

1049
00:46:13,420 --> 00:46:17,740
that are creating systems for people like doctors and architects and scientists

1050
00:46:17,740 --> 00:46:19,960
to use to help them understand their data.

1051
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:23,260
And so we have cyberspace missionaries like Chris at Autodesk.

1052
00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:25,420
What's the philosophy at Autodesk?

1053
00:46:25,420 --> 00:46:27,640
How are you using the concept of virtual reality?

1054
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:33,340
Well, right now we're working on developing just the basic software tools

1055
00:46:33,340 --> 00:46:38,180
that software applications developers will use to write these applications.

1056
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:44,400
Up until now, people have pretty much been writing their own software no matter where they are.

1057
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:58,240
But in order for an industry to get started and to be widespread, the people who don't have expertise in real-time simulation need to have tools that they can buy, pieces of code and so forth, that they can put together.

1058
00:46:58,240 --> 00:47:01,320
So they only need to work in their particular areas of expertise.

1059
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:04,020
Now we have a fair amount of tools, hardware here.

1060
00:47:04,020 --> 00:47:07,020
Watch the way he says tools here.

1061
00:47:07,020 --> 00:47:08,020
It's incredible.

1062
00:47:08,020 --> 00:47:10,720
Watch this whole setup for us, Chris, and tell us what's here.

1063
00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:11,720
Okay, come on, come on, come on, come on.

1064
00:47:11,720 --> 00:47:12,720
Come on, come on, come on.

1065
00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:13,720
Here, why don't you...

1066
00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:14,720
... particular areas of expertise.

1067
00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:20,420
Now we have a fair amount of tools, hardware here. Why don't you go through this whole setup for us, Chris, and tell us what's here.

1068
00:47:20,420 --> 00:47:31,420
Okay, well, first of all, we're running this software, these simulations on PCs. A 386 here, a 486 here. We have a variety of I/O devices.

1069
00:47:31,420 --> 00:47:40,120
Look at the state of this. Remember, VR is not about just exotic I/O devices. You can run it with a mouse.

1070
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:41,120
Okay. Okay.

1071
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:43,120
Regular old Microsoft mouse.

1072
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:44,120
Uh...

1073
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:45,120
What's he got there?

1074
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:46,120
Up to the more exotic...

1075
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:51,120
Well, where's he pulling these out of, hey? Fucking exotic glove, is it?

1076
00:47:51,120 --> 00:48:18,820
I feel fake. Some more. Some more. See the world, make it a better place. For you and for me, and the entire human race. There are people dying. And you eat some money for sandwiches. It's a better place for me and for you. A pig in a cage on antibiotics.

1077
00:48:18,820 --> 00:48:20,520
Hold that hold the glove up, too.

1078
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:21,520
Hold the glove up, too.

1079
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:24,520
...of input devices. Exotic I/O devices. You can run it with a mouse. That's okay.

1080
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:27,520
Regular old Microsoft mouse. Uh...

1081
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:31,520
Up to the more exotic sorts of input devices. Yeah.

1082
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:32,520
Danger! Danger!

1083
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:33,520
Yeah, this is a data glove.

1084
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:34,520
Uh... Data glove.

1085
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:35,520
Data glove.

1086
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:40,520
One of the two items that the public seems to mostly associate with VR. The other are the goggles.

1087
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:42,520
The other are the goggles. The head-mounted display. Right.

1088
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:48,520
You have the computer tracks this as you wear it. You have two small TV sets.

1089
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:54,220
Inside that show you what the computer is displaying. And it really allows you to be in the middle of...

1090
00:48:54,220 --> 00:48:57,220
Right. The murder glove 3000. Right.

1091
00:48:57,220 --> 00:49:00,220
...the computer graphics allows the graphics to surround...

1092
00:49:00,220 --> 00:49:06,220
Wow, it's a crazy, crazy... It's business on top. Sorry, it's... It's party... It's business on top.

1093
00:49:06,220 --> 00:49:14,920
Thank you for that. And it's party time. Down the back. Down the back. Down the back with the lads, hey.

1094
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:20,620
Up front. Up front for the day job. Down there for the fucking night job.

1095
00:49:20,620 --> 00:49:24,320
Uh... Thank you very much, Donner Fogarty. Tonight at nine.

1096
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:27,320
Steph. And Cyber Schlag.

1097
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:30,020
Thank you very much.

1098
00:49:30,020 --> 00:49:33,020
...and gives you a real feeling of being there.

1099
00:49:33,020 --> 00:49:35,720
Alright, let's start out with... What was it? Fuck.

1100
00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:38,720
Uh... OJ Simpson's glove is it? Says Whelan Lad.

1101
00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:39,720
Thank you very much for the tip.

1102
00:49:39,720 --> 00:49:40,720
What's on that monitor, Chris?

1103
00:49:40,720 --> 00:49:47,420
Okay, this is actually a... Something that we started working on when we...

1104
00:49:47,420 --> 00:49:51,420
Wanted to get away from the feeling of VR having to have goggles and gloves.

1105
00:49:51,420 --> 00:49:53,420
So I'm controlling this display just with a mouse...

1106
00:49:53,420 --> 00:49:54,420
Mm-hmm.

1107
00:49:54,420 --> 00:49:56,420
...and eventually with a keyboard.

1108
00:49:56,420 --> 00:50:00,420
But it's still... The display is still... I'm looking up, I'm looking down...

1109
00:50:00,420 --> 00:50:06,420
I'm looking left and right and so forth. So it's still governed from the viewpoint of somebody who's wearing...

1110
00:50:06,420 --> 00:50:09,420
...a head-mounted display. So you are kind of moving around in that environment...

1111
00:50:09,420 --> 00:50:09,420
Right.

1112
00:50:09,420 --> 00:50:10,420
...controlling it with a mouse.

1113
00:50:10,420 --> 00:50:10,920
*laughs*

1114
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:16,120
I have balls here that are, uh... Suspended in space. Now they're... attached. I can...

1115
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:16,620
Oh my god.

1116
00:50:16,620 --> 00:50:18,120
...increase gravity, decrease gravity.

1117
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:18,620
Woah.

1118
00:50:18,620 --> 00:50:19,120
Wow.

1119
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:20,120
...and so forth. I can...

1120
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:23,420
So you're not pulling that, you're- you're changing the physical parameters of that environment.

1121
00:50:23,420 --> 00:50:25,120
I'm changing the physical- yes.

1122
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:25,620
Yeah.

1123
00:50:25,620 --> 00:50:32,120
And I can even... Let me move in here a little bit. Get a little closer and I can even...

1124
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:34,120
...maybe grab one of these...

1125
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:35,920
Dean Moriarty, thank you.

1126
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:37,420
Uh-huh.

1127
00:50:37,420 --> 00:50:39,120
And then if I detach one of-

1128
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:55,120
Who's bored on their de- uh huh. Right, right. Oh, can fall right. Right. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Fear that. Not, not impressed to say the least.

1129
00:50:55,120 --> 00:51:24,520
...of the kinds of movement that you might expect. Uh, or if I reach down here perhaps and grab one of these. Right, come on. What else is there, lads? Come on, I mean, fucking get on with this. Right, we've seen that. So you can sort of play in that world. Right. This isn't, say, a complete application. This is merely a demo that one of the programmers worked out to. Oh, thank fuck. Thank God it's only a demo.

1130
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:50,180
Oh, I was thinking that was the finished version and that it was going to be like that. Hopefully they made a good few changes. Hopefully the changelog was extensive. They had a changelog the size of a dossier by the end of it, I'd say. But then maybe not. There's probably very fuck all they could have done after making that. That probably did go out to the public for sale or some kind of screensaver maybe.

1131
00:51:51,260 --> 00:52:13,260
...in that world. Right. This isn't, say, a complete application. Sure. This is merely a demo that one of the programmers worked out to test out physics, to test out... Yeah. Well, you have another one that maybe people can relate to, which is a billiards. Right. So...

1132
00:52:13,260 --> 00:52:15,260
Techno missions

1133
00:52:15,260 --> 00:52:24,440
Yeah, let me bring that up. This is when you add a little more a little more complicated interactions

1134
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:30,100
To the why are they hanging the camera on him like why are they hanging the camera?

1135
00:52:30,100 --> 00:52:32,100
He's not even saying anything

1136
00:52:32,100 --> 00:52:36,380
Fucking shows the screen man. There's nothing on the screen. There's probably nothing on the screen

1137
00:52:37,340 --> 00:52:42,860
Wait for it to come up here in the end again. Wow. Now you're controlling Jimmy white eat your heart out

1138
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:48,780
Jimmy white whirlwind snooker pool for the X games. I just need to get a can

1139
00:53:09,300 --> 00:53:13,720
The music is stuck in my head from that your friends. It's your boy scope talk

1140
00:53:13,720 --> 00:53:21,640
I run a gaming clip channel which feels primarily montages of epic gameplay clutch kills team wipes epic killstreaks

1141
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:26,820
Insane kill death ratios. I just want to say on behalf of the tick-tock community how much you've inspired

1142
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:33,260
Every person out there who is playing not just warzone, but playing the game of life, buddy

1143
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:38,640
mobile ozill any technology

1144
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:38,640
technology

1145
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:43,640
Rocky P spas in your school runner era and her near

1146
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:47,640
Yeah, we all right 30 TL

1147
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:48,640
30 TL

1148
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:50,640
1000 TL percent 100

1149
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:54,640
Turkey need league mobile by 17 mobile bias

1150
00:53:54,640 --> 00:54:04,640
Francis Higgins made possible in part by Hewlett Packard working with industry leaders to ensure compatibility across the board and across the network

1151
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:09,640
You're looking at partnership in a whole new light

1152
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:14,640
Well if the proof is in the pudding the pudding the power is really in the application

1153
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:19,640
I'm a Windows kind of guy on a Pentium machine. I'm a Windows kind of guy. All right

1154
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:23,640
I'm a Windows kind of guy

1155
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:27,640
I don't lie you have something called soft windows that lets me do those that's right

1156
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:28,640
That's right.

1157
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:31,020
In soft windows, which does exactly that.

1158
00:54:31,020 --> 00:54:34,200
You have to run Windows and DOS applications on your Power Macintosh.

1159
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:35,200
Lama Windows kind of guy.

1160
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:36,200
It's a pure piece of software.

1161
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:38,480
You don't need to plug in any cards or anything like that.

1162
00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:39,480
Just run back in normal apps.

1163
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:42,280
Let me show you.

1164
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:43,540
Here we have the soft windows icon.

1165
00:54:43,540 --> 00:54:44,540
Lama Windows kind of guy.

1166
00:54:44,540 --> 00:54:47,480
You double click on it, and it will start up.

1167
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:52,480
The first thing it will do is go into a DOS screen, DOS screen, DOS screen, DOS screen.

1168
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:54,660
So we're loading DOS in our Power Mac.

1169
00:54:54,660 --> 00:54:55,660
Indeed we are.

1170
00:54:55,660 --> 00:54:57,480
And a lot of people still run DOS programs.

1171
00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:00,980
And I won't demonstrate DOS except to the extent that you can see it running on the screen there.

1172
00:55:00,980 --> 00:55:01,480
All right.

1173
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:05,440
I'll just type win, which is the usual way to start Windows.

1174
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:07,920
And you can see the official Microsoft logo there.

1175
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:10,080
There's Windows on a Power Mac.

1176
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:11,540
There is indeed.

1177
00:55:11,540 --> 00:55:12,720
All right.

1178
00:55:12,720 --> 00:55:15,140
What happens?

1179
00:55:15,140 --> 00:55:16,080
Let me ask you now.

1180
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:20,380
Has Windows taken over my Mac or can I still use my Macintosh applications?

1181
00:55:20,380 --> 00:55:23,340
Windows is not taken over your Mac by any stretch of the imagination.

1182
00:55:23,340 --> 00:55:23,980
I'm a Windows kind of guy.

1183
00:55:23,980 --> 00:55:27,320
Your Macintosh applications can still be running at the same time.

1184
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:31,780
All that's happened is that the menu bar has been taken away to give you as much screen area as possible.

1185
00:55:31,780 --> 00:55:34,280
But the menu is just a keystroke away.

1186
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:36,280
So I can see we're still inside the Mac.

1187
00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:37,280
All right.

1188
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:39,280
And as you can see I'm running a number of Macintosh applications at the same time.

1189
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:44,820
All right. Exactly. Let me ask you that about applications. I mean, it's only really useful to me if I can use applications in both environments.

1190
00:55:44,820 --> 00:55:49,280
Can I use a Windows app? Can I use a Macintosh application at the same time?

1191
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:50,280
I'm a Windows kind of guy.

1192
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:50,780
Absolutely. Exactly.

1193
00:55:50,780 --> 00:55:54,920
Is that done? Is that done? It is.

1194
00:55:55,780 --> 00:55:57,920
Oh, it was fucking...

1195
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:00,940
Those flecks of Guinness went over the fucking place then.

1196
00:56:01,240 --> 00:56:10,180
I drank the can. I thought when it comes back on I'm just going to shake it round and the widget effect will be interesting for a moment or two.

1197
00:56:10,580 --> 00:56:14,140
But unfortunately it wasn't interesting and it's just a mess now.

1198
00:56:14,820 --> 00:56:20,520
But who cares about that anyway? You're not on the receiving end of the flecks of Guinness. I am.

1199
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:25,200
And who cares? That's only going to end... That's going to add to the impuzzlement of the evening.

1200
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:29,540
I want to say a big thanks to Will Gabbett and SilverPixie5 who says,

1201
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:33,400
Hope you're well, Francis. I hope you're well as well, SilverPixie5.

1202
00:56:33,820 --> 00:56:37,940
Thanks for keeping these going, you see. Computer Chronicles FTW.

1203
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:43,260
Fuck with that. Is that what... Is that what that means? Is that one of those new-isms?

1204
00:56:43,720 --> 00:56:46,780
Theresa Carmody, thank you very much for the Boy Scout movement.

1205
00:56:47,540 --> 00:56:52,540
And now we've got a game of Jimmy White's Whirlwind... Spool.

1206
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:57,160
Which was released in 1992 for the Virtual Reality Drive.

1207
00:56:57,860 --> 00:57:01,320
Get... You should have got yourself a copy at the time because you can't get them now.

1208
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:02,740
Let's have a look at this. It looks magic.

1209
00:57:03,540 --> 00:57:04,800
Where you are with the mouse.

1210
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:07,340
With the mouse and... Let's go back here.

1211
00:57:07,340 --> 00:57:10,340
A little more complicated interactions.

1212
00:57:11,620 --> 00:57:12,620
To the...

1213
00:57:12,620 --> 00:57:15,060
To the simulation.

1214
00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:17,460
Wait for it to come up here.

1215
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:18,880
And again, you've got...

1216
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:20,960
Now you're controlling where you are with the mouse.

1217
00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:21,600
With the mouse.

1218
00:57:21,820 --> 00:57:23,740
And this is actually another kind of view.

1219
00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:27,060
This is deciding that what I'm really interested in is the cue ball.

1220
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:30,800
And so I'm... No matter where I look, I'm going to be rotating around the cue ball.

1221
00:57:31,340 --> 00:57:32,500
Cue ball is after you.

1222
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:34,080
Yeah, give that a little shot here.

1223
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:34,900
Whoa.

1224
00:57:34,900 --> 00:57:38,040
And so here you've got to be simulating the real physics of this environment.

1225
00:57:38,140 --> 00:57:39,120
You've got to be kidding, right?

1226
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:40,120
I'm almost in.

1227
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:40,880
Mm-hmm.

1228
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:42,020
You've got to be kidding me.

1229
00:57:42,020 --> 00:57:43,200
Let's move this over here.

1230
00:57:44,620 --> 00:57:45,360
Check it out.

1231
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:46,320
Oh, well, top down.

1232
00:57:47,020 --> 00:57:47,940
No way.

1233
00:57:48,980 --> 00:57:49,560
Did you hear the...

1234
00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:50,540
They laughed at that.

1235
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:57,220
A lovely cut there that just managed to encompass Stuart Trefee's tether, which he was at the end of.

1236
00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:03,220
All right, Chris, or whatever his name is, and he just, like, moves on then because he wasn't impressed with the scene he was given.

1237
00:58:04,060 --> 00:58:06,040
So let's check it out, maybe with an overhead.

1238
00:58:08,620 --> 00:58:10,900
All right, Chris, what's going on over here on the left-hand monitor?

1239
00:58:11,420 --> 00:58:14,640
Okay, well, actually, what you're seeing here is the same simulating.

1240
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:16,020
What's going on over here on the left-hand monitor?

1241
00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:17,120
That little look.

1242
00:58:17,740 --> 00:58:18,120
It's a...

1243
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:18,980
It's just...

1244
00:58:18,980 --> 00:58:20,220
It's empathetic.

1245
00:58:20,540 --> 00:58:22,460
You know, people can learn a lot from this guy.

1246
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:23,560
It's the charisma.

1247
00:58:23,700 --> 00:58:24,840
And you need to be engaged.

1248
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:27,220
When you're looking at someone, make eye contact for one.

1249
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:29,180
Facial expressions.

1250
00:58:29,380 --> 00:58:30,700
It's all body language, guys.

1251
00:58:30,860 --> 00:58:34,160
Body language is the main man in the arsenal.

1252
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:37,220
When it comes to talking to people, forget about the fucking...

1253
00:58:37,220 --> 00:58:39,020
You're concentrating too much on the words.

1254
00:58:39,460 --> 00:58:41,520
Start fucking dancing the face around like this.

1255
00:58:44,340 --> 00:58:47,700
This goes out to anyone who's got trouble communicating with people.

1256
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:48,860
You might have anxiety.

1257
00:58:49,060 --> 00:58:50,240
You don't know how to do it.

1258
00:58:50,580 --> 00:58:52,680
You get locked jaw when it happens.

1259
00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:53,640
How about this?

1260
00:58:53,940 --> 00:58:56,860
When you're talking to someone next time, just do a load of this.

1261
00:59:00,780 --> 00:59:03,780
You're guaranteed that person's going to become your friend,

1262
00:59:04,300 --> 00:59:06,880
or they're going to want to buy you a pint or a coffee.

1263
00:59:07,260 --> 00:59:08,020
It's one of the three.

1264
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:10,100
And sometimes it's all three of them.

1265
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:12,020
Shafi, change of subject.

1266
00:59:12,180 --> 00:59:13,660
Thank you very much for the tip there.

1267
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:14,140
Let's have a look at this.

1268
00:59:14,140 --> 00:59:17,060
Okay, well, actually, what you're seeing here is the same...

1269
00:59:17,060 --> 00:59:18,140
What's going on over here on the left?

1270
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:19,000
Overhead.

1271
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:23,860
All right, Chris, what's going on over here on the left-hand monitor?

1272
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:32,440
Okay, well, actually, what you're seeing here is the same simulation that we were seeing earlier on the other computer with different graphics hardware.

1273
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:34,100
So the ball's hanging from the two arches.

1274
00:59:34,100 --> 00:59:34,460
Right.

1275
00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:37,660
The balls are hanging from the two arches.

1276
00:59:37,860 --> 00:59:38,360
Uh-huh.

1277
00:59:38,780 --> 00:59:42,520
As the man slips on the boogaloo glove.

1278
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:43,460
Different.

1279
00:59:44,220 --> 00:59:53,200
He's got the boogaloo box, and he's going to strap that onto the gown, and then the hand will sensually drift inside that glove.

1280
00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:56,060
The glove that fits the hand that did the thing.

1281
00:59:56,660 --> 00:59:57,580
Different graphics hardware.

1282
00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:59,240
So the ball's hanging from the two arches.

1283
00:59:59,320 --> 00:59:59,600
Right.

1284
00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:02,760
This looks different, but the same software and so graphics hardware.

1285
01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:04,500
Look at that.

1286
01:00:04,580 --> 01:00:04,900
Wow.

1287
01:00:04,900 --> 01:00:07,900
On the other computer with different graphics hardware.

1288
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:09,520
So the ball's hanging from the two arches.

1289
01:00:09,740 --> 01:00:09,840
Right.

1290
01:00:10,020 --> 01:00:11,400
This looks different, but the same...

1291
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:14,860
Interesting thought kind of experiment there.

1292
01:00:15,020 --> 01:00:19,360
If this was an OJ glove, and Patrick there in the chat has just said,

1293
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:22,720
if the data glove doesn't fit, you must acquit.

1294
01:00:23,220 --> 01:00:27,280
Imagine if that whole debacle had taken place in the virtual world.

1295
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:28,600
Would it have even gone to trial?

1296
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:34,940
I suppose that might be the next thing on the horizon with us more living our lives increasingly on the internet and on the internet.

1297
01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:37,120
Get inside the internet, lads, tonight.

1298
01:00:37,460 --> 01:00:39,240
No sexism here tonight, lads.

1299
01:00:39,780 --> 01:00:47,520
And there's probably going to be a criminal law now that's brought in for the way you are online and the way you act, I suppose.

1300
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:57,860
I seen a fella over in England the other day was arrested for his attack on the English players who missed the penalties.

1301
01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:00,280
Racist bit of business it was.

1302
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:03,640
And some of the comments were hilarious.

1303
01:01:03,780 --> 01:01:04,900
We might get a look at that.

1304
01:01:04,980 --> 01:01:07,940
I'm not sure whether or not that constitutes as abuse.

1305
01:01:08,300 --> 01:01:11,380
Me showing that on the fucking thing and then showing the comments.

1306
01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:12,720
But it was...

1307
01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:17,100
It was a veritable feast of free material.

1308
01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:22,040
Which could be mined in a heartbeat for a few laughs.

1309
01:01:22,940 --> 01:01:24,340
But at the moment I'm happy with this.

1310
01:01:24,700 --> 01:01:26,240
Good evening, Shafi.

1311
01:01:26,340 --> 01:01:27,100
Thank you very much.

1312
01:01:27,180 --> 01:01:28,720
Fat Cox32 here.

1313
01:01:29,580 --> 01:01:30,820
Shafi talks over you.

1314
01:01:30,900 --> 01:01:32,360
Thank you very much for the tip as well.

1315
01:01:32,460 --> 01:01:33,920
...software and so forth.

1316
01:01:34,020 --> 01:01:36,520
It's being controlled this time by the head-mounted display.

1317
01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:40,380
So that as this moves, the picture moves.

1318
01:01:40,460 --> 01:01:40,820
Okay.

1319
01:01:41,340 --> 01:01:41,620
Yes.

1320
01:01:41,620 --> 01:01:42,520
You have a volunteer.

1321
01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:43,160
You'd like to try it.

1322
01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:43,560
Yeah, I would.

1323
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:45,500
These guys have worked together.

1324
01:01:45,740 --> 01:01:46,480
They know each other.

1325
01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:47,180
All right.

1326
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:50,300
And we're seeing on this computer monitor what she is seeing.

1327
01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:51,140
There it is.

1328
01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:56,120
And so she tilts her head left, right, up down, etc.

1329
01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:57,700
Move her in a little closer here.

1330
01:01:58,580 --> 01:02:02,480
And she actually can get much more of a feel of just how large this model is.

1331
01:02:02,540 --> 01:02:02,940
Uh-huh.

1332
01:02:03,220 --> 01:02:05,640
And as they change, say...

1333
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:06,720
Now what are you changing, Chris?

1334
01:02:06,740 --> 01:02:11,740
I'm changing gravity there so that the pull on these Tetris is slightly smaller.

1335
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:15,120
So let's see if your world is changing as he's adjusting this.

1336
01:02:15,120 --> 01:02:16,700
I'm getting lighter and lighter, Stuart.

1337
01:02:16,780 --> 01:02:21,780
So if you just sight in on one of those, whoa, here, just steady down.

1338
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:24,840
And let's grab one.

1339
01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:25,220
Okay.

1340
01:02:26,340 --> 01:02:26,840
How about that one?

1341
01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:28,540
So you're going to make that object heavy.

1342
01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:32,280
Yeah.

1343
01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:36,200
And it settles down a little more, a little more.

1344
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:36,800
And so Linda...

1345
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:39,360
You can see that actually more if we increase gravity here.

1346
01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:40,040
That looks terrible.

1347
01:02:40,100 --> 01:02:40,100
It looks...

1348
01:02:40,100 --> 01:02:40,440
What?

1349
01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:42,060
So Linda has to make her head down and keep up with you.

1350
01:02:42,060 --> 01:02:42,280
Sorry.

1351
01:02:42,380 --> 01:02:45,420
It looks absolutely horrifically rubbish.

1352
01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:46,520
It looks terrible.

1353
01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:51,220
I'm currently at the same time while that's playing trying to find that post.

1354
01:02:51,860 --> 01:02:53,540
Can't find the fucking post at the moment.

1355
01:02:53,740 --> 01:02:55,720
Just in case you're wondering why I'm not commenting.

1356
01:02:55,980 --> 01:02:59,360
I feel as though the footage itself speaks for itself.

1357
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:00,980
I don't need to be stopping this.

1358
01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:07,060
Even though it looks hilarious, I'd like to be stopping this and then rewind it and going over it again and again.

1359
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:09,240
But anyway, let's see what else they've got up there.

1360
01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:11,040
Arsenal of virtual tricks.

1361
01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:15,440
It adds in then that additional spatial sense.

1362
01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:15,660
Okay.

1363
01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:17,720
Now can we add the glove element now?

1364
01:03:17,780 --> 01:03:18,560
What does this do?

1365
01:03:18,700 --> 01:03:19,000
Okay.

1366
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:25,360
Well, actually, in order to add the glove, I'm going to move over to another demo.

1367
01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:29,580
This is actually older software than what we're working with.

1368
01:03:29,580 --> 01:03:30,440
So not the latest stuff.

1369
01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:36,160
Not the latest stuff, but it provides a good example of just how glove interaction might happen.

1370
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:37,600
So put this on.

1371
01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:39,580
One finger per standard issue.

1372
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:42,880
One finger per standard issue.

1373
01:03:43,240 --> 01:03:43,560
Okay.

1374
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:51,520
So now basically this glove is the input device and the goggles are the output device for Linda.

1375
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:55,340
So she can determine now what she's going to look at by pointing.

1376
01:03:55,340 --> 01:03:57,520
By pointing where she wants to move within the model.

1377
01:03:57,980 --> 01:03:59,980
So at this point, if you make a fist.

1378
01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:02,000
So you're going to calibrate the glove right now.

1379
01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:02,220
Yeah.

1380
01:04:02,220 --> 01:04:04,300
So it knows what a fist is and what an opening is.

1381
01:04:04,300 --> 01:04:04,560
Right.

1382
01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:08,740
And now we can see her hand on the screen in this environment.

1383
01:04:08,980 --> 01:04:09,140
Right.

1384
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:11,000
And Linda, tell us, what are you doing now?

1385
01:04:11,020 --> 01:04:11,680
What's your experience?

1386
01:04:12,340 --> 01:04:14,340
Well, I'm definitely in cyberspace.

1387
01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:16,940
And you can see I'm moving my hand.

1388
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:19,420
You can see my hand in cyberspace also moving.

1389
01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:22,240
So now if you point someplace where you want to go.

1390
01:04:22,260 --> 01:04:22,780
Let's go there.

1391
01:04:22,780 --> 01:04:23,500
Let's go there.

1392
01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:24,760
Let's go there.

1393
01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:28,360
And you just close right through a column there.

1394
01:04:28,500 --> 01:04:28,660
Okay.

1395
01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:29,740
Let's go in the other direction.

1396
01:04:31,100 --> 01:04:31,940
Let's go up.

1397
01:04:32,180 --> 01:04:32,940
Can I go up?

1398
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:33,420
Yes.

1399
01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:36,120
So you're in charge of this world, Linda.

1400
01:04:37,540 --> 01:04:37,900
Okay.

1401
01:04:37,980 --> 01:04:39,520
We're going to have to get out of this world, guys.

1402
01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:40,400
We're out of time.

1403
01:04:40,660 --> 01:04:41,360
Okay, guys.

1404
01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:41,800
Sorry.

1405
01:04:41,980 --> 01:04:43,400
Close encounter with a chair there.

1406
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:44,500
All right.

1407
01:04:44,620 --> 01:04:46,220
Chris, Linda, thank you very much.

1408
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:46,940
Thank you.

1409
01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:47,540
All right.

1410
01:04:47,540 --> 01:04:48,640
Here is a classic problem.

1411
01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:50,620
What was that noise at the end of it?

1412
01:04:50,620 --> 01:04:52,520
You're in the home and you're trying to decide whether to speak.

1413
01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:53,480
It was a noise just at the end of that.

1414
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:57,900
That was terrible.

1415
01:04:58,100 --> 01:05:00,160
Actually, the whole time that's been going on.

1416
01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:01,160
I've missed all this now.

1417
01:05:01,260 --> 01:05:02,100
It's a fucking hand.

1418
01:05:02,420 --> 01:05:03,820
It's a vaporwave background.

1419
01:05:04,140 --> 01:05:06,040
And someone's just, they've got a pair of hands.

1420
01:05:06,880 --> 01:05:12,080
In fairness now, I was playing that office job simulator on PlayStation there.

1421
01:05:12,260 --> 01:05:14,100
It's just not great at all.

1422
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:14,900
It's the same thing.

1423
01:05:14,980 --> 01:05:18,200
You're just a pair of hands and, oh, yeah, it's funny for a second or two.

1424
01:05:18,260 --> 01:05:19,680
Oh, you put the disc into here.

1425
01:05:19,740 --> 01:05:21,400
Oh, you pour coffee in the drawer.

1426
01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:22,500
All right.

1427
01:05:22,540 --> 01:05:23,000
Come on.

1428
01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:27,940
And then, I mean, I could rip the piss here, but it's not that far different from the ones

1429
01:05:27,940 --> 01:05:28,700
that are out nowadays.

1430
01:05:28,700 --> 01:05:32,000
So it hasn't really come on in leaps and bounds in terms of thinking.

1431
01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:35,740
I haven't played the Half-Life thing.

1432
01:05:36,020 --> 01:05:38,080
There's meant to be a Half-Life game.

1433
01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:38,740
It's meant to be good.

1434
01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:39,220
Oh, yeah.

1435
01:05:39,580 --> 01:05:40,900
Oh, and Fortune there in the chat.

1436
01:05:40,980 --> 01:05:41,660
It says Half-Life.

1437
01:05:41,740 --> 01:05:42,580
Alex would be amazing.

1438
01:05:43,500 --> 01:05:44,900
Shafay places hand.

1439
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:45,680
Thank you very much.

1440
01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:47,440
Cork, thank you very much for your tip.

1441
01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:48,320
Good evening, Shafay.

1442
01:05:48,380 --> 01:05:49,140
Thank you very much.

1443
01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:51,280
Okay.

1444
01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:52,860
We're going to have to get out of this world, guys.

1445
01:05:52,980 --> 01:05:53,720
We're out of time.

1446
01:05:54,720 --> 01:05:55,120
Sorry.

1447
01:05:55,320 --> 01:05:56,740
Close encounter with a chair there.

1448
01:05:57,240 --> 01:05:57,840
All right.

1449
01:05:57,960 --> 01:05:59,560
Chris, Linda, thank you very much.

1450
01:05:59,860 --> 01:06:00,300
Thank you.

1451
01:06:00,300 --> 01:06:00,860
All right.

1452
01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:02,020
Here's a classic problem.

1453
01:06:02,020 --> 01:06:09,500
I've missed all this now because I was looking for the picture of the racist troll.

1454
01:06:10,300 --> 01:06:17,160
And it's just a specific site that it's on because it has some great comments.

1455
01:06:18,620 --> 01:06:19,280
Fucking hell.

1456
01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:20,520
Okay, here we go.

1457
01:06:20,740 --> 01:06:21,780
So not the latest stuff.

1458
01:06:22,020 --> 01:06:22,940
Not the latest stuff.

1459
01:06:23,460 --> 01:06:25,780
But it provides a good example of just how.

1460
01:06:25,840 --> 01:06:26,740
I missed this.

1461
01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:27,920
Look at the state of this.

1462
01:06:27,920 --> 01:06:29,220
Look, putting the glove on the hand.

1463
01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:32,260
If the glove fits.

1464
01:06:33,120 --> 01:06:36,120
If the glove fits, you must acquit.

1465
01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:39,920
And Leo, thank you very much.

1466
01:06:40,180 --> 01:06:41,420
The interaction might happen.

1467
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:42,840
So put this on.

1468
01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:43,720
One finger per.

1469
01:06:43,980 --> 01:06:44,840
Standard issue.

1470
01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:46,000
One finger per.

1471
01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:47,120
That's good.

1472
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:47,520
Good.

1473
01:06:47,700 --> 01:06:47,900
Good.

1474
01:06:48,420 --> 01:06:48,860
Okay.

1475
01:06:50,860 --> 01:06:56,780
So now basically this glove is the input device and the goggles are the output device for Linda.

1476
01:06:57,160 --> 01:06:57,340
Right.

1477
01:06:57,340 --> 01:07:00,580
So she can determine now what she's going to look at by pointing.

1478
01:07:00,580 --> 01:07:01,480
Look at his eyes.

1479
01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:02,760
She wants to move within the model.

1480
01:07:02,860 --> 01:07:04,320
Look at Shafet's eyes here.

1481
01:07:04,600 --> 01:07:05,340
Determine now.

1482
01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:07,300
He's kind of like.

1483
01:07:07,540 --> 01:07:11,200
He's bluffing because he doesn't really know what the hell the whole point of this is.

1484
01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:12,240
But he's kind of.

1485
01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:13,660
Am I right in saying this, guys?

1486
01:07:13,740 --> 01:07:14,580
It's an input method.

1487
01:07:15,440 --> 01:07:17,000
He's going to look at by pointing.

1488
01:07:17,100 --> 01:07:19,180
By pointing where she wants to move within the model.

1489
01:07:19,540 --> 01:07:21,620
So at this point if you make a fist.

1490
01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:23,480
So you're going to calibrate the glove right.

1491
01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:23,780
Make a face.

1492
01:07:24,060 --> 01:07:25,960
It knows what a fist is and what an opening is.

1493
01:07:25,960 --> 01:07:26,220
Right.

1494
01:07:26,340 --> 01:07:27,020
And it's sort of letting it know.

1495
01:07:27,020 --> 01:07:30,400
And now we can see her hand on the screen in this environment.

1496
01:07:31,260 --> 01:07:31,880
And Linda, tell us.

1497
01:07:31,980 --> 01:07:32,640
What are you doing now?

1498
01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:33,320
What's your experience?

1499
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:36,620
Well, I'm definitely in cyberspace.

1500
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:38,600
And you can see I'm moving my hand.

1501
01:07:38,660 --> 01:07:41,060
You can see my hand in cyberspace also moving.

1502
01:07:41,700 --> 01:07:43,880
So now if you point someplace where you want to go.

1503
01:07:43,900 --> 01:07:44,440
Let's go there.

1504
01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:45,160
Let's go there.

1505
01:07:45,180 --> 01:07:45,820
Let's go there.

1506
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:46,400
Let's go there.

1507
01:07:46,560 --> 01:07:47,340
And you just follow.

1508
01:07:47,340 --> 01:07:50,000
Oh, I just flowed right through a column there.

1509
01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:50,320
Okay.

1510
01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:51,400
Let's go in the other direction.

1511
01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:53,620
Let's go up.

1512
01:07:53,820 --> 01:07:54,600
Can I go up?

1513
01:07:54,780 --> 01:07:55,100
Yes.

1514
01:07:56,140 --> 01:07:57,780
So you're in charge of this world, Linda.

1515
01:07:58,900 --> 01:07:59,860
What a blast.

1516
01:07:59,860 --> 01:08:01,200
We're going to have to get out of this world, guys.

1517
01:08:01,300 --> 01:08:02,040
We're out of time.

1518
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:03,440
Sorry.

1519
01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:05,060
Close encounter with a chair there.

1520
01:08:05,540 --> 01:08:07,540
What even happened there?

1521
01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:07,880
Thank you very much.

1522
01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:08,600
Thank you.

1523
01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:09,180
All right.

1524
01:08:09,180 --> 01:08:10,260
Here's a classic problem.

1525
01:08:10,600 --> 01:08:11,720
What even happened there?

1526
01:08:12,100 --> 01:08:14,240
Oh, close encounter with a chair there.

1527
01:08:14,460 --> 01:08:16,800
Was it a chair in the virtual reality realm?

1528
01:08:17,140 --> 01:08:18,600
Or is this happening in the studio?

1529
01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:21,340
Did she physically knock into the chair?

1530
01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:22,540
Or is there a chair there?

1531
01:08:22,540 --> 01:08:23,260
Out of this world, guys.

1532
01:08:23,320 --> 01:08:24,000
We're out of time.

1533
01:08:24,060 --> 01:08:25,300
There's a chair there.

1534
01:08:25,380 --> 01:08:25,500
Look.

1535
01:08:25,740 --> 01:08:26,320
And it's rubbish.

1536
01:08:26,460 --> 01:08:29,600
And Shafi's moving the item along because it's rubbish.

1537
01:08:29,900 --> 01:08:30,560
Let's go up.

1538
01:08:30,820 --> 01:08:31,580
Can I go up?

1539
01:08:31,740 --> 01:08:32,060
Yes.

1540
01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:33,200
Look, she can't.

1541
01:08:33,460 --> 01:08:34,380
She's going up.

1542
01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:36,060
It doesn't even let you go up.

1543
01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:37,540
In charge of this world, Linda.

1544
01:08:37,900 --> 01:08:40,340
And now she has to go down because she can't go up.

1545
01:08:41,460 --> 01:08:41,740
Okay.

1546
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:43,360
We're going to have to get out of this world, guys.

1547
01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:44,860
Guys, he's hated.

1548
01:08:45,240 --> 01:08:45,780
He's rubbish.

1549
01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:46,900
He thinks it's rubbish.

1550
01:08:47,240 --> 01:08:52,240
And then when he leaves, to top it all off, the piece de resistance is...

1551
01:08:52,240 --> 01:08:53,420
Boop.

1552
01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:59,740
I can imagine there was just a blue screen of death then back on their monitor.

1553
01:09:00,380 --> 01:09:00,860
Of dick.

1554
01:09:02,820 --> 01:09:03,220
Okay.

1555
01:09:03,320 --> 01:09:04,860
We're going to have to get out of this world, guys.

1556
01:09:04,860 --> 01:09:05,720
We're out of time.

1557
01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:07,120
Sorry.

1558
01:09:07,320 --> 01:09:08,740
Close encounter with a chair there.

1559
01:09:09,220 --> 01:09:09,780
All right.

1560
01:09:09,960 --> 01:09:11,560
Chris, Linda, thank you very much.

1561
01:09:11,860 --> 01:09:12,280
Thank you.

1562
01:09:12,580 --> 01:09:12,860
All right.

1563
01:09:12,880 --> 01:09:14,000
Here's a classic problem.

1564
01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:19,780
Your architect is designing a new home and you're trying to decide whether to spend more money for some extra goodie.

1565
01:09:20,140 --> 01:09:21,740
But what will it look like, you say?

1566
01:09:22,180 --> 01:09:23,720
With a virtual reality product.

1567
01:09:24,100 --> 01:09:24,420
Goodie.

1568
01:09:24,420 --> 01:09:25,620
It's just the way...

1569
01:09:25,620 --> 01:09:25,820
Sorry.

1570
01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:26,640
I'm kind of...

1571
01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:28,540
I'm very interested in the way he...

1572
01:09:28,540 --> 01:09:30,880
You just look at the shift of the Shafi here.

1573
01:09:31,300 --> 01:09:31,760
See that?

1574
01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:33,120
Brrr.

1575
01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:38,420
Tonight at nine on prime time.

1576
01:09:39,860 --> 01:09:41,020
Ooh, turn that up.

1577
01:09:54,900 --> 01:09:56,760
Tonight at nine on prime time.

1578
01:09:56,760 --> 01:09:57,300
Dff.

1579
01:10:06,980 --> 01:10:09,100
C-Control...

1580
01:10:09,100 --> 01:10:10,100
Control...

1581
01:10:10,100 --> 01:10:11,100
Control...

1582
01:10:11,100 --> 01:10:11,860
Shift...

1583
01:10:11,860 --> 01:10:13,100
Alt...

1584
01:10:13,100 --> 01:10:14,100
Control...

1585
01:10:14,100 --> 01:10:14,520
Alt...

1586
01:10:14,520 --> 01:10:14,820
Shift...

1587
01:10:14,820 --> 01:10:15,100
Delete.

1588
01:10:15,100 --> 01:10:15,600
Delete.

1589
01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:18,100
Dff...

1590
01:10:18,100 --> 01:10:19,100
Boop.

1591
01:10:19,100 --> 01:10:24,380
Now here's a classic problem.

1592
01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:33,540
Here's a classic problem.

1593
01:10:34,940 --> 01:10:42,520
Your architect is designing a new home and you're trying to decide whether to spend more money for some extra goodie.

1594
01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:44,460
But what will it look like, you say?

1595
01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:48,600
With a virtual reality product called Walkthrough, you can get an answer.

1596
01:10:49,400 --> 01:10:50,840
It's very hard to show clients...

1597
01:10:50,840 --> 01:10:51,740
Thank you very much, sir.

1598
01:10:51,780 --> 01:10:53,900
Hold my left one and Cecilia.

1599
01:10:54,020 --> 01:10:54,680
Thank you very much.

1600
01:10:54,820 --> 01:10:59,460
Something is going to look like if you're trying to represent it on a piece of two-dimensional paper.

1601
01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:06,620
Architect Larry Mortimer has solved that problem by using a new virtual reality program called the Virtus Walkthrough.

1602
01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:10,140
It lets the client actually see a proposed design.

1603
01:11:10,380 --> 01:11:11,140
That's someone's mother.

1604
01:11:11,140 --> 01:11:12,260
The other thing that this...

1605
01:11:12,260 --> 01:11:13,100
That Virtus...

1606
01:11:13,100 --> 01:11:14,440
Larry Mortimer.

1607
01:11:14,780 --> 01:11:15,900
Mortimer Architect.

1608
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:17,560
Realty.

1609
01:11:18,300 --> 01:11:18,960
Real Estate.

1610
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:20,500
Homes.

1611
01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:24,720
Look at some of these JPEGs at the back here.

1612
01:11:25,420 --> 01:11:29,520
They didn't think we'd be zooming in and scrutinizing them back in the day, but here we are.

1613
01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:31,820
20, 30 years later.

1614
01:11:32,640 --> 01:11:33,300
Look at this.

1615
01:11:33,420 --> 01:11:34,440
Arizona, is it?

1616
01:11:36,020 --> 01:11:38,520
Looks like a hot old fucking desert of a place.

1617
01:11:39,820 --> 01:11:42,740
You'd want to have a few fridge freezers out the back for the grub.

1618
01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:44,460
And the cans.

1619
01:11:45,140 --> 01:11:46,820
Rory Lee, thank you very much for the tip.

1620
01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:48,520
And look at Larry.

1621
01:11:49,320 --> 01:11:53,660
It's a real Mortimeristic grimace.

1622
01:11:56,100 --> 01:11:57,780
A proposed design.

1623
01:11:58,520 --> 01:12:02,540
And this is an architect lady in the office as well.

1624
01:12:02,740 --> 01:12:04,240
I think that's somebody's mother.

1625
01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:05,820
I'm not sure.

1626
01:12:06,660 --> 01:12:07,400
I'm not sure.

1627
01:12:07,980 --> 01:12:09,920
Let's have a look and see what's going on here.

1628
01:12:10,660 --> 01:12:12,280
The other thing that this...

1629
01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:15,940
That Virtus allows us to do is to change things very easily.

1630
01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:20,720
Even while we're having a session with a client, we can change parts of the model.

1631
01:12:20,820 --> 01:12:22,340
We can add windows very easily.

1632
01:12:22,480 --> 01:12:24,120
We can add furniture to the model.

1633
01:12:24,320 --> 01:12:29,120
They're obsessed with chairs in these virtual worlds, aren't they?

1634
01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:33,220
It was probably the first thing they could fucking make or conceptualize.

1635
01:12:34,280 --> 01:12:35,800
Shafi, thank you very much.

1636
01:12:37,380 --> 01:12:39,880
And until we're just tired of doing them.

1637
01:12:40,100 --> 01:12:43,500
While the virtual reality software can't replace the real thing,

1638
01:12:43,700 --> 01:12:46,960
it does help the client to visualize the architect's plans.

1639
01:12:47,480 --> 01:12:51,040
You're spending an awful lot of money in a project like this.

1640
01:12:51,460 --> 01:12:53,080
What about this good little boy here?

1641
01:12:59,940 --> 01:13:05,580
Tonight at 9 on primetime, it was the Arizona architect dog disaster.

1642
01:13:06,260 --> 01:13:07,540
A good little boy.

1643
01:13:08,260 --> 01:13:09,820
A bad little time.

1644
01:13:11,500 --> 01:13:13,740
We have the full investigative report.

1645
01:13:14,580 --> 01:13:16,780
It was the dog that knew too much.

1646
01:13:17,660 --> 01:13:19,020
He had nice little paws.

1647
01:13:19,740 --> 01:13:21,560
And lovely little legs as well.

1648
01:13:21,560 --> 01:13:21,560
And lovely little legs as well.

1649
01:13:23,460 --> 01:13:32,920
But what was the extent to which this dog was going to go to in order to appease its architect master?

1650
01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:46,320
Fat 32 dog, is it?

1651
01:13:49,200 --> 01:13:49,940
Like this.

1652
01:13:50,140 --> 01:13:53,980
And if there's a way that you can see the space.

1653
01:13:54,980 --> 01:13:56,340
See the space.

1654
01:13:57,420 --> 01:14:01,120
Jack Stone's client you can visualize his own.

1655
01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:03,840
Jack Stone.

1656
01:14:04,700 --> 01:14:08,680
There's a way that you can see the space.

1657
01:14:09,580 --> 01:14:11,500
And feel the space.

1658
01:14:11,900 --> 01:14:12,400
Before it's built.

1659
01:14:12,580 --> 01:14:14,540
Then I think it makes the client feel more.

1660
01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:16,580
I want to see the space.

1661
01:14:17,860 --> 01:14:19,900
And I want to feel the space.

1662
01:14:21,920 --> 01:14:23,540
I love this space.

1663
01:14:25,680 --> 01:14:26,560
Secure about it.

1664
01:14:26,860 --> 01:14:27,560
Feel the space.

1665
01:14:28,160 --> 01:14:31,200
The client feels very secure in this space.

1666
01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:32,600
Before it's built.

1667
01:14:32,920 --> 01:14:33,840
Then I think it makes it.

1668
01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:36,100
Realize the architect's plans.

1669
01:14:37,340 --> 01:14:38,460
Robbie Brothers.

1670
01:14:38,980 --> 01:14:39,900
Thanking you.

1671
01:14:40,440 --> 01:14:40,800
Aha.

1672
01:14:41,080 --> 01:14:42,120
Robbie Brothers.

1673
01:14:43,320 --> 01:14:44,740
An awful lot of money.

1674
01:14:45,100 --> 01:14:46,480
In a project like this.

1675
01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:48,540
I want to taste space.

1676
01:14:49,580 --> 01:14:51,340
I want to feel every space.

1677
01:14:51,840 --> 01:14:53,320
I want to feel every space.

1678
01:14:53,320 --> 01:14:54,520
Inside that place.

1679
01:14:55,440 --> 01:14:56,860
Space in the place.

1680
01:14:58,440 --> 01:15:00,700
And if there's a way that you can.

1681
01:15:01,260 --> 01:15:02,420
See the space.

1682
01:15:02,760 --> 01:15:04,140
Space in the place.

1683
01:15:04,140 --> 01:15:05,260
Feel the space.

1684
01:15:05,260 --> 01:15:06,140
Before it's built.

1685
01:15:06,300 --> 01:15:08,660
Then I think it makes the client feel more secure.

1686
01:15:08,660 --> 01:15:10,020
About the money that's being spent.

1687
01:15:10,420 --> 01:15:12,020
Changing the design is easy.

1688
01:15:12,420 --> 01:15:14,500
You simply point, click, or drag.

1689
01:15:15,020 --> 01:15:15,660
In other words.

1690
01:15:15,740 --> 01:15:17,320
You don't have to be a computer expert.

1691
01:15:17,320 --> 01:15:18,580
To use the software.

1692
01:15:19,120 --> 01:15:20,420
You have the ability.

1693
01:15:20,660 --> 01:15:22,440
To walk through a drawing.

1694
01:15:22,440 --> 01:15:24,040
Almost in real time.

1695
01:15:25,220 --> 01:15:26,220
When we show a model to a client.

1696
01:15:26,220 --> 01:15:26,540
But it's rubbish though.

1697
01:15:26,540 --> 01:15:27,360
When we show a model to a client.

1698
01:15:27,660 --> 01:15:29,920
Quite often the client will ask.

1699
01:15:30,440 --> 01:15:31,760
Well can we look at this view.

1700
01:15:31,860 --> 01:15:33,080
Or can we look down there.

1701
01:15:33,080 --> 01:15:36,660
Or can we turn around and look at what we just walked through.

1702
01:15:37,160 --> 01:15:38,820
And with Virtus you can do that.

1703
01:15:38,820 --> 01:15:41,740
You can tailor what you're seeing.

1704
01:15:41,740 --> 01:15:44,060
To what the client is asking you right on the spot.

1705
01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:45,820
You're on the ball.

1706
01:15:46,260 --> 01:15:48,760
The viewers of this stream.

1707
01:15:48,900 --> 01:15:52,460
Virtus walkthrough is available for the Macintosh for under $300.

1708
01:15:52,460 --> 01:15:52,960
For the Computer Chronicles.

1709
01:15:52,960 --> 01:15:54,120
You're able to be just landed like that.

1710
01:15:54,320 --> 01:15:55,800
You don't even have to explain it.

1711
01:15:55,800 --> 01:15:56,260
I'm Maria Gabriel.

1712
01:15:57,400 --> 01:15:58,180
Missed that bit.

1713
01:15:58,700 --> 01:15:59,380
Sorry about that.

1714
01:15:59,520 --> 01:16:00,840
That probably blasted your ears off.

1715
01:16:00,840 --> 01:16:01,080
Sorry.

1716
01:16:01,360 --> 01:16:01,580
Sorry.

1717
01:16:01,660 --> 01:16:02,900
We'll just go back there one second.

1718
01:16:03,080 --> 01:16:05,380
And clicking in various directions.

1719
01:16:06,020 --> 01:16:09,720
Virtus walkthrough is available for the Macintosh for under $300.

1720
01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:12,020
For the Computer Chronicles.

1721
01:16:12,240 --> 01:16:13,340
I'm Maria Gabriel.

1722
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:15,300
$300 for that.

1723
01:16:15,300 --> 01:16:33,840
One virtue of virtual reality is that it lets us communicate with a computer in three dimensions rather than just two dimensions.

1724
01:16:34,340 --> 01:16:35,100
Does that fuck?

1725
01:16:35,100 --> 01:16:37,780
Jim Kramer, president of virtual technologies.

1726
01:16:38,380 --> 01:16:40,900
Jim, your glove is called the Cyber Glove.

1727
01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:41,200
Yes.

1728
01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:41,680
And you just put it.

1729
01:16:42,680 --> 01:16:46,160
Have we not done with this fucking glove already?

1730
01:16:46,540 --> 01:16:47,900
It was at the top of the show.

1731
01:16:48,380 --> 01:16:50,620
He had a magazine with the glove on it.

1732
01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:54,440
We've seen some e-jits playing with a virtual reality glove box.

1733
01:16:55,480 --> 01:16:56,720
The glove box 350.

1734
01:16:57,580 --> 01:17:00,560
It was absolute wankenstein.

1735
01:17:01,400 --> 01:17:04,500
And now we've got another feature of the glove.

1736
01:17:04,960 --> 01:17:07,760
Shafé is probably fucking sick of this glove at the moment.

1737
01:17:09,180 --> 01:17:10,520
Tell us exactly what.

1738
01:17:10,540 --> 01:17:12,160
He's obsessed with the glove.

1739
01:17:12,460 --> 01:17:15,220
He's had the glove on three times.

1740
01:17:15,820 --> 01:17:21,100
And the glove he's got on now is going to last forever because I'm infatuated with gloves.

1741
01:17:22,740 --> 01:17:24,860
I've been gloved up three times.

1742
01:17:26,320 --> 01:17:31,180
The reality is that it lets us communicate with a computer in three dimensions rather than just two dimensions.

1743
01:17:31,560 --> 01:17:35,120
Here to show us how is Jim Kramer, president of virtual technologies.

1744
01:17:35,760 --> 01:17:36,500
Jim, you're...

1745
01:17:36,500 --> 01:17:38,000
Jim wasn't looking.

1746
01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:40,280
No eye contact, guys.

1747
01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:42,340
And this is how it's not done in the biz.

1748
01:17:43,720 --> 01:17:44,440
The glove is called...

1749
01:17:44,440 --> 01:17:47,660
The glove is Jim Kramer, president of virtual technologies.

1750
01:17:47,740 --> 01:17:48,240
Oh, he was.

1751
01:17:48,320 --> 01:17:48,500
Sorry.

1752
01:17:48,660 --> 01:17:49,400
Sorry, Jim.

1753
01:17:49,460 --> 01:17:49,960
I missed that.

1754
01:17:49,960 --> 01:17:52,100
The glove is called the cyber glove.

1755
01:17:52,240 --> 01:17:53,280
And you've just put it on.

1756
01:17:53,640 --> 01:17:57,320
Tell us exactly what's going on in that glove and what we're seeing in the screen here.

1757
01:17:57,320 --> 01:17:59,700
What's going on inside the glove, guys?

1758
01:18:00,700 --> 01:18:05,440
And look at how dark and fucking droney and weird and depraved this is.

1759
01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:10,380
Tonight at nine on dispatch cock.

1760
01:18:11,280 --> 01:18:13,760
The man with the glove that knew too much.

1761
01:18:14,980 --> 01:18:15,660
The glove...

1762
01:18:15,660 --> 01:18:16,960
The glove box killer.

1763
01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:34,080
Look at those tippings.

1764
01:18:34,080 --> 01:19:04,060
*sad music*

1765
01:19:04,060 --> 01:19:11,060
*sad music*

1766
01:19:11,060 --> 01:19:13,060
Okay.

1767
01:19:13,060 --> 01:19:19,060
We're seeing them in the screen.

1768
01:19:19,060 --> 01:19:27,060
Right. This is a 22 sensor Cyberglove. It has sensors over each of the three main knuckles of the main four fingers.

1769
01:19:27,060 --> 01:19:36,060
It also has abduction sensors between each of the fingers in addition to a wrist pitch and yaw sensor and a thumb rotation sensor.

1770
01:19:36,060 --> 01:19:38,060
Is that the best you can glove up with?

1771
01:19:38,060 --> 01:19:40,060
Look at the screen. What's happening?

1772
01:19:40,060 --> 01:19:46,060
Well, this is a fairly simple hand model, although it does show the functionality of this.

1773
01:19:46,060 --> 01:19:47,060
Thanks for that tip.

1774
01:19:47,060 --> 01:19:49,060
Is that the best you can come up with?

1775
01:19:49,060 --> 01:19:53,060
And it's following the movement of all the joints in your hand right now.

1776
01:19:53,060 --> 01:20:02,060
Yeah. Paul Love, thank you very much. And Anal Chaos and Fontaine and German and Robbie Brothers. Thank you very much.

1777
01:20:02,060 --> 01:20:11,060
*sad music*

1778
01:20:11,060 --> 01:20:12,060
*sad music*

1779
01:20:12,060 --> 01:20:13,060
*sad music*

1780
01:20:13,060 --> 01:20:14,060
*sad music*

1781
01:20:14,060 --> 01:20:15,060
*sad music*

1782
01:20:15,060 --> 01:20:21,060
Did you hear that? Fucking sick fuckers man. Show the fingers. Let's have a little look here.

1783
01:20:21,060 --> 01:20:27,140
that we can colored fingers on the screen are also flexing but I'd like to draw attention to is the accuracy that we can actually

1784
01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:31,800
control the fingers actually touching touching the

1785
01:20:32,640 --> 01:20:38,140
Touching to the point of touching can you believe this can you believe this even went on and

1786
01:20:39,480 --> 01:20:43,520
Again, the thumb can rotate fully across the past and give you a lot of

1787
01:20:44,220 --> 01:20:50,600
Different articulations of the hand now. No Jim. What are the sensors in the glove that Jim's set up here?

1788
01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:57,940
A tucked in shirt a brown belt on charcoal gray chinos

1789
01:20:59,720 --> 01:21:01,720
A finely washed thatch

1790
01:21:03,360 --> 01:21:05,720
It's a man who knows how to glove

1791
01:21:07,840 --> 01:21:14,220
The only way a man knows how to glove and look at Stu out of touch with this new fangled glove technologies

1792
01:21:14,220 --> 01:21:17,980
He's mimicking his subject there with his a handout

1793
01:21:17,980 --> 01:21:24,220
But he's no glove on the hand. He can't get that glove yet. He doesn't understand it. He's look at this

1794
01:21:25,420 --> 01:21:27,100
Lazy fair Stu

1795
01:21:27,100 --> 01:21:33,980
Not really taken in by this new fangled glove scenario, which has been leveled at him

1796
01:21:34,380 --> 01:21:36,220
But he's still intrigued

1797
01:21:36,220 --> 01:21:38,860
Nonetheless, and I applaud him

1798
01:21:40,140 --> 01:21:43,100
For keeping us interested in this glove escapade

1799
01:21:44,380 --> 01:21:50,700
Heron, thank you very much. Shefay is easily the most now. I'm not going to read that but I mean thanks very much for that here for the tip

1800
01:21:51,260 --> 01:21:53,260
Do this so finely the

1801
01:21:53,260 --> 01:21:59,500
Rotate fully across the palm and give you a lot of different articulations of the hand now now Jim

1802
01:21:59,500 --> 01:22:02,940
What are the sensors in the glove that can do this so finely?

1803
01:22:03,660 --> 01:22:09,900
The it's a resistive technology that is it's linear and it gives a very high resolution

1804
01:22:09,900 --> 01:22:13,900
representation and that's that's a big advantage because

1805
01:22:14,460 --> 01:22:15,820
uh resolution

1806
01:22:15,820 --> 01:22:18,220
Look at the rep representation of the hand

1807
01:22:19,420 --> 01:22:24,380
Absolute coddle but and that's that's a scary stuff

1808
01:22:25,340 --> 01:22:27,340
Fucking frightening stuff

1809
01:22:27,340 --> 01:22:29,340
Imagine that was your hand

1810
01:22:29,900 --> 01:22:36,140
It's got a purple a yellow a yellow and a light blue and you've got no thumb. It's got that

1811
01:22:39,100 --> 01:22:51,020
Pipe cleaners on the end of a fucking rhombus around a polygon a few ash stick a few fucking pipe cleaners on the end of a rhombus to fuck

1812
01:22:51,900 --> 01:22:53,900
That'll be enough for the cuts

1813
01:22:55,340 --> 01:22:55,820
How much?

1814
01:22:57,740 --> 01:22:59,020
400 dollars to fuck

1815
01:23:01,180 --> 01:23:05,900
Very high resolution output high resolution he says high res

1816
01:23:07,020 --> 01:23:12,700
That's probably the lowest of the lowest of the lowest res look I can even see

1817
01:23:13,740 --> 01:23:19,500
The fucking line can't even form a line. It's just like a load of fucking pixels

1818
01:23:21,020 --> 01:23:23,020
Crazy isn't it?

1819
01:23:23,260 --> 01:23:28,700
That's that's more like more like lie res you're going to tell more lies

1820
01:23:29,340 --> 01:23:35,740
Listen to this I heard did you hear something then when he said fucking high res it gives a very high resolution output

1821
01:23:35,980 --> 01:23:41,340
And you are a liar that's that's a linear listen again sorry listen again listen again

1822
01:23:41,980 --> 01:23:47,500
And it gives a very high resolution output and that's that's a big advantage because

1823
01:23:48,060 --> 01:23:53,740
A different size hand for example wearing the same you hammered your glover. Thank you very much there

1824
01:23:53,740 --> 01:23:59,900
You hammered your glover love the it will produce the same outputs from the center, so it's unnecessary to calibrate

1825
01:24:00,940 --> 01:24:07,020
When when you change hands yeah, exactly notice you didn't calibrate when we began, but if I want I mean can you calibrate that glove to

1826
01:24:07,020 --> 01:24:09,500
Fine-tune it even more yes, yes, you can

1827
01:24:10,460 --> 01:24:14,460
Look at these look at these chef a hand gestures here. They're they're classic

1828
01:24:15,020 --> 01:24:17,580
Cyber love thank you very much. Yeah, exactly. I noticed you

1829
01:24:17,820 --> 01:24:21,180
Cybers to shoot your face easily the most glovable technology guru

1830
01:24:21,420 --> 01:24:26,380
Calibrate when we began, but if I want I mean can you calibrate that glove to fine-tune it even more?

1831
01:24:26,380 --> 01:24:42,980
Yes, yes you can. We have a slider. Wow that looks handy doesn't it? You can just nip in, just nip, pop up, pop up the toolbox and then start messing with, with no less.

1832
01:24:43,600 --> 01:24:52,600
2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 20, 30, 40, it could be, it could scroll down there. No less than 50 odd sliders.

1833
01:24:52,600 --> 01:25:12,100
Where you can change just the offsets and gain of each sensor as I said they're linear. Wow check those pipe cleaners out at the end of that. It's gone green, it's purple and there's a red for a thumb as well. Digital. So you can adjust every one of those points. The two parameters are for each of the sensors.

1834
01:25:12,760 --> 01:25:18,140
Philip Gage says virtual hand looks like the hooked hand of a bomber.

1835
01:25:20,960 --> 01:25:30,520
I would say the IRA bit. I've said it. Nifty digits says Nick Julio the great and powerful. Quite literally digital says Dr. Decaf.

1836
01:25:31,140 --> 01:25:34,760
And Greenhands Kelly, how you getting on Greenhands? I hope you're doing well.

1837
01:25:34,760 --> 01:25:42,960
It says you lied about Jim Kemme, you lied about Limerick, you lied about glove. You are a liar.

1838
01:25:42,960 --> 01:25:44,960
You are a liar.

1839
01:25:44,960 --> 01:25:50,760
And so if I needed to fine tune it, I can just grab on one of these sliders here and change that.

1840
01:25:50,760 --> 01:25:54,260
So you really have fine control over that calibration there. Right.

1841
01:25:54,260 --> 01:26:01,460
All right now Jim over here on this monitor we're looking at what's called a joint histogram. Now what is that? That's connected to this glove I take it right?

1842
01:26:01,460 --> 01:26:02,460
Yes it is.

1843
01:26:02,460 --> 01:26:03,460
And I'll put that on.

1844
01:26:03,460 --> 01:26:17,460
Whoa! Get that drone going. Tonight at nine on dispatches, it was the man that tried on the glove.

1845
01:26:19,460 --> 01:26:26,660
The glove, the digital glove. Sorry, what's that here? Crime call.

1846
01:26:26,660 --> 01:26:30,660
No, fuck.

1847
01:26:30,660 --> 01:26:44,660
Tonight at nine. Stuart Shafee, the man who gloved too hard.

1848
01:26:44,660 --> 01:26:55,860
Whoa. He's thrown into the mix as well.

1849
01:26:55,860 --> 01:26:57,860
Thanks for the tip.

1850
01:26:57,860 --> 01:26:59,860
Thanks for the tip.

1851
01:26:59,860 --> 01:27:11,860
Jimmy Kramer. Stuart Shafee's, Stuart Shafee's relationship with glove technology started when he came across a man known as Jimmy Kramer from virtual technologies.

1852
01:27:11,860 --> 01:27:23,060
Kramer, the designer of the glove, introduced Shafee into a world, a world which he couldn't escape.

1853
01:27:23,060 --> 01:27:31,060
Initially skeptical of the glove, Shafee was soon enamored and acquainted with its technological prowess.

1854
01:27:31,060 --> 01:27:42,260
I mean, I remember working with, um, on the show at the time.

1855
01:27:42,260 --> 01:27:52,260
I remember, Stuart, it was just a new day and Stuart came into the studio and said, "I'm going gloving tonight, right?"

1856
01:27:52,260 --> 01:28:05,460
We didn't know what he meant at the time, but a researcher said that Stuart had taken the glove home that night prior to the filming of the shoot.

1857
01:28:05,460 --> 01:28:16,660
And whatever happened, I don't know, but Stuart really got into that glove. It was like a match made in heaven.

1858
01:28:16,660 --> 01:28:17,860
Okay, sorry about that.

1859
01:28:17,860 --> 01:28:23,860
We'll just, we'll put the, uh, speed back up to that, to normal there.

1860
01:28:23,860 --> 01:28:27,860
I'm a Windows kind of guy, alright?

1861
01:28:27,860 --> 01:28:29,060
I'm a Windows kind of guy, right?

1862
01:28:29,060 --> 01:28:31,060
I'm a Windows kind of guy, right?

1863
01:28:31,060 --> 01:28:33,060
I'm a Windows kind of guy, right?

1864
01:28:33,060 --> 01:28:35,060
I'm a Windows kind of guy, right?

1865
01:28:35,060 --> 01:28:37,060
I'm a Windows kind of guy, right?

1866
01:28:37,060 --> 01:28:38,260
I'm a Windows kind of guy, right?

1867
01:28:38,260 --> 01:28:40,260
I'm a Windows kind of guy, right?

1868
01:28:40,260 --> 01:28:42,260
I'm a Windows kind of guy, right?

1869
01:28:42,260 --> 01:28:44,260
I'm a Windows kind of guy, right?

1870
01:28:44,260 --> 01:28:46,260
I'm a Windows kind of guy, right?

1871
01:28:46,260 --> 01:28:48,260
I'm a Windows kind of guy, right?

1872
01:28:48,260 --> 01:28:50,260
I'm a Windows kind of guy, right?

1873
01:28:50,260 --> 01:28:52,260
I'm a Windows kind of guy, right?

1874
01:28:52,260 --> 01:28:54,260
I'm a Windows kind of guy, right?

1875
01:28:54,260 --> 01:28:56,260
I'm a Windows kind of guy, right?

1876
01:28:56,260 --> 01:28:58,260
I'm a Windows kind of guy, right?

1877
01:28:58,260 --> 01:29:00,260
I'm a Windows kind of guy, right?

1878
01:29:00,260 --> 01:29:02,260
I'm a Windows kind of guy, right?

1879
01:29:02,260 --> 01:29:04,260
I'm a Windows kind of guy, right?

1880
01:29:04,260 --> 01:29:06,260
I'm a Windows kind of guy, right?

1881
01:29:06,260 --> 01:29:08,260
And I can sort of spread.

1882
01:29:08,260 --> 01:29:10,260
That's what you call the abduction.

1883
01:29:10,260 --> 01:29:11,260
Right.

1884
01:29:11,260 --> 01:29:12,260
Spread.

1885
01:29:12,260 --> 01:29:14,260
So I can sort of spread it.

1886
01:29:14,260 --> 01:29:17,260
Okay, now what is the point in this particular histogram?

1887
01:29:17,260 --> 01:29:19,260
Is this how you would really develop it and fine tune it?

1888
01:29:19,260 --> 01:29:22,260
Well, these are the actual values that the computer is saying.

1889
01:29:22,260 --> 01:29:25,260
Yes, Stu came in the studio that day,

1890
01:29:25,260 --> 01:29:30,260
and he had taken the glove home that night prior to the taping of the show.

1891
01:29:30,260 --> 01:29:33,260
We were due to tape the show at 2:00 p.m. that day.

1892
01:29:33,260 --> 01:29:36,260
But Stu came in saying, "I am the glove man.

1893
01:29:36,260 --> 01:29:37,260
I am the walrus."

1894
01:29:37,260 --> 01:29:39,260
And we just laughed it off.

1895
01:29:39,260 --> 01:29:41,260
We thought it was as usual.

1896
01:29:41,260 --> 01:29:42,260
It's just Stu being Stu.

1897
01:29:42,260 --> 01:29:46,260
It was run of the mill, buoyant kind of atmosphere and attitude.

1898
01:29:46,260 --> 01:29:51,260
And sooner, he started trying on the glove, and he kept on taking it off and putting it on,

1899
01:29:51,260 --> 01:29:56,260
and taking it off and putting it on in front of a new intern.

1900
01:29:56,260 --> 01:30:00,260
And we -- someone pulled in the sides of Stu.

1901
01:30:00,260 --> 01:30:01,260
"Is everything okay, buddy?"

1902
01:30:01,260 --> 01:30:04,260
And he just said, "Back off, all right?

1903
01:30:04,260 --> 01:30:05,260
What else?

1904
01:30:05,260 --> 01:30:06,260
All right?"

1905
01:30:06,260 --> 01:30:10,260
And at that point, we never seen that intern working here again.

1906
01:30:10,260 --> 01:30:14,260
That was the last day that intern worked here.

1907
01:30:14,260 --> 01:30:15,260
"We're generating..."

1908
01:30:15,260 --> 01:30:16,260
"Thanks for the tip."

1909
01:30:16,260 --> 01:30:17,260
"I can..."

1910
01:30:17,260 --> 01:30:18,260
"Wow!

1911
01:30:18,260 --> 01:30:19,260
Look at this!"

1912
01:30:19,260 --> 01:30:20,260
"It's..."

1913
01:30:20,260 --> 01:30:21,260
"It's..."

1914
01:30:21,260 --> 01:30:24,260
"S***ing the status of each of my joints."

1915
01:30:24,260 --> 01:30:28,260
"What about this one, lads?"

1916
01:30:28,260 --> 01:30:30,260
"No sexism here, lads."

1917
01:30:30,260 --> 01:30:32,260
"No sexism."

1918
01:30:32,260 --> 01:30:35,260
"Wait a sec, wait a sec, we've got index."

1919
01:30:35,260 --> 01:30:37,260
"Glove in the time of Corona."

1920
01:30:37,260 --> 01:30:38,260
"Thanks for the tip."

1921
01:30:38,260 --> 01:30:39,260
"Here we go."

1922
01:30:39,260 --> 01:30:41,260
"Get ready for this."

1923
01:30:41,260 --> 01:30:45,260
"It's a classic Stu expletive hand gesture."

1924
01:30:45,260 --> 01:30:47,260
"Coming right up in a moment."

1925
01:30:47,260 --> 01:30:52,260
"We need the music."

1926
01:30:52,260 --> 01:30:54,660
Let's get some drone going here.

1927
01:30:54,660 --> 01:31:14,660
*laughs*

1928
01:31:14,660 --> 01:31:28,660
*phone rings*

1929
01:31:30,660 --> 01:31:32,660
I wonder if I should take my face off, is it?

1930
01:31:32,660 --> 01:31:42,660
*phone rings*

1931
01:31:42,660 --> 01:31:56,660
*phone rings*

1932
01:31:56,660 --> 01:32:00,660
I don't know why you're so obsessed with me!

1933
01:32:00,660 --> 01:32:02,660
You're not a killer. No, I'm not.

1934
01:32:02,660 --> 01:32:04,660
You're not a killer. No, I'm not.

1935
01:32:04,660 --> 01:32:06,660
You're not a killer. No, I'm not.

1936
01:32:06,660 --> 01:32:08,660
You're not a killer. No, I'm not.

1937
01:32:08,660 --> 01:32:10,660
You're not a killer. No, I'm not.

1938
01:32:10,660 --> 01:32:24,660
Game Boy. Game Boy. Computer games. Game Boy. You're not a killer. No, I'm not. Computer games. Game Boy. Handheld gaming devices. Handheld gaming devices.

1939
01:32:24,660 --> 01:32:26,660
*phone rings*

1940
01:32:26,660 --> 01:32:31,840
Joint names on the side or inner thumb, outer thumb, inner index, etc.

1941
01:32:31,840 --> 01:32:33,400
And I can sort of spread.

1942
01:32:34,180 --> 01:32:35,700
That's what you call the abduction.

1943
01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:36,220
Right.

1944
01:32:39,500 --> 01:32:40,880
Okay, now what...

1945
01:32:40,880 --> 01:32:41,460
Right.

1946
01:32:44,720 --> 01:32:47,920
Okay, now what is the point in this particular histogram?

1947
01:32:48,060 --> 01:32:48,700
What's the point?

1948
01:32:50,260 --> 01:32:52,320
What's the point when it is right, man?

1949
01:32:52,380 --> 01:32:53,020
What the fuck?

1950
01:32:53,060 --> 01:32:53,600
Yeah, man.

1951
01:32:53,880 --> 01:32:55,300
Well, these are...

1952
01:32:55,300 --> 01:32:59,320
I've got a glove with a fucking wire coming out of it, man.

1953
01:33:00,100 --> 01:33:01,280
What the fuck?

1954
01:33:01,480 --> 01:33:02,520
It's not even a USB.

1955
01:33:02,680 --> 01:33:04,080
That probably went into a port.

1956
01:33:04,680 --> 01:33:08,220
Like, that you had to screw into the back of the fucking computer.

1957
01:33:10,660 --> 01:33:11,380
Where am I?

1958
01:33:11,440 --> 01:33:12,400
Sorry, I've gone off the screen.

1959
01:33:13,060 --> 01:33:13,540
Forgot that.

1960
01:33:13,680 --> 01:33:14,540
You can still hear me, though.

1961
01:33:14,560 --> 01:33:15,180
That's the main thing.

1962
01:33:15,620 --> 01:33:16,300
It was probably...

1963
01:33:16,300 --> 01:33:19,020
That probably went into a port on the back of the fucking computer.

1964
01:33:19,080 --> 01:33:19,660
You heard that.

1965
01:33:20,800 --> 01:33:21,760
Shafey, who gloved me?

1966
01:33:21,820 --> 01:33:22,520
Thank you very much.

1967
01:33:22,620 --> 01:33:23,620
Glove in the time of corona.

1968
01:33:23,720 --> 01:33:24,380
Thank you very much.

1969
01:33:24,380 --> 01:33:26,820
The actual values that the computer is seeing.

1970
01:33:26,920 --> 01:33:28,300
And from that, we're generating...

1971
01:33:28,300 --> 01:33:28,600
I love this bit.

1972
01:33:28,600 --> 01:33:34,260
It's like Freddy Krueger's glove, but without the fucking blades on it.

1973
01:33:38,560 --> 01:33:42,420
This graphic hand model that we're displaying here on the screen.

1974
01:33:42,940 --> 01:33:53,200
So the actual hand model that is drawn is dependent upon the graphics processing capability of the computer, although in any case, those are the values that the computer receives.

1975
01:33:53,620 --> 01:33:59,880
All right, Jim, I want to ask you next to show me what you can actually do now with a glove and how you can interact with the computer.

1976
01:34:00,120 --> 01:34:00,500
All right.

1977
01:34:00,680 --> 01:34:04,180
We're going to be using a silicon graphics workstation for graphics processing.

1978
01:34:04,720 --> 01:34:07,180
We have a standard PC that's doing gesture recognition.

1979
01:34:07,580 --> 01:34:09,020
We have a couple instrumentation units.

1980
01:34:09,020 --> 01:34:09,760
Okay, what else?

1981
01:34:10,000 --> 01:34:10,840
Cyber gloves that we're wearing.

1982
01:34:11,520 --> 01:34:13,960
And some instrumentation units for various...

1983
01:34:13,960 --> 01:34:13,960
Hey boy!

1984
01:34:13,960 --> 01:34:15,380
...electromagnetic...

1985
01:34:15,380 --> 01:34:17,280
Look at how complex that is.

1986
01:34:17,420 --> 01:34:18,720
Look at the whole fucking setup.

1987
01:34:20,120 --> 01:34:21,140
What are these things?

1988
01:34:21,240 --> 01:34:22,380
They're probably like...

1989
01:34:23,900 --> 01:34:28,900
Intermediary fucking hardware components that run between the glove and the computer.

1990
01:34:29,960 --> 01:34:32,140
I'm just going to bring the glove to work today, honey.

1991
01:34:32,580 --> 01:34:35,680
Do you have those two fucking boxes, you know, with all the wires coming out?

1992
01:34:36,380 --> 01:34:37,140
It's the portable...

1993
01:34:37,140 --> 01:34:40,480
Do you know the portable fucking digital glove that I bought the last day for $300?

1994
01:34:41,240 --> 01:34:41,500
Yeah.

1995
01:34:42,020 --> 01:34:45,740
Well, where are the two boxes that run in between that and the computer?

1996
01:34:45,840 --> 01:34:46,280
You don't know.

1997
01:34:46,340 --> 01:34:46,520
Okay.

1998
01:34:49,740 --> 01:34:50,340
...wearing.

1999
01:34:50,840 --> 01:34:55,500
And some instrumentation units for various electromagnetic position sensors.

2000
01:34:55,820 --> 01:34:56,140
Okay.

2001
01:34:56,420 --> 01:34:57,960
Now, the glove you have on...

2002
01:34:57,960 --> 01:34:59,100
Lovely...

2003
01:34:59,100 --> 01:35:02,140
Positioning there.

2004
01:35:02,340 --> 01:35:06,200
...various electromagnetic position sensors.

2005
01:35:07,040 --> 01:35:07,740
And look at that.

2006
01:35:08,460 --> 01:35:12,940
He's touching the thumb of the glove with the ring or index of the other hand.

2007
01:35:13,060 --> 01:35:16,460
The ungloved, unsheathed, naked left.

2008
01:35:18,760 --> 01:35:19,160
Okay.

2009
01:35:19,380 --> 01:35:22,740
Now, the glove you have on, I see you have a black switch and an LED.

2010
01:35:22,900 --> 01:35:23,460
What's that for?

2011
01:35:23,680 --> 01:35:26,980
Well, that actually enables the gesture recognition capability of the glove.

2012
01:35:27,100 --> 01:35:28,240
Okay, so your glove is...

2013
01:35:28,240 --> 01:35:29,660
Got a fucking LED on it.

2014
01:35:30,140 --> 01:35:32,340
It has a computer chip, a button.

2015
01:35:32,560 --> 01:35:35,420
It has a crap button that's been sellotaped on.

2016
01:35:35,900 --> 01:35:36,780
You know what that...

2017
01:35:36,780 --> 01:35:37,560
The black button is.

2018
01:35:37,600 --> 01:35:38,260
Maybe it is a button.

2019
01:35:38,680 --> 01:35:41,100
And then a light emitting diode, folks.

2020
01:35:41,180 --> 01:35:45,160
To make you aware that the glove is switched on and running.

2021
01:35:46,020 --> 01:35:46,480
Madness.

2022
01:35:46,540 --> 01:35:47,520
Look at that cuff.

2023
01:35:47,520 --> 01:35:47,540
Look at that cuff.

2024
01:35:47,540 --> 01:35:47,540
Look at that cuff.

2025
01:35:47,540 --> 01:35:47,540
Look at that cuff.

2026
01:35:47,540 --> 01:35:48,540
Look at that cuff.

2027
01:35:48,540 --> 01:35:55,640
Little did that shirt know it was going to be paired tonight with a sensual cyber... cyber glove.

2028
01:35:55,640 --> 01:35:57,140
Or cyber mitten.

2029
01:35:57,140 --> 01:36:00,100
Now, show us what you can do.

2030
01:36:00,100 --> 01:36:01,160
What do we see?

2031
01:36:01,160 --> 01:36:02,720
Jack, thank you very much.

2032
01:36:02,720 --> 01:36:05,000
Show us what you can do.

2033
01:36:05,000 --> 01:36:08,000
Let's see there what's going on with that glove there.

2034
01:36:08,000 --> 01:36:10,780
And Shafet's still got his glove on.

2035
01:36:10,780 --> 01:36:14,840
I wonder if Shafet's moving his glove.

2036
01:36:15,220 --> 01:36:21,080
Is that still registering on that monitor at the time, even though we're not caring anymore about his glove?

2037
01:36:21,800 --> 01:36:22,460
What's the screen here?

2038
01:36:22,460 --> 01:36:29,520
Well, this is our virtual workspace where you could use a head-mounted display to actually be immersed in the graphics.

2039
01:36:29,520 --> 01:36:31,720
But instead, we're just displaying it here on the flat-screen monitor.

2040
01:36:31,720 --> 01:36:32,780
What the fuck is that, man?

2041
01:36:32,780 --> 01:36:37,680
What I'm able to do, and rather than using a mouse, I'm able to just make a hand formation.

2042
01:36:37,680 --> 01:36:38,980
For example, the fist here.

2043
01:36:39,220 --> 01:36:43,280
And the screen will actually follow where I'm moving my hand.

2044
01:36:43,360 --> 01:36:43,720
Wow.

2045
01:36:43,980 --> 01:36:44,980
That's crazy.

2046
01:36:44,980 --> 01:36:48,480
And doing different hand formation like this, we're able to change the modality of the system.

2047
01:36:48,640 --> 01:36:49,420
For example...

2048
01:36:49,420 --> 01:36:51,620
This glove slaps, not going to lie.

2049
01:36:51,620 --> 01:36:52,620
Thank you very much.

2050
01:36:52,620 --> 01:36:56,620
I'm able to move this little green cursor.

2051
01:36:56,620 --> 01:36:57,620
I can move it in...

2052
01:36:57,620 --> 01:36:58,120
Uh-huh.

2053
01:36:58,120 --> 01:37:01,620
By making this hand formation, I'm able to move it just in the X-Y plane.

2054
01:37:01,620 --> 01:37:02,120
Yeah.

2055
01:37:02,120 --> 01:37:06,620
Moving, changing a different hand formation, I can move just in the Z dimension.

2056
01:37:06,620 --> 01:37:07,120
Right.

2057
01:37:07,120 --> 01:37:14,120
Or with a single finger, I'm able to move the green cursor and the cutting plane anywhere in three dimensions.

2058
01:37:14,120 --> 01:37:15,120
Single fingering.

2059
01:37:15,120 --> 01:37:20,120
Okay, now I take it this is actually a design tool of some sort, so you can manipulate that object and build something?

2060
01:37:20,120 --> 01:37:21,440
Right.

2061
01:37:21,440 --> 01:37:30,440
I can position the cursor inside the object and I can just by pinching my fingers together, it's a very natural movement, I'm able to actually grab onto the object.

2062
01:37:30,440 --> 01:37:31,440
Uh-huh.

2063
01:37:31,440 --> 01:37:35,440
After we've positioned it, I'm able to grab, for example, a face of the object.

2064
01:37:35,440 --> 01:37:36,440
And you can change the shape of it.

2065
01:37:36,440 --> 01:37:40,440
It's the kind of thing you would do with a mouse pull and drag only in three dimensions.

2066
01:37:40,440 --> 01:37:41,440
Right.

2067
01:37:41,440 --> 01:37:45,440
You're able to do tasks in three dimensions here, which is something you can't do with a mouse.

2068
01:37:45,440 --> 01:37:45,440
Right.

2069
01:37:45,440 --> 01:37:49,440
And you're kind of get a feel for graphic material by doing this.

2070
01:37:49,440 --> 01:37:50,440
Mm-hmm.

2071
01:37:50,440 --> 01:37:50,440
And again, I can change the view.

2072
01:37:50,440 --> 01:37:50,440
Mm-hmm.

2073
01:37:50,440 --> 01:37:58,440
And if I would like, let me just grab it with a three dimensional move.

2074
01:37:58,440 --> 01:38:01,440
I'm actually moving that edge off into the third dimension.

2075
01:38:01,440 --> 01:38:01,440
Wow.

2076
01:38:01,440 --> 01:38:03,440
This is very boring long.

2077
01:38:03,440 --> 01:38:08,440
This is a shot that has gone on uncut now for a minute at least.

2078
01:38:08,440 --> 01:38:13,440
And he's moving a fucking prism, a shard around a screen.

2079
01:38:13,440 --> 01:38:20,440
God knows how that would be of any use to you in any modern day job world.

2080
01:38:20,440 --> 01:38:24,440
Like, you know, there's no need for a glove like that that can do this.

2081
01:38:26,440 --> 01:38:32,440
This never took off, obviously, because we're not, this is a surprise to you and me that this thing even existed.

2082
01:38:33,440 --> 01:38:35,440
I really pushed that out.

2083
01:38:35,440 --> 01:38:37,440
And that's something you can't do with a two dimensional mouse.

2084
01:38:37,440 --> 01:38:39,440
I see you have a toolbox icon.

2085
01:38:40,440 --> 01:38:41,440
Ha ha ha!

2086
01:38:41,440 --> 01:38:42,440
Pop up toolbox.

2087
01:38:42,440 --> 01:38:43,440
Sorry about that.

2088
01:38:43,440 --> 01:38:46,440
I just need to get that toolbox song there.

2089
01:38:46,440 --> 01:38:47,440
Do you have it there, lads?

2090
01:38:48,440 --> 01:38:49,440
Oh, fuck.

2091
01:38:50,440 --> 01:38:54,440
I, I, I, if I'd have known he was going to say toolbox, then I would have had the pop up ready to go.

2092
01:38:57,440 --> 01:39:01,440
Uh, maybe I just have to go to fucking YouTube, is it?

2093
01:39:01,440 --> 01:39:03,440
And then go to fucking Francis Higgins.

2094
01:39:03,440 --> 01:39:05,440
And then go to playlists.

2095
01:39:05,440 --> 01:39:07,440
And then go to the video from the other day.

2096
01:39:08,440 --> 01:39:09,440
Video from the other day.

2097
01:39:09,440 --> 01:39:10,440
And then go next.

2098
01:39:11,440 --> 01:39:13,440
And then go to next.

2099
01:39:14,440 --> 01:39:16,440
Ah, fucking Squarespace.

2100
01:39:22,440 --> 01:39:23,440
And next again.

2101
01:39:23,440 --> 01:39:24,440
Ah, dee dee dee dee dee.

2102
01:39:24,440 --> 01:39:25,440
This is pop up your toolbox.

2103
01:39:25,440 --> 01:39:26,440
Like, bloody Bob.

2104
01:39:26,440 --> 01:39:33,560
This is pop up your toolbox.

2105
01:39:33,560 --> 01:40:03,540
This is pop up your toolbox.

2106
01:40:03,540 --> 01:40:12,540
This is pop up your toolbox.

2107
01:40:12,540 --> 01:40:20,220
remix there of a former Shafey stream we did by Pawdy Bob. It's out there. Go get it. Go and snap

2108
01:40:20,220 --> 01:40:25,280
it up. It's amazing stuff. I only thought of it there because Shafey just says toolbox here. Listen

2109
01:40:25,280 --> 01:40:32,860
to this. A toolbox icon there. What do you do with that? Well, it allows us to pick from a subset

2110
01:40:32,860 --> 01:40:40,580
of tools. For example, here is a pencil. And as we move the pencil around in space, we're able to

2111
01:40:40,580 --> 01:40:48,180
generate a three-dimensional space curve, which is something pencil in space all night and all day.

2112
01:40:48,180 --> 01:40:53,420
Very difficult to do with a 2D mouse. We can actually see the shadow of that line in space.

2113
01:40:53,420 --> 01:41:00,860
Let me rotate the room right. Yeah, right. You can see it from the side. Okay. What are the other tools

2114
01:41:00,860 --> 01:41:10,520
there? Well, the other, for example, we have a saw which will actually separate the object. We can take

2115
01:41:10,520 --> 01:41:18,120
it over and just position it inside the object. And now I've just cut the part in two.

2116
01:41:18,120 --> 01:41:25,720
Oh, and there's the plane through which you cut it. For example, yes. Where is this golden, Ike? So let me just pull the front piece.

2117
01:41:25,720 --> 01:41:25,720
We've seen it all ten minutes ago. There's no need to stretch it out. And you now have two pieces there. And we have two separate pieces. And you saw it in half and you can pull it apart. Right. All right. How do you actually start out making one of these figures with a, oh, I see. Yeah, with a primitive shape. Right. We're able to open the primitive

2118
01:41:25,720 --> 01:41:33,320
Oh, OJ Shafi, thank you very much. And actually grab one of the primitive shapes.

2119
01:41:33,320 --> 01:41:40,920
I hope you're enjoying this. For example, this is just a box. It's getting tough.

2120
01:41:40,920 --> 01:41:42,980
OJ Shafi, thank you very much.

2121
01:41:42,980 --> 01:41:45,360
I hope you're enjoying this.

2122
01:41:45,360 --> 01:41:46,220
This is just a box.

2123
01:41:46,940 --> 01:41:49,960
We also have cylinders and pyramids.

2124
01:41:50,520 --> 01:41:53,320
And then these are just the same as the other object that we started with.

2125
01:41:53,400 --> 01:41:58,180
You can start by just extending it, shrinking it, grabbing on a face or an edge.

2126
01:41:58,420 --> 01:42:01,860
All right, Jim, you're using the glove now for gesture recognition, basically.

2127
01:42:02,040 --> 01:42:03,040
I mean, what's the next step?

2128
01:42:03,100 --> 01:42:05,820
When can I actually go pick the piece up and get feedback on it?

2129
01:42:06,200 --> 01:42:08,660
Well, yeah, we're just using gesture recognition.

2130
01:42:08,960 --> 01:42:14,800
I don't know if you heard that in the background.

2131
01:42:15,400 --> 01:42:18,540
Jim, you're using the glove now for gesture recognition, basically.

2132
01:42:18,720 --> 01:42:19,720
I mean, what's the next step?

2133
01:42:19,780 --> 01:42:22,520
When can I actually go pick the piece up and get feedback on it?

2134
01:42:22,900 --> 01:42:27,840
Well, yeah, we're just using gesture recognition right now to interact with the objects.

2135
01:42:27,940 --> 01:42:34,760
But I think the real advantage of gloves is going to come when we're able to incorporate the hand model that we saw earlier

2136
01:42:34,760 --> 01:42:40,980
and actually put it in inside of an environment like this, grab on an object, twirl it between your fingertips,

2137
01:42:41,520 --> 01:42:45,720
be able to have two gloves, bend an object, test the compliance of the object.

2138
01:42:46,120 --> 01:42:47,320
Okay, thanks very much, Jim.

2139
01:42:47,400 --> 01:42:48,340
That was an edit.

2140
01:42:48,480 --> 01:42:53,420
Look at the edit because when he was talking to James Kramer there, he was full on.

2141
01:42:53,420 --> 01:42:53,780
Oh, geez.

2142
01:42:53,860 --> 01:42:55,580
There's a bit of a fucking...

2143
01:42:55,580 --> 01:42:58,240
Tonight at nine.

2144
01:42:59,060 --> 01:42:59,640
And...

2145
01:42:59,640 --> 01:43:00,900
But look here.

2146
01:43:01,000 --> 01:43:01,660
Look at the cut.

2147
01:43:06,040 --> 01:43:06,920
Look at the cut.

2148
01:43:07,000 --> 01:43:08,840
Look at the poker face on Shafé.

2149
01:43:09,460 --> 01:43:10,840
And then frame.

2150
01:43:11,020 --> 01:43:12,100
This is a frame cut.

2151
01:43:13,460 --> 01:43:14,240
Different time.

2152
01:43:15,060 --> 01:43:16,160
Completely different time.

2153
01:43:16,260 --> 01:43:16,380
Look.

2154
01:43:19,140 --> 01:43:23,900
I'd say James Kramer went on for another ten minutes about the fucking intricacies of that glove there.

2155
01:43:24,440 --> 01:43:26,380
And they just had to throw it in the dustbin.

2156
01:43:26,960 --> 01:43:29,540
Because it was absolute nonsense.

2157
01:43:32,240 --> 01:43:32,680
Okay.

2158
01:43:33,020 --> 01:43:36,460
Be able to have two gloves, bend an object, test the compliance.

2159
01:43:36,460 --> 01:43:43,180
He was going off literally on a fucking tangent about what happens when you get two gloves into the mix.

2160
01:43:43,380 --> 01:43:44,620
You know, fucking hell, man.

2161
01:43:44,860 --> 01:43:46,560
You've just seen me using one glove.

2162
01:43:46,640 --> 01:43:47,820
What about when there's two gloves?

2163
01:43:47,940 --> 01:43:48,540
Imagine that.

2164
01:43:50,240 --> 01:43:51,700
Mean Street Posse in the chat.

2165
01:43:51,760 --> 01:43:52,080
How are you?

2166
01:43:52,180 --> 01:43:53,360
You say, is this live?

2167
01:43:53,960 --> 01:43:55,320
Or am I tripping balls?

2168
01:43:55,800 --> 01:43:57,760
Well, I have to tell you, this is not live.

2169
01:43:58,500 --> 01:44:00,860
This was pre-recorded tomorrow.

2170
01:44:01,500 --> 01:44:04,000
But I'm playing it back today just for you.

2171
01:44:04,180 --> 01:44:06,280
So I can read out the comment at the time.

2172
01:44:06,720 --> 01:44:11,240
But I don't know that the comment's been read because I was doing this the day afterwards.

2173
01:44:13,120 --> 01:44:14,020
So the object.

2174
01:44:14,480 --> 01:44:14,680
Okay.

2175
01:44:14,780 --> 01:44:15,620
Thanks very much, Jim.

2176
01:44:15,680 --> 01:44:17,200
That's our look at virtual reality.

2177
01:44:17,380 --> 01:44:20,160
Stay tuned now for this week's computer news on random.

2178
01:44:20,340 --> 01:44:22,600
Lovely tonality shift again.

2179
01:44:22,600 --> 01:44:30,600
It's tonality chefé here where he goes from lighthearted happiness to serious in a fucking blink of an instant heartbeat.

2180
01:44:31,280 --> 01:44:33,020
That's our look at virtual reality.

2181
01:44:33,180 --> 01:44:35,200
Stay tuned now for this week's computer news.

2182
01:44:35,720 --> 01:44:37,020
On random access.

2183
01:44:37,680 --> 01:44:39,340
A little smile at the end, maybe.

2184
01:44:41,260 --> 01:44:42,620
A little smile at the end of that.

2185
01:44:43,580 --> 01:44:47,760
He's going to hold the pause so the graphic can be loaded into the computer screen.

2186
01:44:48,160 --> 01:44:49,100
Very nice.

2187
01:44:49,760 --> 01:44:51,640
This is a new fucking scenario now.

2188
01:44:51,640 --> 01:44:52,000
Oh, look.

2189
01:44:52,060 --> 01:45:04,900
It's the same background as our screensaver or fucking desktop background, which I had specially put on the backdrop for the show tonight.

2190
01:45:05,300 --> 01:45:08,260
It's a pure computer chronicalized loving.

2191
01:45:08,260 --> 01:45:10,760
And what I'm really interested in here is this one.

2192
01:45:10,900 --> 01:45:11,940
We freeze that frame.

2193
01:45:12,680 --> 01:45:13,760
Look at that for a frame.

2194
01:45:14,460 --> 01:45:18,260
It's just, it's everything you want and more from computer chronicles.

2195
01:45:18,260 --> 01:45:24,320
A new type of computer chronicle watching event has taken place right now.

2196
01:45:24,320 --> 01:45:34,420
And I am not insane, but I am incensed with how far we're going into the computer chronicle world here.

2197
01:45:35,120 --> 01:45:37,320
This is a frame by frame.

2198
01:45:37,400 --> 01:45:38,740
We're taking it frame by frame.

2199
01:45:38,740 --> 01:45:40,280
Just to admire the graphics.

2200
01:45:40,540 --> 01:45:43,600
I've never done this before, but we've just found it out right now.

2201
01:45:43,660 --> 01:45:45,460
This is something we should be doing all the time.

2202
01:45:46,180 --> 01:45:53,100
Because I love to go frame by frame on Shafae-isms and Shafae's face and guests' faces.

2203
01:45:53,840 --> 01:46:00,480
But what we don't really take into account or appreciate enough are these amazing graphics here.

2204
01:46:02,240 --> 01:46:04,120
Probably took fucking weeks to do this.

2205
01:46:04,580 --> 01:46:07,480
Probably cost hundreds if not thousands of dollars to do this.

2206
01:46:07,680 --> 01:46:08,360
To employ someone.

2207
01:46:08,780 --> 01:46:10,180
And next, dot dot dot.

2208
01:46:11,720 --> 01:46:13,420
News, dot dot dot.

2209
01:46:14,100 --> 01:46:15,840
News, dot dot dot.

2210
01:46:15,840 --> 01:46:18,020
News, dot dot dot.

2211
01:46:18,700 --> 01:46:20,820
And there was no need for any of those extra.

2212
01:46:20,900 --> 01:46:22,100
It was all superfluous.

2213
01:46:22,200 --> 01:46:25,280
The dots and the extra news is computer chronicles.

2214
01:46:25,740 --> 01:46:26,700
Logo at the left.

2215
01:46:27,160 --> 01:46:27,960
Comes in from nowhere.

2216
01:46:27,960 --> 01:46:29,940
And then a random access.

2217
01:46:30,960 --> 01:46:33,260
Just on the computer screen there.

2218
01:46:33,360 --> 01:46:34,860
And a lovely bit of shadow.

2219
01:46:35,020 --> 01:46:37,580
Drop shadow on those graphics.

2220
01:46:38,420 --> 01:46:40,940
And a lovely bit of, what would you call that there?

2221
01:46:41,000 --> 01:46:44,840
Any graphic designers in the house there watching the fucking stream tonight?

2222
01:46:44,960 --> 01:46:45,500
What's that?

2223
01:46:45,560 --> 01:46:46,880
Is that like a little mirror, is it?

2224
01:46:47,200 --> 01:46:47,920
Or what's the story?

2225
01:46:48,100 --> 01:46:48,540
I don't know.

2226
01:46:53,280 --> 01:46:54,380
Ray tracing, is it?

2227
01:46:55,920 --> 01:46:56,680
Reflection, is it?

2228
01:46:57,440 --> 01:46:59,400
Doing a bit of reflection on Photoshop.

2229
01:47:01,400 --> 01:47:02,080
Wall art.

2230
01:47:02,240 --> 01:47:02,680
Ghost.

2231
01:47:02,860 --> 01:47:03,580
Mirror shadow.

2232
01:47:06,100 --> 01:47:07,900
Real-time Game Boy.

2233
01:47:11,980 --> 01:47:13,900
They did need to show us that again.

2234
01:47:14,000 --> 01:47:16,600
We've already seen it on the computer screen, sure.

2235
01:47:17,000 --> 01:47:18,720
And now they've got a fucking shimmer.

2236
01:47:19,220 --> 01:47:21,420
Look at the lovely shimmer on these graphics here.

2237
01:47:27,840 --> 01:47:28,940
Cool stuff, man.

2238
01:47:28,980 --> 01:47:30,800
The Americans fucking thought of everything.

2239
01:47:34,500 --> 01:47:37,740
In the random access file this week, this is a special...

2240
01:47:37,740 --> 01:47:40,300
Janelle Stelsen's after you.

2241
01:47:40,740 --> 01:47:42,580
...edition with a focus on software.

2242
01:47:42,860 --> 01:47:47,380
Here are last week's best-selling software titles for the PC according to PC Connection.

2243
01:47:47,820 --> 01:47:51,540
Stacker 2.0 is number one, followed by the MS-DOS upgrade,

2244
01:47:51,680 --> 01:47:55,920
EMM 386 6.0 approach and After Dark for Windows.

2245
01:47:56,560 --> 01:47:58,320
What's After Dark for Windows?

2246
01:48:00,320 --> 01:48:01,620
See what that is there.

2247
01:48:01,720 --> 01:48:02,780
Another tab.

2248
01:48:03,080 --> 01:48:04,460
Open a link in a new tab.

2249
01:48:04,460 --> 01:48:06,140
After Dark for Windows.

2250
01:48:09,700 --> 01:48:10,260
After...

2251
01:48:10,260 --> 01:48:12,820
Dark...

2252
01:48:12,820 --> 01:48:14,260
Windows...

2253
01:48:14,260 --> 01:48:22,120
I knew what the fu- I knew it!

2254
01:48:22,640 --> 01:48:25,060
This is what's something- I told you this ages ago.

2255
01:48:25,140 --> 01:48:25,680
Do you remember this?

2256
01:48:26,740 --> 01:48:27,180
I...

2257
01:48:27,180 --> 01:48:28,540
When I was in school...

2258
01:48:28,540 --> 01:48:31,340
I thought that rang a fucking bell.

2259
01:48:31,540 --> 01:48:33,660
When I was in school, there was a lad who was like,

2260
01:48:33,780 --> 01:48:35,840
Oh man, I have these class fucking screensavers.

2261
01:48:36,000 --> 01:48:36,780
It's fucking savage.

2262
01:48:37,160 --> 01:48:38,160
I'll bring it in tomorrow.

2263
01:48:38,540 --> 01:48:40,040
And he brought it in on a fucking...

2264
01:48:40,040 --> 01:48:41,880
Either a floppy or a CD.

2265
01:48:42,680 --> 01:48:44,180
And I put it home anyway.

2266
01:48:44,300 --> 01:48:45,280
I put it on the computer.

2267
01:48:45,700 --> 01:48:47,100
And it's just like...

2268
01:48:47,100 --> 01:48:48,940
Screen savers that were a bit cheeky.

2269
01:48:49,320 --> 01:48:51,180
And some of them were a bit weird as well.

2270
01:48:51,820 --> 01:48:53,100
Hey, this is fucked up.

2271
01:48:53,360 --> 01:48:55,700
Let's just have a look at this now and see what this is.

2272
01:48:56,060 --> 01:48:57,240
I want to show you what I...

2273
01:48:57,240 --> 01:48:59,460
And you'll experience what I experienced.

2274
01:49:02,000 --> 01:49:04,260
And just to show how out of touch that was.

2275
01:49:04,320 --> 01:49:06,900
This is like 10 years before I got shown it.

2276
01:49:07,000 --> 01:49:09,800
Or 10 or 12 years before I got shown it in school.

2277
01:49:09,920 --> 01:49:10,460
I'm not...

2278
01:49:10,460 --> 01:49:12,680
Let's see this.

2279
01:49:13,280 --> 01:49:14,020
Turn that...

2280
01:49:14,020 --> 01:49:15,940
Forget about that fucking Premier League is back.

2281
01:49:16,020 --> 01:49:16,840
It's not what I want to show you.

2282
01:49:16,860 --> 01:49:17,640
It's not why we're here.

2283
01:49:21,540 --> 01:49:23,840
This is gonna be a real...

2284
01:49:23,840 --> 01:49:25,380
Waltz out memory.

2285
01:49:25,480 --> 01:49:29,720
This is the whole reason I started doing the Windows 98 streams.

2286
01:49:29,720 --> 01:49:34,160
Because if you remember, I got 98 on a fucking virtual box.

2287
01:49:34,240 --> 01:49:36,280
I was loading it up to play some old software.

2288
01:49:36,860 --> 01:49:38,440
And I was saying to you on one stream,

2289
01:49:38,620 --> 01:49:40,460
I remember I got a fucking game.

2290
01:49:40,820 --> 01:49:42,900
Or a CD full of screen savers.

2291
01:49:44,520 --> 01:49:45,980
And some of the screen savers...

2292
01:49:45,980 --> 01:49:46,820
Wait until you see them.

2293
01:49:47,540 --> 01:49:48,580
They were rude like...

2294
01:49:48,580 --> 01:49:50,200
You know, you wouldn't want your parents seeing them.

2295
01:49:51,120 --> 01:49:52,820
This is someone reviewing it now.

2296
01:49:53,200 --> 01:49:54,340
This is someone reviewing it.

2297
01:49:54,420 --> 01:49:54,840
This is...

2298
01:49:54,840 --> 01:49:55,960
I've watched this channel before.

2299
01:49:56,020 --> 01:49:56,380
It's good.

2300
01:49:56,560 --> 01:49:56,980
It's good.

2301
01:49:57,500 --> 01:49:58,300
After dark.

2302
01:49:58,300 --> 01:49:59,160
All screen savers.

2303
01:49:59,280 --> 01:49:59,700
Here we go.

2304
01:49:59,700 --> 01:50:01,920
Here we go.

2305
01:50:03,740 --> 01:50:06,160
I was running this on a Windows 98 PC.

2306
01:50:06,300 --> 01:50:08,660
But it seems as though it was an MS-DOS fucking application.

2307
01:50:11,260 --> 01:50:12,120
Where's the volume?

2308
01:50:12,260 --> 01:50:13,460
Is there any fucking noise on it?

2309
01:50:14,180 --> 01:50:16,320
There was no noise on the screen savers anyway.

2310
01:50:16,400 --> 01:50:17,420
Apart from some of them.

2311
01:50:18,420 --> 01:50:20,560
But I put it on the computer anyway.

2312
01:50:20,560 --> 01:50:22,560
And I remember saying...

2313
01:50:22,560 --> 01:50:25,020
Like if my dad was going around...

2314
01:50:25,020 --> 01:50:26,200
He was going, what's that you're doing?

2315
01:50:26,260 --> 01:50:28,900
And I go, oh, I just got this screen savers off some lad at school.

2316
01:50:28,980 --> 01:50:31,400
And he looked at what I was putting on the computer.

2317
01:50:32,180 --> 01:50:33,480
And I showed some of the screen savers.

2318
01:50:33,560 --> 01:50:35,280
And one of the screen savers was like...

2319
01:50:35,280 --> 01:50:36,520
It tells you the time.

2320
01:50:37,020 --> 01:50:45,060
But there was an animation of like a monkey or a gorilla that had been put up to like a fucking...

2321
01:50:45,060 --> 01:50:49,540
It was chained up like Solid Snake in the interrogation room in Metal Gear Solid, right?

2322
01:50:50,460 --> 01:50:56,780
And every few minutes there was someone like cranking a thing and it electrocuted the monkey.

2323
01:50:57,240 --> 01:50:58,280
And it would just go...

2324
01:50:58,280 --> 01:51:03,960
And anyway, I thought...

2325
01:51:03,960 --> 01:51:05,640
I didn't think that was funny or anything.

2326
01:51:05,760 --> 01:51:07,600
I just thought, oh, these are cool new screen savers.

2327
01:51:07,740 --> 01:51:10,580
And then my dad saw the monkey one and my dad said...

2328
01:51:10,580 --> 01:51:12,060
That's not nice.

2329
01:51:14,620 --> 01:51:15,700
And he walked away.

2330
01:51:16,760 --> 01:51:19,260
He saw a monkey getting electrocuted in animation.

2331
01:51:20,040 --> 01:51:22,240
And he said, that's not nice and walked away.

2332
01:51:24,440 --> 01:51:28,040
And then I uninstalled it then because I didn't want to upset him.

2333
01:51:28,040 --> 01:51:31,700
I hope they fucking show it, man.

2334
01:51:31,760 --> 01:51:33,920
It says it's going to fucking show you all the screen savers.

2335
01:51:34,020 --> 01:51:34,440
Let's see.

2336
01:51:40,660 --> 01:51:41,580
Don't remember that.

2337
01:51:41,660 --> 01:51:42,320
That looks rubbish.

2338
01:51:45,020 --> 01:51:45,700
Baby's bottle.

2339
01:51:46,820 --> 01:51:47,080
Oh, yeah.

2340
01:51:47,140 --> 01:51:47,900
They had little...

2341
01:51:47,900 --> 01:51:49,160
Did you hear the music then?

2342
01:51:49,160 --> 01:51:49,940
Not music.

2343
01:51:51,200 --> 01:51:54,500
Little really heavily compressed bit crushed music.

2344
01:51:54,500 --> 01:52:00,160
Rubbish stuff altogether.

2345
01:52:01,160 --> 01:52:02,020
Look, they do...

2346
01:52:02,020 --> 01:52:03,160
It'd be this kind of stuff, look.

2347
01:52:05,020 --> 01:52:06,120
I mean...

2348
01:52:06,120 --> 01:52:07,620
It was...

2349
01:52:07,620 --> 01:52:08,360
It wasn't my...

2350
01:52:08,360 --> 01:52:10,240
It was the family PC.

2351
01:52:10,540 --> 01:52:13,160
So, you know, he had every right to be annoyed at that.

2352
01:52:13,700 --> 01:52:18,360
And he just didn't want me fucking up the PC and installing loads of stupid applications on it.

2353
01:52:18,360 --> 01:52:22,360
But I was mad to just install any old shite on it, like...

2354
01:52:22,940 --> 01:52:29,980
Lots of fart gags.

2355
01:52:30,120 --> 01:52:31,520
Lots of stupid shit like that.

2356
01:52:41,340 --> 01:52:44,840
Sorry, I'm just turning it down because it's fucking rubbish.

2357
01:53:01,160 --> 01:53:03,280
Something bad happened to this cat now, I bet.

2358
01:53:03,520 --> 01:53:05,360
Something fucking terrible happened to it.

2359
01:53:09,340 --> 01:53:13,500
I mean, I remember a theme of the whole fucking thing was animals getting hurt.

2360
01:53:30,280 --> 01:53:31,480
What the fuck was that?

2361
01:53:31,480 --> 01:53:41,480
Ladybugs.

2362
01:53:42,860 --> 01:53:43,440
Rubbish like.

2363
01:53:43,520 --> 01:53:44,340
Just, oh yeah, look.

2364
01:53:44,400 --> 01:53:45,160
That screensaver.

2365
01:53:45,720 --> 01:53:49,440
Ladybirds will crawl on your screen when you leave the cursor alone for a bit.

2366
01:53:50,560 --> 01:53:51,600
Just zoom on here.

2367
01:53:51,920 --> 01:53:53,480
I wonder if we can get to the...

2368
01:53:55,480 --> 01:53:58,780
Let's see if we can get to the...

2369
01:53:58,780 --> 01:53:59,900
The chimp.

2370
01:54:01,580 --> 01:54:04,060
It's kind of a Donkey Kong scenario, is it?

2371
01:54:08,920 --> 01:54:10,260
A guy trying to jump over.

2372
01:54:10,520 --> 01:54:12,960
Thank you very much there, Tobes, for the tip.

2373
01:54:13,040 --> 01:54:13,920
Sorry, I missed you there.

2374
01:54:14,340 --> 01:54:15,220
Jumbo Breakfast.

2375
01:54:15,560 --> 01:54:16,480
Mean Street Posse.

2376
01:54:16,600 --> 01:54:17,400
Thank you very much.

2377
01:54:17,800 --> 01:54:19,500
Take My Breath Shafee.

2378
01:54:19,620 --> 01:54:20,460
Thank you very much.

2379
01:54:20,900 --> 01:54:22,980
And Kramer's Dirty Glove.

2380
01:54:23,480 --> 01:54:25,340
I'm thanking you very much, lads, for the tip.

2381
01:54:25,740 --> 01:54:26,220
Sorry there.

2382
01:54:26,280 --> 01:54:27,820
It's gone off on a bit of a weird one here.

2383
01:54:27,960 --> 01:54:29,540
I've got a couple of things I want to see.

2384
01:54:29,600 --> 01:54:31,920
We might even see another offshoot of a show.

2385
01:54:33,200 --> 01:54:37,300
This is the Windows version of the screensaver, says Tobes.

2386
01:54:37,340 --> 01:54:40,480
Let's see if we can open that up on a fucking different...

2387
01:54:41,180 --> 01:54:43,060
See, I've got it on a different screen, you see.

2388
01:54:43,120 --> 01:54:44,520
So it's opening on a different browser.

2389
01:54:45,980 --> 01:54:47,960
Which is not great for me at the moment.

2390
01:54:47,960 --> 01:54:49,100
Let me see this now.

2391
01:54:52,280 --> 01:54:57,600
After Dark Screensaver Totally Twisted is the name of the one.

2392
01:55:01,400 --> 01:55:04,820
After Dark Screensaver Totally Twisted.

2393
01:55:06,440 --> 01:55:07,760
Open that there.

2394
01:55:09,240 --> 01:55:09,600
Oh yeah.

2395
01:55:11,000 --> 01:55:12,100
Sorry about this, guys.

2396
01:55:12,180 --> 01:55:12,740
Sorry about this.

2397
01:55:14,020 --> 01:55:20,680
After dark screen saver totally twisted

2398
01:55:30,480 --> 01:55:35,080
Fucking hell sorry about that. It's absolute rubbish absolute absolute

2399
01:55:38,240 --> 01:55:42,540
These fucking adverts these we should do a whole stream on these stupid adverts

2400
01:55:42,540 --> 01:55:50,320
Totally twisted maybe that was it it wasn't called after dark was called I

2401
01:55:50,860 --> 01:55:54,860
Remember him now saying yeah, I have these screensavers man called totally twisted

2402
01:55:55,100 --> 01:55:58,160
Because I was going on about how we had a new PC in the house

2403
01:55:58,160 --> 01:56:03,800
Oh man, if you seen totally twist I'll bring it in tomorrow. It's like oh, yeah, do do do fucking hell

2404
01:56:03,800 --> 01:56:05,800
*Ballon sound*

2405
01:56:16,860 --> 01:56:22,880
Yeah, a lot of this is the kind of stuff it was yeah, I remember look

2406
01:56:25,040 --> 01:56:30,580
Just like animals and blood blood and guts and shit

2407
01:56:30,580 --> 01:56:32,580
*Ballon sound*

2408
01:56:49,060 --> 01:56:55,020
Yeah, and this wasn't the one my father didn't see this one maybe he did but it was the monkey one that turned him I

2409
01:56:55,580 --> 01:57:00,300
I mean, I think he's seen a few of these and I was going oh look these are these are hilarious, right?

2410
01:57:00,300 --> 01:57:05,620
And then I was look doing that thing where do you know you look at people's faces reactions to see if they're laughing at it and

2411
01:57:06,460 --> 01:57:11,620
To be honest now, I didn't find any of this funny either. I thought it was fucking rubbish, but I was so impressed at

2412
01:57:12,080 --> 01:57:17,700
Technology that you could put in a disc and then make some screensavers happen. I was really impressed at that like you know

2413
01:57:18,320 --> 01:57:24,820
Hello, Patsy Shafey thank you very much and Tobes. Thank you very much Tobes for giving us this link

2414
01:57:29,120 --> 01:57:39,160
This was back in the day when I thought that websites like going on to f1.com and seeing the fucking standings of the the formula one for that

2415
01:57:39,860 --> 01:57:46,080
Weekend worm that was amazing technology and it would take ages to load up because it was a fucking modem with them

2416
01:57:46,080 --> 01:58:02,000
You couldn't use the phone

2417
01:58:02,800 --> 01:58:11,520
JPEGs were loaded like fucking bit by bit by bit and now we have all of this all of this coming out of a tube really fasted us if we wanted

2418
01:58:11,520 --> 01:58:13,520
I had an aol disc

2419
01:58:13,520 --> 01:58:17,520
I had an aol disc

2420
01:58:17,520 --> 01:58:23,280
Ocean free dot a ocean free dot ie was the internet service provider at the time

2421
01:58:24,800 --> 01:58:26,800
Now this is another one called chameleon

2422
01:58:30,100 --> 01:58:34,220
Hilarious stuff and it's a lot lots of farts lots of fart sounds

2423
01:58:39,600 --> 01:58:41,600
Thanks and

2424
01:58:41,600 --> 01:58:50,720
Tobs thanks tobs in the chat there of telling us that six minutes 30 is the correct time to find the monkeys although I feel as though it is

2425
01:58:51,920 --> 01:58:56,600
You know important that we see a run-up towards the monkey because I

2426
01:58:56,600 --> 01:59:01,540
I can't remember clearly clearly what happened that day, but we did see a few shit

2427
01:59:02,100 --> 01:59:05,480
Screensavers before the monkey got fucking done in

2428
01:59:06,480 --> 01:59:18,400
Religious right interactive tactics manual special special edition excuses Bible to help justify paradoxical beliefs test the blindness of your friends beliefs with conviction quiz

2429
01:59:18,480 --> 01:59:20,480
Right is that is that

2430
01:59:20,480 --> 01:59:22,480
You tell us

2431
01:59:22,480 --> 01:59:24,480
You tell us a little bit sorry

2432
01:59:24,480 --> 01:59:26,480
You tell us a little bit sorry

2433
01:59:26,480 --> 01:59:34,480
Sorry fucking hell this is satire actually I was too young to really or maybe I wasn't too young because I

2434
01:59:34,480 --> 01:59:40,480
I don't think I would have found it funny even then if I got it really really last chance to see instinct animals aren't really gone

2435
01:59:40,480 --> 01:59:48,480
They're just dead animals one thought extinct you can live for the foot so it's not great

2436
01:59:48,480 --> 01:59:50,480
It's not great

2437
01:59:50,480 --> 01:59:58,480
Right we'll just keep on fucking skipping that one I

2438
01:59:59,480 --> 02:00:05,480
Didn't get that at the time. I don't get it now. It's not even funny this I remember this is seared into the memory

2439
02:00:05,480 --> 02:00:09,480
It's man on a toilet reading a paper and this cows on a toilet reading a paper as well

2440
02:00:15,480 --> 02:00:24,480
I'm really intrigued now to see if that because I remember the one that was billed to me by as the kid in school was going all the I'll give you this CD it's great

2441
02:00:24,480 --> 02:00:26,480
It's called totally twisted after dark

2442
02:00:27,480 --> 02:00:29,480
There's a screen saver on it. He said

2443
02:00:30,480 --> 02:00:35,480
That's a lot more just going over cats in a fucking backyard its class

2444
02:00:36,480 --> 02:00:39,480
But I saw it anyway and it wasn't great

2445
02:00:45,480 --> 02:00:47,480
This is not it by the way I don't know what this rubbish

2446
02:00:48,480 --> 02:00:50,480
He knew that was rubbish he got out of there very quickly

2447
02:00:51,480 --> 02:00:52,480
Message mayhem next

2448
02:00:53,480 --> 02:00:54,480
Thanks for the tip

2449
02:00:55,480 --> 02:00:56,480
Grey Fox thank you very much and Windows

2450
02:00:57,480 --> 02:00:59,480
98 3D maze thank you very much

2451
02:01:00,480 --> 02:01:04,480
Yeah, it was the blood the blood the gore and the guts that kind of

2452
02:01:06,480 --> 02:01:08,480
Had the parents concerned at the time you know

2453
02:01:16,480 --> 02:01:17,480
Thanks for the tip

2454
02:01:19,480 --> 02:01:21,480
Holy smokey holy smokey moly

2455
02:01:24,480 --> 02:01:29,480
Gameboy gameboy gameboy gameboy gameboy gameboy

2456
02:01:29,480 --> 02:01:46,620
Game Boy. Game Boy. Game Boy. Game Boy. Game Boy. Game Boy. Game Boy. Game Boy. Game Boy. Game Boy. Game Boy. I went off the wrong screen.

2457
02:01:47,420 --> 02:01:55,880
Yo, friends, it's up. It's your boy Scope Talk. I run a gaming clip channel which deals primarily montages of epic gameplay clutch kills team-wide.

2458
02:01:55,880 --> 02:02:04,620
Sorry, I wasn't meant to play that one. I want to say a big, big thank you to 2 million block pyramid, an absolute fucking speed demon.

2459
02:02:11,200 --> 02:02:20,480
Thank you very much for that. Fucking madman. There's a madman out there watching this stream called 2 million block pyramid.

2460
02:02:24,480 --> 02:02:35,020
I don't know what to say. Thank you very much. I don't know what this is about this totally twisted after dark stuff, but it seems to resonate with people.

2461
02:02:35,820 --> 02:02:39,600
Thank you very, very much. I appreciate that.

2462
02:02:39,600 --> 02:02:42,880
You say simply, cheers, Buck. Well, that's amazing stuff.

2463
02:02:43,720 --> 02:02:49,200
This is a one screensaver called Mike's Life. This guy is meant to be called Mike or something.

2464
02:02:50,360 --> 02:02:56,580
And Gray Fox says, I remember looking up cheat codes for GTA on Ask Jeaves when I was young.

2465
02:02:57,260 --> 02:03:00,340
Wonder what poor old Jeaves is at these days.

2466
02:03:00,960 --> 02:03:03,020
Did he get the pup? We don't know.

2467
02:03:03,840 --> 02:03:06,560
We can only hope that he's living a good life nowadays.

2468
02:03:06,560 --> 02:03:09,820
And this guy, Mike's Life, I don't know what this is about. It's rubbish.

2469
02:03:10,000 --> 02:03:16,780
And he X'd out of that. Your man whose job it is to show us the fucking screensaver, X'd out of it.

2470
02:03:17,480 --> 02:03:18,860
That's Mike, and he's at home.

2471
02:03:19,340 --> 02:03:21,680
And he's got a little easter egg there.

2472
02:03:21,960 --> 02:03:26,240
He's got the fucking totally dark after hours fucking screensaver on as well.

2473
02:03:26,920 --> 02:03:27,860
Mime hunt now.

2474
02:03:29,240 --> 02:03:31,320
Now, I remember this. I think I remember this.

2475
02:03:31,420 --> 02:03:35,500
A guy comes out and fucking blows off the mime's head with a gun.

2476
02:03:36,200 --> 02:03:40,620
Either I'm thinking of a cartoon from 1996 called Robin,

2477
02:03:41,120 --> 02:03:48,920
which coincidentally was the same animation used for a paranoid Android video by fucking Radiohead.

2478
02:03:50,400 --> 02:03:54,100
Where there was a cartoon, an episode where a mime gets his head blown off.

2479
02:03:54,320 --> 02:03:57,140
Or something bad happens to this mime artist. I'm not sure.

2480
02:03:57,840 --> 02:04:00,180
100k subs, thank you very much.

2481
02:04:00,340 --> 02:04:03,680
And Greg, thank you very much for the tip there as well.

2482
02:04:11,080 --> 02:04:11,560
Alright.

2483
02:04:12,720 --> 02:04:17,600
The game is that you use your mouse cursor to shoot the mime dead.

2484
02:04:18,880 --> 02:04:19,360
Rubbish.

2485
02:04:20,160 --> 02:04:22,080
Moen Boris now is another one.

2486
02:04:22,080 --> 02:04:25,080
I remember all these when I see them.

2487
02:04:25,160 --> 02:04:28,000
I don't remember them when I read the fucking names of them.

2488
02:04:29,020 --> 02:04:29,840
Mowing Boris.

2489
02:04:30,600 --> 02:04:31,380
And here we are.

2490
02:04:31,480 --> 02:04:31,940
This is it.

2491
02:04:32,140 --> 02:04:32,420
Mowing.

2492
02:04:32,600 --> 02:04:34,580
This is the lawnmower cat scenario.

2493
02:04:35,820 --> 02:04:39,500
This is one which probably would have been seen before the chimp gets electrocuted.

2494
02:04:40,220 --> 02:04:41,440
Let's have a little look at this.

2495
02:04:42,380 --> 02:04:43,940
Grim, weird stuff.

2496
02:04:44,200 --> 02:04:45,780
And maybe looking back at it now,

2497
02:04:46,000 --> 02:04:48,060
a child shouldn't have had access to this.

2498
02:04:48,600 --> 02:04:50,260
But I was...

2499
02:04:50,260 --> 02:04:51,940
Teenage was I...

2500
02:04:51,940 --> 02:04:52,660
Maybe.

2501
02:04:53,000 --> 02:04:53,420
Maybe.

2502
02:04:53,560 --> 02:04:55,160
I'm still a child though.

2503
02:05:02,440 --> 02:05:05,060
Bit of a trigger warning here, guys.

2504
02:05:05,220 --> 02:05:06,940
In case you fucking...

2505
02:05:06,940 --> 02:05:08,760
I don't like this going on.

2506
02:05:10,000 --> 02:05:12,080
Cat's getting done in by a lawnmower.

2507
02:05:16,720 --> 02:05:17,800
There's no sound.

2508
02:05:18,720 --> 02:05:19,340
Oh, there is.

2509
02:05:23,040 --> 02:05:23,700
Bit grim.

2510
02:05:30,740 --> 02:05:31,860
Yeah, it's intermittent.

2511
02:05:32,240 --> 02:05:33,180
That was another one.

2512
02:05:33,540 --> 02:05:36,900
Kind of just fucking shocked us as well at the time because...

2513
02:05:36,900 --> 02:05:44,620
We had a Packard Bell PC and it had speakers built into the monitor as well.

2514
02:05:45,440 --> 02:05:48,320
So it just came on straight away, you know.

2515
02:05:49,660 --> 02:05:51,320
Also, we did have a number of...

2516
02:05:51,320 --> 02:05:53,360
We had about three cats at the time in the house.

2517
02:05:53,600 --> 02:05:55,080
It was a cat house, you know.

2518
02:05:55,180 --> 02:05:57,180
So this kind of thing didn't go down well at all.

2519
02:06:05,180 --> 02:06:06,800
That's a good job my mother didn't see it,

2520
02:06:06,840 --> 02:06:08,860
but she never went near the computer anyway, you know.

2521
02:06:18,120 --> 02:06:19,060
Don't know what that is.

2522
02:06:19,080 --> 02:06:20,240
A bit of slop or something.

2523
02:06:20,420 --> 02:06:21,740
A blob or a snot.

2524
02:06:21,980 --> 02:06:24,080
It's just a snot look with a fucking t-shirt on.

2525
02:06:25,480 --> 02:06:27,480
It's a fucking snot with a t-shirt on

2526
02:06:27,480 --> 02:06:30,160
and one of those stupid hats that has a helicopter blade on it.

2527
02:06:30,760 --> 02:06:32,400
And he's just throwing snot at you.

2528
02:06:35,120 --> 02:06:35,840
Chilling stuff.

2529
02:06:41,000 --> 02:06:42,040
I'm kind of a bit...

2530
02:06:42,040 --> 02:06:45,080
I feel a bit worried because I am on the screen now.

2531
02:06:45,260 --> 02:06:46,980
It's like I've gone back in time and I'm in it

2532
02:06:46,980 --> 02:06:48,480
and he's throwing the snot at me.

2533
02:06:48,740 --> 02:06:50,420
Hopefully he doesn't fucking land the one in me.

2534
02:06:50,420 --> 02:07:18,700
I don't know where this goes.

2535
02:07:18,920 --> 02:07:20,380
Like I don't know how long this goes on for.

2536
02:07:22,600 --> 02:07:24,800
But the chimp is coming up soon enough anyway.

2537
02:07:24,940 --> 02:07:25,800
Six minutes thirty.

2538
02:07:38,140 --> 02:07:39,400
Stay tuned folks.

2539
02:07:39,640 --> 02:07:41,140
We've got a lot more coming up.

2540
02:07:41,820 --> 02:07:43,880
We just got to get rid of this bogey boy first.

2541
02:07:43,880 --> 02:07:45,000
This bogey boy is going to be done.

2542
02:07:45,140 --> 02:07:45,520
I would...

2543
02:07:45,520 --> 02:07:47,680
I takes off.

2544
02:07:49,020 --> 02:07:50,040
Oh that was good actually.

2545
02:07:50,160 --> 02:07:50,660
They fucking...

2546
02:07:50,660 --> 02:07:53,380
At least they used that little helicopter hat thing for something.

2547
02:07:53,520 --> 02:07:54,720
I thought it was just there for nothing.

2548
02:07:55,160 --> 02:07:56,540
Superfluous helicopter hat.

2549
02:07:57,280 --> 02:07:57,880
Here we go.

2550
02:07:57,880 --> 02:07:58,600
This is it folks.

2551
02:07:58,660 --> 02:08:01,000
Remember I was telling you that it was a clock

2552
02:08:01,000 --> 02:08:02,160
and somebody...

2553
02:08:03,160 --> 02:08:05,040
was cranking it up to electrocute him.

2554
02:08:05,040 --> 02:08:10,200
Now what I can see is it's a horrible fucking animal abuse device.

2555
02:08:10,920 --> 02:08:17,440
And they've got a fucking chimp and he's about to get fucking zapped every time it changes the clock.

2556
02:08:17,580 --> 02:08:17,620
It's...

2557
02:08:17,620 --> 02:08:22,140
This is the moment where the CD got ejected.

2558
02:08:23,520 --> 02:08:30,340
And I brought it back to school the next day and I didn't even have the heart to tell my friend that it was shit.

2559
02:08:30,560 --> 02:08:31,760
So I said...

2560
02:08:31,760 --> 02:08:34,320
Oh yeah I put all those screensavers on.

2561
02:08:34,380 --> 02:08:34,860
Yeah they're great.

2562
02:08:38,060 --> 02:08:42,920
So it just goes to show you as well like even in school you know there are people who aren't...

2563
02:08:42,920 --> 02:08:44,720
It's not on your fucking level like...

2564
02:08:44,720 --> 02:08:46,620
And you might have to...

2565
02:08:47,500 --> 02:08:52,020
In order to become friends you might have to lower what you think is a funny thing.

2566
02:08:52,100 --> 02:08:53,020
But I mean I don't know.

2567
02:08:53,320 --> 02:08:54,240
It's...

2568
02:08:54,240 --> 02:08:55,540
Different times I...

2569
02:08:55,540 --> 02:08:56,260
I don't know.

2570
02:08:56,380 --> 02:08:56,620
Maybe...

2571
02:08:56,620 --> 02:08:58,680
Maybe humour's gone on...

2572
02:08:58,680 --> 02:08:59,420
Moved on now.

2573
02:08:59,540 --> 02:09:00,020
I'm not sure.

2574
02:09:10,020 --> 02:09:12,480
Yeah I can still remember it's like...

2575
02:09:12,480 --> 02:09:13,440
I think...

2576
02:09:13,440 --> 02:09:14,360
I'm not sure now.

2577
02:09:14,420 --> 02:09:16,820
I might be over elaborating when he said that's not nice.

2578
02:09:16,900 --> 02:09:17,600
I think he...

2579
02:09:17,600 --> 02:09:19,080
I think he might have just done this.

2580
02:09:19,180 --> 02:09:20,680
Something like this when the...

2581
02:09:20,680 --> 02:09:23,580
And I'm gonna do the reaction now of my father.

2582
02:09:24,220 --> 02:09:25,220
Of when the...

2583
02:09:25,220 --> 02:09:27,640
When he saw the monkey bit that I was fucking...

2584
02:09:27,640 --> 02:09:28,360
When I showed him this.

2585
02:09:28,400 --> 02:09:29,220
This is my dad now.

2586
02:09:29,420 --> 02:09:38,380
Then he walked off.

2587
02:09:38,380 --> 02:09:43,980
But even just the tut and the walking off it was kind of like...

2588
02:09:43,980 --> 02:09:45,680
That's enough now.

2589
02:09:45,680 --> 02:09:47,860
I'm not allowed to have these screensavers it seems.

2590
02:09:48,300 --> 02:09:49,760
Or I'm stupid for having them.

2591
02:09:51,300 --> 02:09:54,480
But in a way he's doing me a favour as well because...

2592
02:09:54,480 --> 02:09:57,820
If I was to go down the route of finding this stuff funny then I mean...

2593
02:09:57,820 --> 02:09:58,820
I fucking...

2594
02:09:58,820 --> 02:10:01,400
Who knows where I would be now.

2595
02:10:02,040 --> 02:10:02,760
Probably be...

2596
02:10:02,760 --> 02:10:06,820
Just watching these but not talking to people online about it.

2597
02:10:08,120 --> 02:10:10,940
Oh this was another one that kind of put him off as well.

2598
02:10:11,600 --> 02:10:13,480
A man that shows his penis I think.

2599
02:10:13,740 --> 02:10:15,020
And it's just...

2600
02:10:15,020 --> 02:10:16,520
It's just a clock.

2601
02:10:16,660 --> 02:10:17,480
It's not his knob.

2602
02:10:17,580 --> 02:10:18,220
It's like a clock.

2603
02:10:18,260 --> 02:10:19,060
It tells you the time.

2604
02:10:19,060 --> 02:10:42,500
Oh it didn't even fucking show you...

2605
02:10:42,500 --> 02:10:43,320
Oh it doesn't.

2606
02:10:43,320 --> 02:10:49,780
Yeah.

2607
02:10:50,700 --> 02:10:51,640
Weird isn't it?

2608
02:10:51,860 --> 02:10:52,620
Very weird.

2609
02:10:52,740 --> 02:10:54,300
Kind of overtly sexual.

2610
02:10:54,720 --> 02:10:55,240
And there was...

2611
02:10:55,240 --> 02:10:57,000
You know it's a family computer.

2612
02:10:57,160 --> 02:10:58,220
Kids in the house as well.

2613
02:10:58,560 --> 02:11:00,980
I think I remember my dad might have said...

2614
02:11:00,980 --> 02:11:02,080
You're not having that one on.

2615
02:11:02,700 --> 02:11:04,300
And then he walked off.

2616
02:11:05,060 --> 02:11:06,160
He walked off.

2617
02:11:06,300 --> 02:11:08,360
He just said clearly...

2618
02:11:08,360 --> 02:11:09,500
You're not having that on.

2619
02:11:09,500 --> 02:11:22,280
Don't know what this is.

2620
02:11:27,620 --> 02:11:28,820
Don't know what that one is.

2621
02:11:28,820 --> 02:11:30,320
Is that a zombie's head or something?

2622
02:11:37,160 --> 02:11:38,980
Oh it's a man drowning like.

2623
02:11:38,980 --> 02:11:42,180
And then the fucking piranhas eat him or something.

2624
02:11:45,200 --> 02:11:47,360
I can't believe we've come across this.

2625
02:11:48,960 --> 02:11:50,720
The Computer Chronicles is fantastic.

2626
02:11:54,980 --> 02:11:55,840
There is...

2627
02:11:55,840 --> 02:11:59,420
There's literally an episode of the Computer Chronicles we were watching last year.

2628
02:11:59,480 --> 02:12:01,660
Where I'm trying to fucking get this across.

2629
02:12:01,940 --> 02:12:05,760
I don't know if anyone watching this now remembers me trying to say that.

2630
02:12:05,800 --> 02:12:08,020
Because obviously I talk a lot of shite.

2631
02:12:08,540 --> 02:12:10,400
Greg thank you very much for the tip there.

2632
02:12:10,500 --> 02:12:12,200
And 100k subs thank you very much for the tip.

2633
02:12:12,680 --> 02:12:14,080
And 2 million black pyramids.

2634
02:12:14,140 --> 02:12:14,760
Can't believe that.

2635
02:12:16,460 --> 02:12:19,620
But I did remember trying to fucking say something.

2636
02:12:19,740 --> 02:12:22,100
The thought came to me and I was trying to say it.

2637
02:12:22,240 --> 02:12:22,940
And this is it.

2638
02:12:25,340 --> 02:12:28,280
Back in the days of playing Championship Manager as well.

2639
02:12:28,400 --> 02:12:29,760
Before it became Football Manager.

2640
02:12:29,760 --> 02:12:33,500
Might have been Championship Manager 3.

2641
02:12:33,500 --> 02:12:36,500
Or even Championship Manager Season 2000...

2642
02:12:36,500 --> 02:12:38,420
2001.

2643
02:12:44,800 --> 02:12:46,460
And now this guy is going to drown.

2644
02:12:47,460 --> 02:12:48,620
Apparently this is...

2645
02:12:48,620 --> 02:12:50,920
This is funny or something is it?

2646
02:12:50,920 --> 02:13:02,080
oh yeah

2647
02:13:02,080 --> 02:13:04,120
I think you might see some silhouette

2648
02:13:04,120 --> 02:13:04,920
of someone

2649
02:13:04,920 --> 02:13:08,100
like a couple riding or something

2650
02:13:08,100 --> 02:13:09,820
or someone getting murdered or something

2651
02:13:09,820 --> 02:13:20,860
there we have it look

2652
02:13:20,860 --> 02:13:22,420
down there oh that one

2653
02:13:22,420 --> 02:13:25,780
that's the fun house down there now

2654
02:13:25,780 --> 02:13:29,980
this is where the fucking funky stuff

2655
02:13:29,980 --> 02:13:31,180
the funky window was happening

2656
02:13:31,180 --> 02:13:33,240
and there you can see

2657
02:13:33,240 --> 02:13:35,100
she's obviously a woman

2658
02:13:35,100 --> 02:13:39,780
and that's a man there

2659
02:13:39,780 --> 02:13:42,120
and they're jumping around on a fucking bed or something

2660
02:13:50,800 --> 02:14:04,120
that's someone stabbing themselves like

2661
02:14:04,120 --> 02:14:07,560
look at this

2662
02:14:07,560 --> 02:14:26,960
weird how weird

2663
02:14:26,960 --> 02:14:38,180
we had a real chilling bit of fucking Paul Schindler action

2664
02:14:38,180 --> 02:14:43,420
and it was when he was trying to do funny voices on the phone

2665
02:14:43,420 --> 02:14:45,040
he kept on doing weird mouth

2666
02:14:45,040 --> 02:14:46,380
he was sticking his tongue out

2667
02:14:46,380 --> 02:14:48,260
and doing weird tongue kind of things

2668
02:14:48,260 --> 02:14:49,440
it was weird

2669
02:14:49,440 --> 02:14:51,280
it was sinister

2670
02:14:51,280 --> 02:14:55,200
maybe we could get something here as well

2671
02:14:55,200 --> 02:14:57,860
different kinds of rolodex cards

2672
02:14:57,860 --> 02:14:59,440
meshing them can be tricky

2673
02:14:59,440 --> 02:15:01,300
the same goes for pc databases

2674
02:15:01,300 --> 02:15:04,940
now if you have data in both paradox and dbase files

2675
02:15:04,940 --> 02:15:07,240
there's help from a windows database called

2676
02:15:07,240 --> 02:15:08,520
thanks mary

2677
02:15:08,520 --> 02:15:14,360
His whole gist, Schindler's gist, his whole gist and being is off-putting.

2678
02:15:14,580 --> 02:15:16,760
And also, do you know what I've just noticed here?

2679
02:15:18,060 --> 02:15:24,600
It's little things like this, a bow tie, a yellow bow tie, a matching bow tie.

2680
02:15:25,320 --> 02:15:32,780
They kind of just, they don't, it doesn't sit well with me.

2681
02:15:32,780 --> 02:15:35,360
Thanks for that.

2682
02:15:35,360 --> 02:15:39,780
Thanks, Mary.

2683
02:15:39,780 --> 02:15:41,780
Thanks, Mary.

2684
02:15:41,780 --> 02:15:43,780
Thanks, Mary.

2685
02:15:47,780 --> 02:15:49,780
Schindler's disk.

2686
02:15:53,780 --> 02:15:55,780
Jazz up your forms.

2687
02:15:59,780 --> 02:16:01,780
Schindler's on the list.

2688
02:16:01,780 --> 02:16:05,780
He's like Gail Bettecker from Breaking Bad.

2689
02:16:05,780 --> 02:16:10,780
Would you believe I haven't watched enough Breaking Bad to know who Gail Bettecker is?

2690
02:16:10,780 --> 02:16:14,780
Design isn't a separate program, it's just a click away behind the pencil.

2691
02:16:14,780 --> 02:16:17,780
Click on the stack of papers and you're back looking at your data.

2692
02:16:17,780 --> 02:16:20,780
The walking fingers put you in search mode.

2693
02:16:20,780 --> 02:16:23,780
Fucking hell. So he had walking fingers, did he?

2694
02:16:23,780 --> 02:16:24,780
Hmm.

2695
02:16:24,780 --> 02:16:32,780
Another set of buttons, just like those on a VCR, enables you to go to the start or the end.

2696
02:16:32,780 --> 02:16:39,780
Any time you double click on a field in design mode, it brings up a menu that allows you to change any aspect of the appearance or content of that field.

2697
02:16:39,780 --> 02:16:46,780
Approach is $400 from Approach Software in Redwood City, California. For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Paul Schindler.

2698
02:16:46,780 --> 02:17:01,780
It was just that last bit there.

2699
02:17:01,780 --> 02:17:16,780
Maybe we can do a bit of that. Listen to this. Because if you put that music to him and slow him down, it does fucking go a little bit strange.

2700
02:17:16,780 --> 02:17:18,780
a little bit strange.

2701
02:17:18,780 --> 02:17:30,780
*Sigh*

2702
02:17:30,780 --> 02:17:32,780
*Sigh*

2703
02:17:32,780 --> 02:17:34,780
*Sigh*

2704
02:17:34,780 --> 02:17:36,780
*Sigh*

2705
02:17:36,780 --> 02:17:38,780
*Sigh*

2706
02:17:38,780 --> 02:17:40,780
*Sigh*

2707
02:17:40,780 --> 02:17:42,780
Thanks for the tip

2708
02:17:42,780 --> 02:17:57,780
*Sounds of the wind*

2709
02:17:57,780 --> 02:17:59,780
Thanks for the tip.

2710
02:17:59,780 --> 02:18:04,780
"Schindler's Gloved Fist" thank you very much. The Peace Pigeon thank you very much!

2711
02:18:04,780 --> 02:18:08,780
Look at this lad here.

2712
02:18:08,780 --> 02:18:20,780
*Sounds of the wind*

2713
02:18:20,780 --> 02:18:23,780
Hey. *Cough*

2714
02:18:23,780 --> 02:18:27,780
Talk about fuckin' after dark screensavers that would have been a real-

2715
02:18:27,780 --> 02:18:30,780
That's up there for me as a real fuckin' screensaver.

2716
02:18:30,780 --> 02:18:32,780
You don't wanna see-

2717
02:18:32,780 --> 02:18:34,780
Peace Pigeon thank you very much!

2718
02:18:34,780 --> 02:18:36,780
An incredible-

2719
02:18:36,780 --> 02:18:40,780
An incredible tip from the annals of history and time.

2720
02:18:40,780 --> 02:18:43,780
Brought to you by the Peace Pigeon.

2721
02:18:43,780 --> 02:18:45,780
Thank you very much. I hope you're getting on well.

2722
02:18:45,780 --> 02:18:49,780
It's nightmare fuel somebody says in the chat there.

2723
02:18:49,780 --> 02:18:51,780
Wellity well how are ya?

2724
02:18:51,780 --> 02:18:53,780
Nightmare fuel indeed.

2725
02:18:53,780 --> 02:18:56,780
I get rid of that fuckin' thing there.

2726
02:18:56,780 --> 02:19:00,780
Redwood City California for the Computer Chronicle-

2727
02:19:00,780 --> 02:19:03,780
Listen, listen, turn the volume up on your fuckin' speakers now.

2728
02:19:03,780 --> 02:19:04,780
You wanna hear this-

2729
02:19:04,780 --> 02:19:05,780
*Cough*

2730
02:19:05,780 --> 02:19:06,780
*Cough*

2731
02:19:06,780 --> 02:19:07,780
3

2732
02:19:07,780 --> 02:19:08,780
2

2733
02:19:08,780 --> 02:19:09,780
1

2734
02:19:09,780 --> 02:19:10,780
1

2735
02:19:10,780 --> 02:19:11,780
2

2736
02:19:11,780 --> 02:19:11,780
1

2737
02:19:11,780 --> 02:19:12,780
2

2738
02:19:12,780 --> 02:19:12,780
2

2739
02:19:12,780 --> 02:19:13,780
2

2740
02:19:13,780 --> 02:19:14,780
2

2741
02:19:14,780 --> 02:19:14,780
2

2742
02:19:14,780 --> 02:19:15,780
2

2743
02:19:15,780 --> 02:19:16,780
3

2744
02:19:16,780 --> 02:19:17,780
3

2745
02:19:17,780 --> 02:19:18,780
2

2746
02:19:18,780 --> 02:19:19,780
3

2747
02:19:19,780 --> 02:19:19,780
3

2748
02:19:19,780 --> 02:19:20,780
3

2749
02:19:20,780 --> 02:19:21,780
3

2750
02:19:21,780 --> 02:19:22,780
3

2751
02:19:22,780 --> 02:19:23,780
3

2752
02:19:23,780 --> 02:19:24,780
3

2753
02:19:24,780 --> 02:19:25,780
3

2754
02:19:25,780 --> 02:19:26,780
4

2755
02:19:26,780 --> 02:19:27,780
4

2756
02:19:27,780 --> 02:19:28,780
4

2757
02:19:28,780 --> 02:19:29,780
4

2758
02:19:29,780 --> 02:19:30,780
4

2759
02:19:30,780 --> 02:19:31,780
4

2760
02:19:31,780 --> 02:19:32,780
4

2761
02:19:32,780 --> 02:19:33,780
4

2762
02:19:33,780 --> 02:19:34,780
5

2763
02:19:34,780 --> 02:19:35,780
5

2764
02:19:35,780 --> 02:19:36,780
5

2765
02:19:36,780 --> 02:19:37,780
5

2766
02:19:37,780 --> 02:19:38,780
5

2767
02:19:38,780 --> 02:19:39,780
5

2768
02:19:39,780 --> 02:19:40,780
5

2769
02:19:40,780 --> 02:19:41,780
5

2770
02:19:41,780 --> 02:19:42,780
6

2771
02:19:42,780 --> 02:19:43,780
6

2772
02:19:43,780 --> 02:19:44,780
6

2773
02:19:44,780 --> 02:19:45,780
7

2774
02:19:45,780 --> 02:19:46,780
7

2775
02:19:46,780 --> 02:19:47,780
7

2776
02:19:47,780 --> 02:19:48,780
8

2777
02:19:48,780 --> 02:19:49,780
9

2778
02:19:49,780 --> 02:19:50,780
9

2779
02:19:50,780 --> 02:19:51,780
9

2780
02:19:51,780 --> 02:19:52,780
10

2781
02:19:52,780 --> 02:19:53,780
10

2782
02:19:53,780 --> 02:19:54,780
11

2783
02:19:54,780 --> 02:19:55,780
11

2784
02:19:55,780 --> 02:19:56,780
12

2785
02:19:56,780 --> 02:19:57,780
12

2786
02:19:57,780 --> 02:19:58,780
12

2787
02:19:58,780 --> 02:19:59,780
13

2788
02:19:59,780 --> 02:20:00,780
13

2789
02:20:00,780 --> 02:20:01,780
13

2790
02:20:01,780 --> 02:20:02,780
14

2791
02:20:02,780 --> 02:20:02,780
14

2792
02:20:02,780 --> 02:20:03,780
15

2793
02:20:03,780 --> 02:20:04,780
14

2794
02:20:04,780 --> 02:20:05,780
15

2795
02:20:05,780 --> 02:20:05,780
15

2796
02:20:05,780 --> 02:20:06,780
15

2797
02:20:06,780 --> 02:20:06,780
15

2798
02:20:06,780 --> 02:20:07,780
15

2799
02:20:07,780 --> 02:20:07,780
15

2800
02:20:07,780 --> 02:20:08,780
15

2801
02:20:08,780 --> 02:20:09,780
15

2802
02:20:09,780 --> 02:20:09,780
15

2803
02:20:09,780 --> 02:20:10,780
15

2804
02:20:10,780 --> 02:20:10,780
15

2805
02:20:10,780 --> 02:20:11,780
15

2806
02:20:11,780 --> 02:20:11,780
15

2807
02:20:11,780 --> 02:20:12,780
15

2808
02:20:12,780 --> 02:20:13,780
16

2809
02:20:13,780 --> 02:20:14,780
16

2810
02:20:14,780 --> 02:20:15,780
16

2811
02:20:15,780 --> 02:20:16,780
16

2812
02:20:16,780 --> 02:20:17,780
16

2813
02:20:17,780 --> 02:20:18,780
16

2814
02:20:18,780 --> 02:20:19,780
16

2815
02:20:19,780 --> 02:20:20,780
16

2816
02:20:20,780 --> 02:20:21,780
17

2817
02:20:21,780 --> 02:20:22,780
17

2818
02:20:22,780 --> 02:20:23,780
17

2819
02:20:23,780 --> 02:20:24,780
17

2820
02:20:24,780 --> 02:20:25,780
17

2821
02:20:25,780 --> 02:20:26,780
18

2822
02:20:26,780 --> 02:20:27,780
18

2823
02:20:27,780 --> 02:20:28,780
18

2824
02:20:28,780 --> 02:20:29,780
18

2825
02:20:29,780 --> 02:20:30,780
18

2826
02:20:30,780 --> 02:20:31,780
19

2827
02:20:31,780 --> 02:20:32,780
19

2828
02:20:32,780 --> 02:20:35,060
never will happen to me, Paul.

2829
02:20:36,280 --> 02:20:37,720
Let's just see here.

2830
02:20:40,060 --> 02:20:41,280
I've done it again.

2831
02:20:41,280 --> 02:20:43,040
The same goes for PC databases.

2832
02:20:43,560 --> 02:20:45,280
Now, if you have...

2833
02:20:45,280 --> 02:20:53,480
This is just not going to be fucking good

2834
02:20:53,480 --> 02:20:57,280
for the amount of time I've taken to try and...

2835
02:20:57,280 --> 02:20:58,760
Get this fucking thing.

2836
02:20:58,760 --> 02:21:08,760
Is it even there? I don't even have it.

2837
02:21:10,520 --> 02:21:12,840
And now there's sexbots in the chat.

2838
02:21:15,220 --> 02:21:19,780
Webcamschat.com hotgirls and boys video chat.

2839
02:21:19,780 --> 02:21:22,500
There's help from a Windows database called Approach.

2840
02:21:22,860 --> 02:21:25,160
This database allows you to manipulate files

2841
02:21:25,160 --> 02:21:27,780
created by the two top PC databases,

2842
02:21:28,260 --> 02:21:30,720
Dbase and Paradox, as well as...

2843
02:21:30,720 --> 02:21:33,780
Golden Nuggets takeaway. Thank you very much.

2844
02:21:34,740 --> 02:21:37,300
What the hell now is this? Where is this?

2845
02:21:37,440 --> 02:21:38,140
Oh, yeah, a big break.

2846
02:21:38,220 --> 02:21:38,700
We got it.

2847
02:21:42,040 --> 02:21:43,620
Thanks for sticking with us here, Guy.

2848
02:21:43,660 --> 02:21:44,640
I'm sorry about this.

2849
02:21:45,320 --> 02:21:46,300
Let's just get this going.

2850
02:21:46,820 --> 02:21:47,700
We can get this going.

2851
02:21:47,700 --> 02:21:51,780
Everything shall be okay.

2852
02:21:51,780 --> 02:21:58,100
Data in an Oracle database.

2853
02:21:58,760 --> 02:22:00,200
Use graphics to jazz up.

2854
02:22:01,280 --> 02:22:03,680
Approach makes it easy to switch from form design

2855
02:22:03,680 --> 02:22:04,980
to form testing back.

2856
02:22:05,560 --> 02:22:07,460
Here, form design isn't a separate program.

2857
02:22:07,600 --> 02:22:07,780
It's just...

2858
02:22:07,780 --> 02:22:09,780
It's only a game, so...

2859
02:22:10,340 --> 02:22:10,620
I'm...

2860
02:22:10,620 --> 02:22:32,040
I'm going to be snookering you tonight. I'm playing for my aim, so you better believe I'm right. I'm going to be snookering you, snookering you tonight. I could spend days gazing across the bay.

2861
02:22:32,040 --> 02:22:51,380
Computer Chronicles is $400 from Approach Software in Redwood City, California. For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Paul Schindler. Yeah, Schindler. You've been doing a bit of snookering, Schindler, have you?

2862
02:22:53,460 --> 02:23:03,100
We're in Redwood City, California. For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Paul Schindler. We're in Redwood City, California. For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Paul Schindler.

2863
02:23:03,640 --> 02:23:08,340
Software in Redwood City, California. For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Paul Schindler.

2864
02:23:09,060 --> 02:23:12,120
That's it for this week's Computer Chronicles. I'm Janelle Stelson.

2865
02:23:12,980 --> 02:23:14,980
Janelle Stelson's after you.

2866
02:23:17,460 --> 02:23:18,740
Computer Chronicles has been made possible.

2867
02:23:19,380 --> 02:23:26,160
Antonio Prola says he was snookering, Schindler was snookering with his custom cyber glove.

2868
02:23:26,520 --> 02:23:29,780
Tobes, thank you very much. Search Net Cafe Voyeurism Online.

2869
02:23:31,120 --> 02:23:38,760
Sounds like a fucking Winnebago stream, if ever there was. Search Net Cafe Voyeurism Online. It's Shafé at his finest.

2870
02:23:39,080 --> 02:23:42,680
I'm going to be snookering you tonight, you say, Tobes. I hope you're not.

2871
02:23:43,060 --> 02:23:46,040
Thanks for the tip, though. And Mary, thank you very much as well.

2872
02:23:46,040 --> 02:23:52,940
It's too late. It sounds too good.

2873
02:23:55,900 --> 02:24:00,020
Spy!

2874
02:24:00,020 --> 02:24:01,560
Don't copy that floppy.

2875
02:24:03,840 --> 02:24:14,000
Videocassette copies of this program are available. Computer Chronicles also publishes a companion newsletter containing details on products demonstrated, plus background information on program topics.

2876
02:24:14,000 --> 02:24:22,700
To order a videocassette or a subscription to the newsletter, call 1-800-366-9484 or write computer chronicles.

2877
02:24:22,700 --> 02:24:29,700
Please specify program subject for tapes. All orders include a free software program for auditing software use.

2878
02:24:32,700 --> 02:24:34,200
I thought it was going to build up.

2879
02:24:34,200 --> 02:24:34,200
I thought it was going to build up.

2880
02:24:34,200 --> 02:25:04,180
Thank you.

2881
02:25:04,180 --> 02:25:34,160
Thank you.

2882
02:25:34,160 --> 02:25:35,060
Backend logic.

2883
02:25:35,660 --> 02:25:36,500
Fucking hell.

2884
02:25:38,040 --> 02:25:39,660
I think the fucking chair.

2885
02:25:40,840 --> 02:25:42,760
The bit of the chair might come off.

2886
02:25:43,420 --> 02:25:44,740
I need to find out where that's gone.

2887
02:25:47,980 --> 02:25:49,280
Look, I'm a bit.

2888
02:25:49,380 --> 02:25:49,780
Whoa.

2889
02:25:50,020 --> 02:25:50,980
It has come off.

2890
02:25:51,380 --> 02:25:54,620
I don't really know whether or not I can watch Netcafé.

2891
02:25:54,940 --> 02:25:58,380
Because it's half one like.

2892
02:26:00,120 --> 02:26:02,220
You know, time for bed and all that kind of crack.

2893
02:26:05,260 --> 02:26:08,680
Would people be arse watching this if we watched it?

2894
02:26:13,660 --> 02:26:14,660
We'll watch it tomorrow.

2895
02:26:14,820 --> 02:26:15,700
We'll watch it another day.

2896
02:26:17,100 --> 02:26:17,700
No, no.

2897
02:26:17,780 --> 02:26:18,180
Another day.

2898
02:26:18,240 --> 02:26:18,640
Another day.

2899
02:26:18,760 --> 02:26:19,180
Another day.

2900
02:26:20,540 --> 02:26:20,980
Alright.

2901
02:26:21,060 --> 02:26:21,800
People are saying, yeah.

2902
02:26:21,900 --> 02:26:22,280
Fuck it.

2903
02:26:23,580 --> 02:26:24,740
It could take hours.

2904
02:26:24,880 --> 02:26:25,080
Yeah.

2905
02:26:25,980 --> 02:26:29,600
The thing is, I like to spend hours looking at this fucking shit.

2906
02:26:30,440 --> 02:26:33,620
I said, tonight I'll get on at half ten.

2907
02:26:34,040 --> 02:26:36,120
I was like, oh, I don't want to go on.

2908
02:26:37,340 --> 02:26:37,920
What's this?

2909
02:26:38,980 --> 02:26:40,020
Rejection comments.

2910
02:26:40,240 --> 02:26:41,400
Manager approval done.

2911
02:26:41,520 --> 02:26:42,280
Approval order.

2912
02:26:42,420 --> 02:26:43,460
Look at this rubbish.

2913
02:26:45,380 --> 02:26:46,760
I'm not sure whether.

2914
02:26:46,860 --> 02:26:48,660
I like to spend ages looking at this stuff.

2915
02:26:48,860 --> 02:26:51,280
So if I did do this and started at half one.

2916
02:26:51,680 --> 02:26:54,040
It could be fucking half two or half three.

2917
02:26:54,960 --> 02:26:56,060
It could be like three.

2918
02:26:56,260 --> 02:26:57,660
And then the energy will go.

2919
02:26:57,780 --> 02:26:58,720
And I'm not giving you.

2920
02:26:59,080 --> 02:27:00,680
I'm not giving you the full.

2921
02:27:02,280 --> 02:27:03,700
Energy stream, you know.

2922
02:27:08,960 --> 02:27:10,200
And then we've got another.

2923
02:27:10,380 --> 02:27:10,620
We've got.

2924
02:27:10,740 --> 02:27:12,100
If Netcafé is class.

2925
02:27:12,320 --> 02:27:13,440
We've got another one.

2926
02:27:14,020 --> 02:27:15,120
We've got another one.

2927
02:27:15,120 --> 02:27:23,380
We've got another good stream to watch in upcoming.

2928
02:27:24,200 --> 02:27:24,940
I won't wait.

2929
02:27:25,020 --> 02:27:26,820
I won't wait until Sunday to do it.

2930
02:27:26,860 --> 02:27:27,660
I'll do it midweek.

2931
02:27:31,180 --> 02:27:32,220
I'll do it midweek.

2932
02:27:32,340 --> 02:27:34,080
Either tomorrow or I'll do it Tuesday or Wednesday.

2933
02:27:38,160 --> 02:27:38,600
Yeah.

2934
02:27:38,820 --> 02:27:39,140
All right.

2935
02:27:40,080 --> 02:27:40,660
Sounds okay.

2936
02:27:41,920 --> 02:27:42,600
It sounds okay.

2937
02:27:42,600 --> 02:27:47,960
Into the West.

2938
02:27:48,040 --> 02:27:49,400
Thank you very much for the tip there.

2939
02:27:50,440 --> 02:27:55,080
What's left to say over the unbelievable, unbelievable stuff altogether.

2940
02:27:55,340 --> 02:27:56,860
It was a crazy night.

2941
02:27:56,980 --> 02:27:57,600
I laughed.

2942
02:27:57,860 --> 02:27:58,460
I cried.

2943
02:27:59,040 --> 02:27:59,900
I died.

2944
02:28:00,340 --> 02:28:01,640
And I cried again.

2945
02:28:02,180 --> 02:28:03,460
And Keith Harris and Orville.

2946
02:28:04,000 --> 02:28:05,160
All that stuff.

2947
02:28:05,580 --> 02:28:06,500
Windows 98.

2948
02:28:06,500 --> 02:28:07,700
Incredible software.

2949
02:28:08,240 --> 02:28:11,080
Where did the other fucking window go there that I had?

2950
02:28:11,340 --> 02:28:11,600
Oh, yeah.

2951
02:28:12,460 --> 02:28:14,800
And we might just end on.

2952
02:28:16,460 --> 02:28:16,940
On.

2953
02:28:17,320 --> 02:28:18,640
Let's see there now.

2954
02:28:19,640 --> 02:28:21,500
Just after dark screensavers.

2955
02:28:21,740 --> 02:28:24,620
Good stuff that we didn't get to get around to see in there.

2956
02:28:25,160 --> 02:28:26,100
We can turn that off.

2957
02:28:26,180 --> 02:28:28,500
These these adverts are absolute fucking rubbish.

2958
02:28:30,540 --> 02:28:31,860
Unless is it a Zelda game?

2959
02:28:31,940 --> 02:28:32,340
Could be cool.

2960
02:28:34,140 --> 02:28:34,540
Valorant.

2961
02:28:34,660 --> 02:28:36,120
Never even been arsed playing it.

2962
02:28:36,180 --> 02:28:39,420
It's another one of those team based shooter jobs.

2963
02:28:40,060 --> 02:28:42,540
Where you're in a clan and you fucking do some stuff.

2964
02:28:43,180 --> 02:28:44,200
Rubbish stuff altogether.

2965
02:28:44,200 --> 02:28:46,580
And that's it for tonight, folks.

2966
02:28:46,860 --> 02:28:49,220
I have been Francesco Hig...

2967
02:28:49,220 --> 02:28:49,480
Hig...

2968
02:28:49,480 --> 02:28:51,560
Higginaris the third.

2969
02:28:52,340 --> 02:28:53,740
You have been amazing.

2970
02:28:54,120 --> 02:28:58,060
This is a screensaver application my dad told me to uninstall.

2971
02:28:59,360 --> 02:29:00,520
And I want to say...

2972
02:29:00,520 --> 02:29:00,920
Good night.

2973
02:29:01,420 --> 02:29:02,340
Oh, fucking hell.

2974
02:29:02,580 --> 02:29:04,020
Good night and God bless.

2975
02:29:04,540 --> 02:29:05,280
Take it easy.

2976
02:29:05,660 --> 02:29:07,440
And remember, it's only a game show, folks.

2977
02:29:08,540 --> 02:29:09,700
It's only a game show.

2978
02:29:09,700 --> 02:29:15,100
See you later.

2979
02:29:15,100 --> 02:29:23,320
I'm going to be snookering you, snookering you tonight.

2980
02:29:23,320 --> 02:29:48,720
To say it's a frame-up

2981
02:29:48,720 --> 02:29:51,020
Wouldn't be fair or right

2982
02:29:51,020 --> 02:29:54,980
I'm gonna be snookering you tonight

2983
02:29:54,980 --> 02:29:59,480
Resist me in vain

2984
02:29:59,480 --> 02:30:02,080
But victory's in my sight

2985
02:30:02,080 --> 02:30:05,440
I'm gonna be snookering you

2986
02:30:05,440 --> 02:30:07,040
Snookering you tonight

2987
02:30:07,040 --> 02:30:09,000
Love is a game

2988
02:30:09,000 --> 02:30:10,040
Snooker's the same

2989
02:30:10,040 --> 02:30:11,560
So join the queues

2990
02:30:11,560 --> 02:30:14,180
Get a good grip

2991
02:30:14,180 --> 02:30:15,200
Don't let it slip

2992
02:30:15,200 --> 02:30:16,720
And think about the pink

2993
02:30:16,720 --> 02:30:17,680
Don't let it rip

2994
02:30:17,680 --> 02:30:18,720
Go to your head

2995
02:30:18,720 --> 02:30:21,680
It's only a game

2996
02:30:21,680 --> 02:30:23,480
Sorry, you have to see this

2997
02:30:23,480 --> 02:30:27,280
Sorry, the video to the snookering you tonight

2998
02:30:27,280 --> 02:30:28,180
You gotta see it

2999
02:30:28,180 --> 02:30:30,080
Ah, fuck it

3000
02:30:30,080 --> 02:30:30,740
It's got a picture

3001
02:30:30,740 --> 02:30:31,800
I'll show you it the next day

3002
02:30:31,800 --> 02:30:31,980
Anyway

3003
02:30:31,980 --> 02:30:33,420
The image

3004
02:30:33,420 --> 02:30:36,180
Strange slideshow image

3005
02:30:36,180 --> 02:30:37,220
The views for it

3006
02:30:37,220 --> 02:30:40,000
Is one of a snooker referee

3007
02:30:40,000 --> 02:30:41,100
Strangling

3008
02:30:41,100 --> 02:30:42,740
A snooker player

3009
02:30:42,740 --> 02:30:48,320
It's a crazy bit of business

3010
02:30:48,320 --> 02:30:50,140
I'll show you it the next day

3011
02:30:50,140 --> 02:30:57,740
Good luck everyone

3012
02:30:57,740 --> 02:30:59,140
- I'm snookering you tonight.
